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(Music)
This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins.
George is on the left with the tie and the Santa hat.
Harold is on the right with reindeer antlers and the bad haircut.
Remember that now because they're getting their Christmas on
like a holiday movie marathon.
(Music)
(Intro song)
(Intro song)
(Intro song)
(Intro song)
Christmas special.
Extreme exploits of the explosive Xmas.
Six months later, it was finally Christmas cheer was in the air and
smoke from a small grease fire at Chancy Chicken.
This holiday season,
fill your cup to the brim with Smickleflap's Ham Nog.
Hammy Holidays.
Ugh! Tastes like low tide.
Trying to get gifts again, huh?
Tell you what, since we can't open presents yet,
how's about a sneak read of
tis the Eve for the day Twas Christmas.
that's what makes it naughty and nice.
(Screeching)
Did someone mess with my chair?
Cause it's all... I can't get it to...
Why won't it just...
Perfect. Here we go.
Tis the eve of the day twas Christmas.
The village is brimming with cheer.
The blacksmith is smithing.
Seamstresses seeming.
For soon old Saint Nick will be here.
With eight flying reindeer pulling-
(Loud snoring)
And with that, Santa whispers.
(Music)
So, a couple of months before Christmas,
Santa was testing new toys.
One was a robot named Roguey,
a war-bot who made lots of noise.
But Roguey the Robot went rogue. Not surprising given his name.
He took Santa hostage and warned, “Pay the ransom
'cause this ain't no game.”
The ransom was one jillion dollars,
and a motorcycle that flies and shoots flame.
“Pay or Christma is cancelled,” he warned, 'cause "this ain't no game.”
They didn't have that much dough.
So they did the only thing they could do.
They called for the hero and undies.
And in Captain Underpants flew.
When Captain Underpants heard about Santa,
he said, “Oh, no! That's really bad!
But don't worry, folks. I love Christmas.
It's my favorite time to wear plaid.”
Captain Underpants' mission was clear, save Santa and Christmas too.
'Cause if he failed, no holiday parties.
Not even ‘O Howly Night at the zoo!
Captain Underpants flew to the North Pole.
A weird snowdrift made him look twice.
lSo he dug and he dug and he dug and he dug.
And he found a jail in the ice!
Here's the thing about prison, it can change a man.
That's a fact. So when Captain Underpants
found Santa, he was no longer jolly.
He was jacked!
Robots charged in from all sides.
The heroes were caught in a trap.
Roguey was all, “Game's over, you fools!”
“But you said this ain't no game,” said Cap.
Captain thought they were goners. But new jacked Santa stepped in.
They fought side by side like Pro-Bowlers.
And they smashed all the bots for the win.
To celebrate, jacked Santa declared
that, "Christmas would have a new name."
From that day on it would be Blissmas
and be a whole new ball game
with lasers, explosion and fun and stakes and dance music and
parades and jalapeno poppers and ape racing and monster trucks
horse climbing and French toast, and a party that lasts a week,
and a dinosaur made out of fire for some reason,
and, oh, yeah, this was supposed to rhyme.
Okay, the end.
The presents under the tree then helps himself to a cookie of three.
They fought side by side like Pro Bowlers
and they smashed all the bots for the win.
Hey, that's not right.
But Christmas isn't... (STRUGGLES)
My chair is so...
(GRUTS) I just can't get it to...
Okay. I need a new chair. Oh, wait, there's the button.
Ah, but Christmas isn't about you.
It's about everyone.
Instead of thinking about ourselves, we think about others.
Giving. That's the spirit of every Christmas tradition.
Singing for other people, baking cookies for other people,
giving presents to other people.
Even this poem, it's about how Santa puts everyone before himself.
That's his thing.
It's also this Christmas special's thing.
Thanks George and Harold's parents.
Sorry, I was watching Lee Dingman's Christmas movie
"Christmas Lee's Christmas tree" on my phone.
Christmas Lee's Christmas tree.
A place for joy, not punching.
Unless there's a ninja attack!
Gah! Ninja attack!
(Music)
-Merry Christmas. -Oh, you got me
your crazy Christmas ninjas.
Better for you?
All I know is Christmas ain't broke, so don't fix it.
-Oh no. Eternal darkness. -Lock the doors!
Board the windows!
Welcome to Toys of London,
the world's biggest toy store 300 years ago.
Toys of London is the top toy titan.
