(Music)

# Monster shaker! #

# Monster shaker! #

# Monster shaker! #

# Monster shaker! #

# Monster shaker! #

# Monster! Monster! Monster! # # Monster shaker! #

(Music)

(SCREAMS) HA! HA! Here, take that!

You drooling dragon! (WHINES)

Go for it, Medhi! We're gonna bring him down, there.

YEAH!

I'm doing my best,

but I just don't have many magic points left.

(Pressing buttons)

Huh? (CHUCKLES)

Seriously! Gwen, if you wanna walk in front of the TV,

crawl underneath, okay?

In your dreams! Gotta go. Bye-bye!

(In-game lasers)

Bye-bye! See you later, honey!

Oh, no! Not now!

Re-activate Mehdi, nowww!

(Bad connection)

What?

Medhi, can you hear me?

OH! Mehdhi?

Medhi?

What is with this medieval modem?

Justin! A delivery man is going to stop by

with a package for us later.

Would you mind sign it for it? Uh, okay!

Yeah. (SIGHS)

(BAD CONNECTION) I left you a heallliiiiing poshunnnn.

Justiiin?

Yeah, yeah, okay, Dad, I heard you loud and clear!

Great, see you later, then!

UGH!

(Music)

Hey! Huh?!

Oh, noooo.

Ugh. Forget it, Medhi.

My internet connection stinks,

I'm gonna stop, it's impossible to play.

See ya. (GRUNTS)

(Music)

Oh! Hey!

No need for the internet with this!

Let's liven things up in here!

HAH! There we go. (SIGHS)

(GIGGLES) Bring on the monsters!

(Music)

(Growling in the movie)

I know you're there.

C'mon, show yourself.

(Music)

(Doorbell)

(YELPS) Who's there?!

(Music)

Do you think I should open it?

(WHINES)

(Doorbell)

Oh, alright, well, I'll come back another time!

Ah, the coast is clear.

I think he's gone, Guwi!

AAAAH!

Huh? Somebody home?

(Screaming)

What's going on in there?

Yeah, well if he thinks he's gonna get in here!

Never! Anyone home?!

Ah!

(CHIRPING)

Not now, Guwi, I have to eliminate the zombie!

(Knocking)

Ah? Still there, huh?

Hang on, I'm gonna call dad.

(Beeping)

You've reached Olivier's voice mail.

I'm not available at the moment but you may leave a message. Good-bye.

OH! I-don't-be-lieve-this!

(SCARED CHIRP)

(Music)

Anybody there?

(YELPS)

What IS that monster anyway?

Hey, don't be scared!

No way he's gonna get in here, huh?

Hm... Wait a sec.

No, not him-not him!

HA! Shrieky?

“Extremely loud, a real fire alarm, he makes

an ear-shattering and repetitive shriek”.

Just what I need! Quick!

Soooo a page from a psikologeee book!

(Music)

A rose petal.

And an atomizer!

A double "A" battery And a pepper candy!

There we go!

(Music)

(Shaking)

(Magical explosion)

(Music)

Hey there, Shrieky.

Huh? Rubbachoo?!

Oh no, I must've mixed up my ingredients!

Oh, c'mon Rubbachoo, get back in the shaker,

on the double ‘cause it's not you I wanted.

Huh? What?!

There IS no combination to get him back?!

(CHIRPS) Oh, yeah!

The combination is tattooed on Rubbachoo's skin!

So, just wait a sec.

Come back here you!

(CHIRPING)

(CHIRPING)

Wow, you're super elastic, huh?

(CHIRPING) Right, so Rubbachoo. You know what?

You're gonna help me get rid of that

zombie-burglar who's hanging outside, okay?

C'mon!

(Quiet chirping)

Every year there are more than 230,000 burglaries

or attempted thefts recorded across our region.

OH! That's shocking, huh?!

Huh? What's going on?!

Hey! You over there! What do you think you're doing?!

AHHH!

You wouldn't be a burglar by any chance?!

No no, I'm not a burglar,

I'm just here to deliver a package!

The kid in this house refuses to open the door!

That doesn't surprise me.

The people in that house are strange, especially the kids!

You know you can leave it with me.

I'll give it to them later. (CHUCKLES)

If those little rascals mow my lawn for me, that is!

(Music)

(COUGHS) I'm sorry, ma'am,

but delivering packages is MY job!

