# P.I.N.Y. #

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# There are lessons to learn #

# But not everything is in the book #

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# We gotta shake-shake move it to the P.I.N.Y. #

# Summer is gone (Now the summer's gone) #

# Days were so long (So many days long) #

# Now we are here (Now that we are here) #

# This world is so clear! #

# I know that I'll be starting every day #

# With a smile on my face #

# Come on let's shake it go! #

# Come on let's make it go! #

# Say "Hi!" to the P.I.N.Y. ##

Alrighty students, ready to shake those brains up?

I want each of you to write a story!

(Groans)

Yay!

Mr. Grasso, what's writing a story got to do with fashion design?

-For the millionth time, Dory,

not every class at PINY is in fashion design.

-Weird.

Mr. Grasso, this assignment is like totally unfair.

I agree with Julia,

it's the most unfair assignment in the history of assignments.

And unfairness.

-I agree with Rita, I mean, what's a story anyway?

So, discussion over. No story.

Oh, come on, writing a story sounds fun.

Uh...

Once upon a time, there was a teacher's pet

who always tried to kiss up to the teacher.

The end.

I've got an idea. We'll make up a story together.

That way, you'll see how it's done.

Like, when?

Like, right now.

Like, seriously?

Like, yes.

Okay, a good way to start is with the main character.

For example, you might tell a story about a teacher

who wonders if he should quit his teaching job

to pursue his dream of being a rock star...

-Lame!

So obvs, the main character should be a beautiful princess.

Yeah! A princess.

Okay, once upon a time,

there was a beautiful princess who pretty much ruled the whole world.

She wore a beautiful gown and sat on a beautiful throne,

and everyone loved her and brought her tons of awesome presents.

(Gasps)

Ahh...

The princess never had to go to school and do stupid assignments.

All day long, she just sat on her throne, opening presents.

The end.

Woohoo!

No offense, but that story is like, super boring.

-How dare you?

-No, this is good.

What bothers you about Rita's story, Will?

-The princess just sits there.

I mean, if I were princess of the world,

I'd tell the peasants to build me a cool skate park.

(Both) Yeah!

Peasants!

Ew!

I know what I'd add!

You see, the beautiful princess had two beautiful sisters.

The three princesses kept their gorgeous gowns

in multi-level closets, complete with high elevators.

Ooh!

Now the story's mega times more boring than before.

(Groans)

-You call high elevators boring?

-Didn't you hear the part about the closets... thingy!

-We've got three characters now, and that's good.

Depends on the characters, I'd say.

But there has to be a reason why you're telling a story

about these characters on this day.

What's special about this particular day?

-Oh, I know!

Today is the day of the big fancy ball, where we'll meet the prince,

and he'll give us presents the whole rest of our lives!

(Giggles)

Prince!

Presents!

-Snore!

-Yeah, it's just about three girls riding in elevators

and squealing about a dance.

-Where's the action?

The mid-air fighting? The explosions?

-Hm, I suppose you could do better.

-No doubt!

The two heroes had to save the princesses,

(Music)

even though they knew it wouldn't be an easy task.

Hold it!

There were traps all over!

But for two well-trained heroes, it wouldn't be hard to overcome them.

-Of course!

(Music)

-Made it!

(Both) Yeah!

(Both) Huh?

(Alarm sounding)

-Come on, dude!

Ninjas!

-Holo-Ninjas!

(Music)

(Both) Huh!!

-The Holo-Ninjas had no idea what our heroes had in store for them!

-Light swords!

-Turbo blow!

-Lethal hit!

-Wait a minute! What makes you think we need rescuing?

I have an idea...

We have a problem.

-A what?

But we never have problems!

We're beautiful princesses with presents, so our lives are perfect!

Yay, us!

-We need new dresses for the ball!

(Gasps) This is a problem!

Who will make dresses for us?

-Oh, slovenly maid!

Get in here right now!

Yes, beautiful princess Rita?

Slovenly maid, make us three new dresses for tonight's ball!

Oh yes, princess Rita! Right away!

Ugh...

Huhhh...

(Giggles)

Clumsy maid!

(Laughing)

Oh, it's on!

(Laughing)

(All) Huh?

It's gown-making time!

(Music)

(Gasps)

That's what I call a ball gown!

That's the gown for me!

It's all mine!

I saw it first!

Don't think so!

This gown is for me!

Now all I need is a way to get to the ball!

Perfect!

Now, at this point in the story,

the hero often gets help,

like from a wise and extremely cool... wizard.

Hm?

Perhaps I could be of assistance, my lady...

-No, no, not a wizard, a magical talking unicorn!

Oh, hello magical unicorn, may I help you?

Oh no, kind maid, 'tis I who will help you!

Hm?

Ah! This soccer ball will do nicely!

You shall go to the ball in...

A beautiful carriage!

Oh, I don't think so! More like a turbo-charged car!

Sweet!

I'm off to the ball! Later!

Okay, enough, I'm taking over!

That night at the ball,

the prince was waiting for the perfect princess to arrive.

Seriously? I have to be the prince?

Just then, the girl of his dreams entered,

a vision of beauty and grace.

The prince was enchanted by her gorgeousness!

Not likely!

I'm telling the story now!

(Whistles)

-You whistled, my lord?

-Way ahead of you, bro!

This ball stinks, let's bounce!

Wait!

The two princes started to leave,

but then they saw something that made them stop.

(Both) Huh??

Princesses!

-Suddenly, the maids' evil spell was broken by the beautiful princesses!

Wait, Prince Will!

Those aren't princesses, they're just maids!

They're fakes!

Frauds!

-They shouldn't even be here! Especially that one!

Get out!

Not so fast!

She's not going anywhere!

And who is going to avoid that?

Me!

(Screams)

(Music)

(Indistinct shouting)

-Easy, kids!

Platy-monster, I choose you!

(Roars)

Okay, this is way too much!

Is that the best you've got?

(Groans)

(Groans)

No, that's dumb!

-Boring!

Whatever! Can I go to the bathroom?

Maids win!

Princesses rule!

Princess Dory dances with the prince!

-No one dances with the prince!

-Mm...!!

(Bell sounds)

Hm...

Now you can all go write the stories you want to write,

and have them come out just the way you want them to.

Have fun!

-Great class, Mr. Grasso!

You rock!

Heh-heh...

-(Whistles)

(Electric guitar riff)

# P.I.N.Y. #

# Step inside whatever you've got in mind #

# If you can find the dream then we can find the time #

# Shape shape twist and turn it all about #

# Sophisticated simple that's P.I.N.Y. #