You have all the toys, dolls, marbles, rattles.
And that's it. I propose you stop selling toys
and start giving them away. But that's not all.
We're going to wrap the toys and put them under a tree
inside your house.
And we're gonna call it. Wait for it...
Christmas!
-Why? -Exactly!
-Now, who's with me? -Mr. Claus?
Don't, call me Santa.
Mr. Claus was my father.
Very well. Santa.
If we give our toys away, how will we make any money?
You won't.
So we got a deal, huh?
(Crashing)
Why are there teacups here?
Oh, right. It's England.
(Singing)
(GROANS)
Not again.
Help!
Steaks, roasts, burgers.
If it's beef, we got it.
And the price is so low.
You swear it was stolen?
Because it was.
Gotta go.
Yeah. No no no, no.
Jingle bells, jingle bells.
Jingle all the way.
Jingle bells jingle...
-(ALL) Yay! -Sorry. Meatloaf Monday.
Can I lose these sleigh bells?
-(ALL) Yay! -Wait! I like sleigh bells.
I love this, it's new, it's bold, it's uncompromising.
But our parents won't be on board.
(Laughs)
(Gulping noises)
Why does it smell like the pier?
Meanwhile, 300 years ago, Christmas was still a hard sell.
Because if the Eiffel Toyer gives its toys away, it will inspire
people to think about others before themselves.
Oh. Croissants.
And if people think about others before themselves,
thanks to Toysland Uber Alles, they'll be happy.
(YELLS)
Are bratwurst.
And if everyone is happy,
the world will be a better place.
Courtesy of Neutrali-Toys.
(GRUNTS)
Oh, cheese!
(Laughing)
Aren't you worried that George and Harold changed the pageant?
It's Christmas Eve.
The war on Christmas has raged for centuries.
But this year, 2127, is the year a hero rises from the tinsel
and Christmas becomes Blissmas.
Santa's coming to town to kick some butt.
(Music)
Thanks, Dasher. You too, Dancer and Prancer.
Love the new look, Santa.
You're like super jacked now.
Stay frosty, Christmas commandos.
That explosion woke up the metalheads.
We'll have to blast our way out.
Good. Let's wreck the halls.
(Gasps)
(Epic music)
The metalheads have force fields.
Our lasers can't break through.
No, but the mistletoe missile will.
(Explossion)
Ho! Ho ho! Hope you have insurance.
Santa should be here by now.
But he's not. It's the end of Christmas.
Ho ho hopeless!
Right, because it's the beginning of blissmas.
And this night ain't silent anymore.
So make some noise and have a mega blissmas.
(Electronic music)
Corndog-taco-pizza- chilichangas for everyone!
(Electronic music)
(Roaring)
Oh, and there's a dinosaur made of fire for some reason.
-That's crunchy! -And hot.
(GASPS)
Mega blissmas, everyone!
(Electronic music)
(Disappointed walla)
To us, to the audience?
Not so much.
My parents hated it.
My mom started crying tears of sorrow.
Oh, my family stopped sweating. That's never happened before.
My mother called her lawyer.
My dad said, we're moving.
We killed Christmas.
Oh! Honey, we're not mad.
We're disappointed.
I'm both and confused.
Why was there a dinosaur?
And why do I have to sit in the middle?
Christmas is for everyone.
And everyone loved that pageant.
Until tonight.
Too bad more people didn't love Ham-nog.
Now that made for a hammy holiday.
Getting rid of it was a Christmas crime.
Boys, I want you to read this.
But you don't get it.
Christmas was about putting others before yourself
right from the start.
And that will never change.
I'm calling Smickleflaps.
I want a ham nog reboot.
Ham nog.
Look, kid, I'm just an actor trying to make a buck. I graduated from
Juilliard. I was the lead on the zoo investigator for three seasons.
Those monkeys could not have opened this unlocked door and
walked out. Oh, wait.
Yes, they could have.
Psst. Yous twos want the Santa skinny? Follows me.
Because it ain't a real igloo. So shut your yaps and listen up.
Name's Yule. Yule tide.
I'm one of Santa's little helpers. Real Santa.
That's right, don't get your stockings in a knot. So why is this
you kids asking so many questions about Santa, huh?
Oh, yeah. How's you gonna do that?
All right, I'll buy it. 1720, North Pole.
that's when Santa became Santa.
You goes there, maybe you can give Christmas a kick in the pants.