Besides, I'll need their signature!

Really?

Okay, it's just the two of us now, you rascal!

(Music)

Hey, kid? Can you hear me?

Don't be scared, I'm just here to see you, I'm not a thief!

HA! Typical zombie technique, make believe you're nice!

But I'm onto you!

(LAUGHS)

(Struggles)

ARGH!

Wha- hey, are you nuts or what?!

Oh, come on.

I've just got a package for you!

(Yelling)

Now it's the old “gift trick”!

I won't fall for that!

C'mon, come with me, Rubbachoo!

We've got to be ready for the zombie's next move!

(CHIRPING)

AHHH! (GIGGLES)

(COUGHS)

Hello it's your neighbor!

I have some candy for you.

Can you open the door, please?

Huh? Candy?!

No way!

What a pity, I'm going to have to leave

with this eeeeeenormous bag of candy.

Hey, Rubbachoo!

Sue Keeney would never do anything that nice, would she?

(Music)

I've got an idea, Rubbachoo! (LAUGHS)

Yoo hooo!

Who is going to have lots of cavities?!

Nowwwww!

AAAAHHHHH!!!

(CHUCKLES) All of a sudden Miss Sue Keeney

has a much deeper voice, don'tcha think?

HAH! We sure got him this time!

Hehehe!

(Music and humming)

No-no-no-nooo! I don't be-lieve it!

Quick, Rubbachoo, catch him!

HUHHHH?! (SCREAMS)

Rubbachoo, let her go, it's Gwen!

ARGH!

What are you messing around with a monster for this time?!

Me? I'm just protecting our home

from the zombie-thief outside!

Huh? A thief? That's ridiculous.

If you don't believe me, go check it out for yourself!

AHHHHH!

(GROWL)

So now you believe me, huh?

But what are we gonna do?!

Don't worry, Rubbachoo and I will handle this!

Oh, yeah? And how?

Heh!

(Effort)

Hi-ya! HAHA!

(GRUNTS) Stoooopp it!

Just let me- UGH!

I just wanna deliver this package!

Ah, you hear that?!

The old delivery man stunt!

What a joke! Oh, yeah?

Well, what if it was true?

Gwen! It's a super well known technique

to get inside people's houses!

Oh, yeah? Uh, Justin!

We're out of ammo!

Wait a sec, I've got an idea!

(Music)

Looooook ouuuuutttttt!

(GURGLES)

(Blasting)

UGH!

Way to go, Justin! We got him!

I bet he'll leave now, won't he?

Well, I dunno because up until now, he's never given up.

Let's go see what we can find in the garage!

We should take the shaker in case! You're right!

You never know!

(CHIRPING)

(Struggle)

(GASPS) I Francis Parcel,

will not leave until I have delivered this package!

(Music)

Uh... Let's see now!

HAHA! I think I have an idea!

Loooook oooooouuut!

(Music)

This time I've had it!

Are you gonna take this package or noooot?!

(Music)

(Huge sneeze)

(Music)

Oh, no, mom and dad! Justin, the shaker, quick!

(STRUGGLES) If you think this is easy Gwen!

(GRUNTS) Tickle him! Faaaast!

(CHUCKLES)

(Laughter)

AHA! Diamond! Land!

Bird! Fear! Cloud!

(Magical music)

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(Music)

Phew!

Boy, that was close!

Hey, uh, what's going on here, kids?

(SIGHS) Please I beg you.

Please take this package

and sign the receipt for it.

(SOBBING)

(CRAZY LAUGHTER) Here, take it!

I'm freeeeeeee! HAHAHA!

One more package for Francis Parcel!

Have a good day, everyone!

(CRAZY LAUGHTER) AAAHHH!

I can explain everything. Hah!

Iiiin fact, he was a thief.

Justin, that was no thief!

That was the delivery man!

I told you, just before I left!

You don't remember?!

Justin, you mind explaining this to me?!

(AWKWARD LAUGH) Really funny, huh?!

I ordered a new internet modem that's ten times faster!

You should be able to play online with

your friends without losing the connection!

Whoaaaa, Dad!

Awesome! Thank youuuu!

(Rustles)

Huh? WHat? Oh, noooooooo!

AHA! Serves you right.

Next time maybe you'll listen when people talk to you!

Whaaat?! It's all that delivery man's fault,

I can't help it if he's so bad at his job, huh?!