Okay, I'm cute, casual, and ready to go.

What's up with Mom? Nothing.

Just my morning cry.

I'm so excited for our girls' day.

Goodbye, mis amores!

You sure you'll be okay watching the boys?

Frida, please.

(both gasp)

I'm coming for you, Carl!

(babbles excitedly)

No, it's fine! It's fine!

You two just relax and have fun.

I've got the boys under control.

(yelps)

(both laugh)

(grunts) (giggles)

Just be back by 3:00, por favor!

I thought we'd start with a sneak peek of my exhibit

before it opens tomorrow.

(camera shutter clicks) Hola, chica.

I was just about to call you.

I want to post some publicity photos for your show,

but I can't decide which pieces to post.

Ay, it's so hard to choose between all my babies.

What do you think, Carlota?

Hey, art lovers!

I'm coming to you live with a sneak peek

of Frida Casagrandes' latest show.

Which piece do you like best?

This portrait of a torta abuelo?

Or "Choo Choo Chonies"?

Uh, mija,

I didn't say all your followers could get a sneak peek.

(notification chimes) The people have spoken!

"Choo Choo Chonies"!

(camera shutter clicks)

Aw, I've been dying to try this place.

How did you even get a rez?

Oh, it only took me five months.

(chuckles nervously) No big deal!

So what should we order?

Ooh, you know what looks good?

Hey, y'all, I'm at Goddess Greens,

where everything looks so yum.

Should we get the Venus salad or the Aphrodite wrap?

-What'll it be? -I was thinking...

(notification chimes) The votes are in!

One Aphrodite, please.

(notification chimes) Oh, and two dirt smoothies.

Eating dirt is so trendy right now.

Enjoy your meal.

Ah, this looks amazing! (chuckles nervously)

Should we ask your fans which side of the wrap I should have?

(chuckles) Very funny, Mom.

(notification chimes) They said the left.

(chomps) (teeth crack)

Just a sec. I need a quick pic.

Almost... Not quite...

Perfect! (slurps)

Mom, I need that for the background.

Spit that dirt out!

(spits)

That's better.

(camera shutter clicks) Wow, that came out great!

(sighs)

(gasps) Ooh, no time!

We're gonna be late for our hair appointment.

B-but...

Wow, I'm getting so many likes on our lunch.

I would've liked a bite of it.

Yeah, all done. What do you think?

(gasps) Carlota, you look so... ah!

(camera shutter clicks)

"Obsessed with my new 'do from Margarita's Salon!

New hair vibes got me like..." (phone chimes)

Got you like what?

Frida, your turn. What would you like?

Oh, the usual. Just a little trim...

(camera shutter clicks) Mom, no.

The usual is so last year.

"What hairstyle should my super cool mom get today?"

Ay, no, I don't need...

(notification chimes) Ooh, it's unanimous.

Bangs!

(whimpers)

(dramatic musical sting)

(shudders)

I can't even see with these things!

Who needs to see when you look like a supermodel?

Say cheese! No, Carlota!

Don't you dare! Just one.

They want an "after" picture. Give me that telefono!

Oh! (splat)

Mom, are you okay?

Do I look okay?

(sighs)

Mija, I was really looking forward to today.

I hardly even see you anymore.

I don't want to share what little time we have

with your followers.

Mom, I'm sorry.

I thought we were having fun.

Here, take my phone.

From now on, I'm all yours.

Aw, thank you, mi amor.

Mom and daughter vibes got me like...

yeh, hashtag!

Okay, let's just go to the spa.

Welcome to Ahh, That Feels Good Spa!

Here's your day pass to uninterrupted relaxation.

(phone buzzes)

Oh, that must be all your followers

wondering where you went.

Yeah, sorry.

Let's just turn it off.

Wait. It's my phone?

(tense music)

Everything okay?

(chuckles nervously) Fine!

Just 16 little messages.

They can wait.

You can change into your robes here

and head into the steam room.

Great, I'll just use the dressing room.

Oh, that's a... (slam)

locker.

(dials phone number)

Finally, mujer!

I've been texting you all day.

You exhibit has gone viral!

I need you on your phone, responding to fans.

-On my phone? When? -Now!

The show is tomorrow,

and social media engagement boosts sales.

Right.

It's just that today is not really good for me.

Chica, chica, chica, one is only viral but for a moment.

You must seize the opportunity,

and more importantly, your phone.

Art life! (hangs up)

(sighs) Art life...

Ahh, that feels good.

Oh, now I get the name!

(phone buzzes)

Uh, yes, I love steam.

In fact, let's turn it up.

Más, más.

(steam blows)

Uh, Mom, I can't see anything.

Great.

Uh, I mean, who needs to see when you feel this good?

(slap) Is this the door?

That's my face!

What should we do next?

The Arctic chill room? The meditation room?

Huh...

(phone buzzes)

Ay, so many messages.

I mean, massages!

Let's get a massage.

Oh, okay. That sounds nice.

(grunts) One deluxe!

Take your time.

Wait, what? Are those feet?

Ugh!

Wow, the first hour of that massage was pretty painful,

but I got into it.

How was yours? The same.

Painfully relaxing.

(phone buzzes) What is that noise?

Uh, nothing!

(splat)

(sizzling)

(yelps) That's hot!

Heat is good for your complexion.

"Call me ASAP"?

What? Uh...

Call me a sap for not doing this sooner.

(chuckles) Adult slang is so weird.

Anyway, this is mad chill.

I forgot how much I heart spending time with you.

(mud squelches)

(dials phone number)

Frida, your social media engagement is working.

That Sparkle guy from the news

wants to a livestream interview with you right now.

-Andale. -(gasps)

Jim Sparkletooth? Right now?

(sobbing) I am so humbled!

And nervous.

Just be yourself.

I'll send you the link. Break a leg, amiga!

(hangs up) (breathes deeply)

So then, we broke up again.

And he cried. A lot.

But I really need to focus on my vlog right now.

(sighs) You are such a good listener.

Mom?

Mom.

Aw, Mom, don't cry.

(splat) (screams)

Mom!

(laughs distantly) Huh?

The pleasure is all mine. (gasps)

Our art-loving viewers want to know,

what is your inspiration?

Oh, I would have to say my family.

I wouldn't be able to create

without their constant love and support.

Mom, you're on your phone?

You're such a hypocrite!

And there's my loving daughter now.

Ooh, can we interview her?

Uh, no! Got to go!

Please buy my art. (sighs in relief)

Have you been on your phone this entire time?

Not the entire time.

I'm not the phone right now.

Okay, fine. I was.

After you took mine? That's different.

I was using my phone for my art.

It's important that I respond to my fans.

Well, I use my phone for vlogging,

and that's really important to me.

(sighs) Forget it. You don't understand.

I'm just gonna go home. No.

(sighs) You're right.

Vlogging is how you express yourself,

and that's no less important than my art.

I didn't realize it until this moment,

but social media is your paintbrush.

Perdóname.

Maybe your fans can vote

on whether or not you should forgive me.

(sobbing)

Mom, I'm sorry too.

I was kind of overdoing it.

I don't even want this. (gasps)

It was actually nice disconnecting for a while.

I wish we had time for a do-over.

Me too, but it's almost 3:00 and I don't think

your father can handle the boys for much longer.

Unless...

Carl, CJ, I told you no waterslides in the bathroom.

(toilet flushes) (chuckles)

(both gasp)

Oops! Sorry, Mom.

I didn't know you were back.

We'll clean up this mess.

You get back in there and...

Whoa! (gasps)

(mumbles dazedly) What?

Dad, what have you done to Mom and Carlota?

(all scream)

Did you hear something? I don't think so.