Oh, is that an elf crack?
(LAUGHS) I just busted your chops.
We're on the same team.
Look at me. 300 years of pointy hats and shoes is enough.
I'm an elf, not a clown. Why can't I wear something nice?
Oh, I didn't say that. Yous did.
All right, we're done here. Beat it.
And take your man, baby, with you.
He's gumming up the works.
Merry Christmas Melvin.
(Crash)
(Music)
(Music)
In which they all traveled back in time to meet Santa.
(Screaming elves)
Intruders, attack!
(Screaming)
(Grunting)
No, it isn't.
(Grunting)
(Crash)
(Screaming)
Ho ho ho! Hold the phone.
Get off before we get sued.
(ALL) Santa! Sorry, we don't get many guests.
Or any guests at all.
Come on in. Just made a fresh batch of cookies.
Wait, why aren't you wearing any clothes?
It's 20 below zero.
My first childhood toy was a stick.
It made me so happy.
But giving it to my neighbor Maurice made me realize true happiness is
putting others before yourself.
I went around the world looking for someone else who wanted to put
others before themselves like me, but everyone said no.
That's when I realized I'd have to make it happen on my own.
So I emptied my bank account and moved to the North Pole to make a
fresh start. But it was a lot colder than I expected.
Luckily, that's when I met the elves and they loved my presentation.
So they helped me build this cottage and a workshop for toys.
And now we're a lean, mean, toy making machine.
Well, maybe not so lean because of all the cookies, but that's all
there is to eat here. You know, it's the Arctic.
Yeah!
This is the sleigh. And you met the reindeer.
Now, once we're loaded up, I'm going to fly around the world giving trees
and presents to everyone.
And tomorrow, December 25th, the world will be a better place.
Full of lights and bows and festive songs and colorful sweaters and most
importantly, the joy of putting others before yourself.
All thanks to Christmas.
That's what I'm calling it.
I'm kind of hoping people do the tree part themselves next year
because this sap is really sticky.
Anyways, that's the plan.
What do you think?
Oh, pictures.
Tons. It's a problem,
but my New Year's resolution is to hit the gym
as soon as it gets invented, because it is the 1700s.
All right. A couple of months before Christmas,
Santa was testing new toys.
Okay. The end.
Well, this changes everything.
Elves. I'm calling an audible.
Boys, you just booked permanent spots on my nice list.
Which is another thing I'm starting.
Maybe that's because you ate every single cookie we had.
Oh, snap.
(Music)
Celebratory tree ignition in three, two, one.
(Screaming)
(Sirens)
(Yelling)
Kid, get out of the blast zone! And Mega Blissmas!
Mega blissmas.
♪ Got a burning tree ♪ ♪ that's a rocket too ♪
♪ Got a DJ dropping beats ♪ ♪ that'll make you scream woo ♪
♪ Got a glowing half-pipe ♪ ♪ for catching holiday air ♪
♪ And there's lasers, lasers, ♪ ♪ lasers, lasers everywhere! ♪
♪ We're wearing capes. ♪ ♪ And racing apes! ♪
♪ This is everything we've ♪ ♪ ever wanted in a holiday. ♪
♪ No carols to sing. ♪ ♪ No more sleigh bells ring. ♪
♪ We're dancing on the hovercraft. ♪ ♪ 'Cause Blissmas is a thing. ♪
♪ Grab a rope and swing ♪ ♪ Eat and drink like a king ♪
♪ We all just hit the jackpot ♪ ♪ 'Cause Blissmas is a thing! ♪
Blissmas is the longest week of the year.
Yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah.
Oh, I can't wait for you blissmas to be your own house.
Look what I got at rent a reindeer. Ho ho ho.
Who's got yet yet, yet yet. Mistletoe.
(Screaming)
Ho ho ho. Mega blissmas.
People are. Piqa! This is your Santa speaking.
Time to get your butts to the Piquarena
for tonight's Mega Mechalition Derby!
(Fast Christmas carols)
Giant robots smashing into each other again.
But then it's just loud, pointless and obnoxious.
Like Other Sophie. Sophie burn!
Aw, the Blissmas Bobcat bit me again.
That actually sounds nice.
Boring plates. Boring plates.
I'd like to eat one thing baked
like a ham instead of a bunch of stuff i-changa'd.
Singing is easier when you're not winded from dodging.
