# P.I.N.Y. #

# Check me out, Come get a better look (wow!) #

# There are lessons to learn #

# But not everything is in the book #

# Rush rush, you know we gotta fly #

# We gotta shake-shake move it to the P.I.N.Y. #

# Summer is gone (Now the summer's gone) #

# Days were so long (So many days long) #

# Now we are here (Now that we are here) #

# This world is so clear! #

# I know that I'll be starting every day #

# With a smile on my face #

# Come on let's shake it go! #

# Come on let's make it go! #

# Say "Hi!" to the P.I.N.Y. ##

When it was her turn to take the hamster home, she fed it a burrito.

Have you ever smelled a hamster fart?

-Uh, no. I don't think I've had the privilege.

-The classroom reeked.

-Good morning, everyone!

I have a very important announcement to make.

A "top secret" announcement.

Later today, Austin Zimmer will be coming to P.I.N.Y.

-(Gasps)

-Sorry. -Seriously, coach Spencer?

-Uh, who's Austin. Zimmer?

-Seriously, Mr. Grosso? "Who's my bae?".

He's the second coming of Justin Bieber.

-Who's Justin? -Ughh...

Mr. Zimmer will be here today

to give a warm up concert before his Madison Square Garden gig.

-I think that's pronounced gig, Mrs. Forbes.

-Whatever.

-Are you sure this is the real Austin Zimmer?

-No, it's Austin Zimmer, my gardener.

Tonight, Mr. Zimmer will be the first person

to perform in our brand new auditorium.

This concert will put P.I.N.Y. on the map.

Now for the important part.

Under no circumstances

should any of you discuss the secret to the students

until right before Mr. Zimmer arrives.

Let's not disrupt school operations.

Okay faculty, carry on with classes.

And remember... Mum's the word.

(Screams and cheers)

-Hey, Austin Zimmer, we love you.

(Upbeat music)

(All singing) # "So what if you're my bae #

# Get off your diva #

# And girl, don't harsh my pizza ##

-I'm so excited! I literally can't breathe!

(Gasps)

Austin's my bae!

Even though he don't know it... yet.

He's my bae. I've downloaded all of his albums.

Me too! And I even paid for them.

But... he's only made one album.

-(Both) So?!

I'm going to ask Austin what inspired him to write...

"Who's My Bae?"

Why would he even want to talk to you?

He's rich.

Austin doesn't give his precious time to poor people like you.

Either way, you're so basic.

We'll see who's basic.

(Car honks)

(All gasp)

(Upbeat music)

He's here!

Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! He's here!

I thirst for Austin Zimmer!

My emoji is permanently on "Happy"!

Ahhhh!

(Screams)

(Screams)

-Who's my bae?

Heh-heh!

-I swear he was looking right at me when he said it.

How is that possible?

I was standing right in front of you.

I was in front of both of you.

Obviously, he was staring at me.

I don't think he's so amazing.

-Nice bling, though.

-Have you heard what he really sounds like?

# Do you want fries with that? #

Very weak, Will!

You're just jealous!

(Knock on door)

(Gasps)

(Screams)

-We're good to go.

(Upbeat music)

(Gasps and screams)

-Alright, alright, everybody calm down!

(Screams)

-Hey, there's a stain on your shirt.

(Laughs)

That wasn't very nice.

Hashtag "That never fails to work".

Ever since we were kids, right, Lilith?

Your hashtag stupid jokes are so lame.

Lilith, how do you know him?

She's my cousin.

They told me this was her class.

I came to pay her a visit.

Lilith, is this... true?

Dudes, got an announcement to make.

Later today, I will choose one student from the entire school

to come up on stage tonight during the concert and sing with me!

(Gasps)

-Wow!! I mean, no big deal...

Who knows? That student might come from this class.

That's why I'm giving you guys the heads-up.

I can't believe Lilith never told us before.

That is so typically selfish of her.

(Gasps) Lilith, your shoes are so dope.

You have such good taste.

Julia, you're so transparent.

I can see your phony heart and pancreas right through your skin.

Austin, I've hated that stain on the shirt joke since we were kids.

'Cause wake up, we're related.

Which means you're about to become...

Hashtag... "The most popular kid in school".

Wow, Austin! Your ego is bigger than One Direction.

And there's five of them.

Hashtag "whatever".

I have to find some peace and quiet before the concert

so I can finish the lyrics to my next hit song...

Who's My Bae?

(Gasps)

Hi Lilith!

Oh, please...

Lilith, I'm not like Julia.

I know, Michelle. Thanks.

(Upbeat music)

(Screams)

(Screams)

-Ugghhhh...

(Gasps)

(Giggles)

-Woah...

(Upbeat music)

Ugh... Oh...

Oh...

You're useless!

(Gasps)

Uh... Sorry, Michelle... I...

Er... (Cackles)

Oh, Lilith, just let that poor and clumsy janitor girl leave.

But that nail polish looks fab on your hair, Lilith!

Such a great idea!

Aaahh!!

Who's my bae?

# If you think you're better than me... #

# You ain't no Katy Perry... #

Katy Perry...?

That's hashtag pure garbage.

Come on, Austin! Think!

Ugh... Ugh... Ugh... Ugh...

-Oh, hi... -Oh, am I in your space, dude?

-Kinda... I'm the janitor. -Eh...

-No harm done.

I heard you were giving some kind of concert.

-Yeah, I'm just having a terrible time trying to finish this song.

Hashtag "I'm doomed"...

-It must be a lot of pressure being in a fishbowl like that.

-Yeah, it's love-hate.

-How I always tell my daughter...

Never give up!

If there is anything in this world that truly never fails.

It's the robots... made of scraps of metal and microchips.

The good thing about humans is that they are made up of flesh and bone.

-Love your A.I. analogy, Pops. Thanks!

-I was out in the hallway listening to your song.

Not bad.

Would you mind a suggestion?

-Please! Throw me a lifeline, Mr. Janitor.

Hey Lilith, I was looking for you.

This mess is your fault!

Ughh, I'm ashamed of myself.

I feel terrible for letting everyone cater to me.

I really never wanted to be queen.

It's not as fun as I thought it would be.

My ego got out of control.

I'm not even the one that should have the ego.

I'm not a rock 'n roll star...

Calm down, Lilith!

I just wanted to tell you everything is gonna be okay.

I know who's gonna join me on stage...

And don't worry about your friends.

I think you already hashtag "solved your problems"...

Why do you say that?

Michelle... I...

I guess we all got a little carried away, Lilith.

Lilith, if you tell Austin

to pick me to go up on stage with him tonight,

I'll give you a shout out on both Twitter and Instagram

every single day for the rest of the school year.

(Both giggle)

What?

(Crowd cheering)

Okay, people, the big moment has arrived.

I'm going to announce the name of the person

who will join me on stage...

and help me belt out my new, soon-to-be number one, hit single.

Hashtag "Are you stoked?"

My dad can rock out with the best of them!

This is so unfair!

# Come with me... #

(Upbeat music)