Ah, a wonderful morning.

It's time to open the mailbox to see who loves you, Squidward.

I don't know if I'll be able to return it.

(BOTH Good morning, Squidward!)

Back to bed... forever.

(SHOUT)

Aren't you going to open your email?

Give me that. I think you've already done it.

Have I won anything?

If I haven't signed up. You have won a plane ticket seat 2B.

It is an all-expenses paid trip to see

the beautiful Bora Bora Background.

We are targeting you and we only tested it six thousand times.

Gee!

I have won a trip to a tropical resort.

Let's see. The winning family will take

a flight from Bikini Bottom Airport... Wait!

Winning family?

We forgot to mention.

Oh, no.

I can't believe you two convinced me, you crawling creatures.

It's the least we could do for a friend like you.

Sorry, for a father like you.

(BOTH Daddy! You're all

idiots! Sorry, please.

Next.)

(PANTS) Attention, passengers!

We present to you our winner of the aerosubmarine contest,

Mr. Squidward and his adorable family.

Come on, Dad.

Let's take a photo with the kids for our in-flight magazine.

Come on, Dad. Everyone

say, "I love my family."

I'd rather not say it.

Say it!

(BOTH I love my family.)

You're in my seat, Dad.

I ask for the aisle.

(BOTH Daddy in the middle!)

Oh no! I don't plan on enduring an

entire flight between the two barnacle brains.

At least give me a hallway.

Excuse me, sir.

Are you in your assigned seat?

Attention, everyone.

Fasten your seat belts by

adjusting the buckle as you see.

Make sure it is tight.

And keep your backrests upright.

Or else...

So.

Hey, Patrick.

Do you want to change so I can look out the window?

Ok, but hurry up

(Grunts)

Attention all passengers.

This is your captain speaking.

Please keep your seat belts fastened as we

ascend.

(THEY LAUGH)

Enjoy your flight.

Now you can roam around the cabin.

Did you hear that, Squidward?

You can unbuckle your belt now.

Wait! Untie me!

Oh! A bag of food.

(Whining)

"Twelve hours of sleepless night later."

(Snoring)

Would you like to keep quiet?

I'm trying to sleep.

I dreamed I was in the ocean and now I have to...

Ouch, ouch, ouch.

Huh, huh?

I have

Yes! I have to go to

the bathroom! Is

this it? (SCREAMS) Rude!

I got here first! (SCREAMS))

Hey, buddy! What happened to the other flight attendant?

Where is he? He's in the bathroom.

(SHOUT)

Ouch,

ouch, ouch!

The flight attendants will save me.

I just have to press the call button...

Good

evening, sir!

Freshly brewed coffee?

That?

I think they had too much Patricio, where are the real hostesses?

coffee. They've been in the service for quite

a while. I think they

had too much coffee. What do you think about this coffee?

No, I don't want to.

Ah!

Hey, Squidward! You sure do like coffee!

Friends, I feel the turbulence.

Hey, Patricio, have they made you the stewardess?

Do you also want to be a flight attendant?

(LAUGH)

(THEY LAUGH)

We apologize, sir.

Let's dry it well.

(Whining)

The appetizer!

I'm free!

The appetizer!

Yay!

Oh no!

(COMPLAINS)

I'm fed up!

I'm going to file a complaint with the captain.

Take me to the cabin!

(COMPLAINS)

Are you enjoying your flight?

No, not at all.

These two have been nothing but giving me trouble since we took off.

And now they have replaced the flight attendants!

What have they done to them?

I just opened the bathroom door, Captain.

So!

(THEY SCREAM)

There's no one piloting the plane!

What are we going to do?

We're going to crash.

I think I can handle this.

I'm sure it's not difficult.

Squidward! Trust your instincts.

I guess...

(Shouting)

Look, Squidward. We're almost there.

Now you have to land with this.

Without killing everyone.

(BOTH Squidward! Squidward!

(Alarm and beeps))

(BOTH Squidward! Squidward!

Oh!)

(THEY LAUGH)

(BOTH Squidward! Squidward!)

"Bora Bora Fund".

(BOTH Bravo, Squidward!)

Bora Bora background!

Attention, passengers. This is your new captain speaking.

We have arrived at the beautiful Bottom of Bora Bora.

One moment.

I thought I had stopped this gossip.

Look, Squidward!

Turns out I was on autopilot.

Bravo, Squidward!

You did nothing!

I need to get off this plane and enjoy the place.

Why do you want to do that?

You won a trip to see the Bora Bora Fund.

Not to stay there, you fool.

Goodbye, Bora Bora.

Oh... Life is funny, isn't it?

Ouch, ouch, ouch.

This is your flight attendant speaking.

It seems we are experiencing headwinds.

And the estimated time of our arrival

at Bikini Bottom is...

24 more hours!

(THEY LAUGH)

No!

- Are you ready, boys? - Yes, captain!