Dodging. Fa la la la la la
La la La Need oxygen
Wow. It'd be nice if everyone spent this holiday putting others before
themselves, especially Santa.
Wrong. Santa doesn't give presents to anyone.
He gets presents.
(BOTH) WHAAAAT?
Wait, wait. Where are your presents for Santa?
Ah, you don't have presents for Santa?
-Where's your present for Santa? -I forgot it.
Maybe this will help you remember.
(Yells)
Remember Santas present. Remember Santa present.
Do I know you?
Merry? You mean Mega blissmas?
And where are your presents for Santa?
Tell Jingle Boss I got a couple of gift-less Gary's comin' his way.
(Elevator music)
(Party music)
It's so exclusive. No one gets in because it's a glacier.
Oh, geez.
Oh.
Georgetown! H-Bomb!
Of course I'm Santa.
Yep. I put down the cookies.
I picked up the weights.
Ooh, you guys want a Blissmas protein shake?
I got Ultra Fudgealanche and Big Time Bacon-Berry Blitz!
Isn't it great? It's got everything.
Lasers, capes, rides, lasers, music, spicy food,
robots, lasers, and lasers!
What am I sayin'? You guys know all that
'cause it was your idea!
Oh. Well, giving was a Christmas thing!
Christmas was for everyone.
But this is Blissmas baby and Blissmas is all about me.
Hey, you were the spark. I'm the fire.
That's what makes it Blissmas, baby.
And don't worry about gettin' me a gift.
Yous two get a pass on presents,
you're VIPs! After all,
without you, there's no Blissmas!
Whoa. I gotta think-squat-thrust about that one.
Ho ho!
Well. Yeah.
I'm good. Good-Good- Good brain burn, there.
Here's the deal. The spirit of Blissmas is go big or go home,
am I right?
Well, I go home after blissmas, but I'm here now, so you're on.
All you have to do is win the Blissmas Mechalition Derby!
Mechalition is the big kahuna of Blissmas traditions.
If you guys defeat all the robots, I'll do whatever you say.
After all, if it's not high stakes, it's not blissmas.
Uh-oh. No, no.
I don't know why he likes it. It tastes like fish fire.
Oh, come on, we haven't even started yet.
Sorry, buddy. I'll get some tape.
Mega blissmas.
Are you blissmas bandits melting down for Mechalition?
(Cheering)
Robots take the battlefield.
(Whirring)
Just in case you forgot why they're doing this.
Mega blissmas to all and to all a good fight.
(Fireworks)
(Music)
(Hits and crashes)
(Hits and crashes)
(Music)
(Hits and crashes)
Ho ho! Hold on.
I said you had to beat all the robots.
Not quite. Melvin!
I forgot to mention, I always win my collection because Blissmas is all
about me.
Because when it comes to robot Christmas trees,
if you can't beat them, decorate them.
Just in case. You forgot about that.
(Mechanical sounds)
Oh, no I won't.
I'm not Santa Claus.
I'm Mechanic-Claus.
(Screaming)
(Singing)
Here comes the ho ho t.k.o.
There is no Christmas cheer. Only blissmas.
No, no he won't. I'm here, I'm here. Gather Claus.
Hey, are you supposed to be glowing like that?
Eight flying reindeer, a pull in his sleigh.
Full of gifts to deliver all in one day.
He slips down the chimney with nary a peep.
Then glides through the house as the children still sleep.
He places the presents under the tree.
Then helps himself to a cookie or three.
Three.
And with that, Santa whispers, winking his eye.
Merry Christmas to everyone and returns to the sky.
And that was when mechanic Claus remembered it was his job to
bring Christmas, not blissmas to everyone.
And a most wonderful thing happened.
Mechanic Claus became the Santa Claus he was meant to be.
Ho ho ho!
Merry Christmas.
And I have something for everyone. Elves.
Fire the gift-zookas!
Yeah yeah yeah. Blissmas blunt force trauma.
Thank you, George and Harold, for reminding me what Christmas was
meant to be.
I don't know what I was thinking for the last 300 years.
That's right. And what would you two like for Christmas?
Oh, hovercraft. Oh, maybe a tree house upgrade.
Anything. Name it and it's yours.
(Music)
Oh, so you don't want your present.
There you go, boys. Compliments of the jingle boss.
Thanks, boys. Now let's go celebrate Christmas.
First, let's fight
this dinosaur made of fire for some reason.
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