# P.I.N.Y. #

# Check me out, Come get a better look (wow!) #

# There are lessons to learn #

# But not everything is in the book #

# Rush rush, you know we gotta fly #

# We gotta shake-shake move it to the P.I.N.Y. #

# Summer is gone (Now the summer's gone) #

# Days were so long (So many days long) #

# Now we are here (Now that we are here) #

# This world is so clear! #

# I know that I'll be starting every day #

# With a smile on my face #

# Come on let's shake it go! #

# Come on let's make it go! #

# Say "Hi!" to the P.I.N.Y. ##

(Music)

(Giggles)

Oh my god! Paris is so bomb!

So bomb, I just want to pour hot fudge all over it and eat it!

-Ew, you would be so bloated!

-Good point, maybe I could just lick it.

(All) Ooo... Ooo... Ooo...

-You know what I like most about Paris?

Those low budget indie girls whatevers aren't here yet

(Giggles)

(All) Ooo... Ooo... Ooo...

They're probably still in New York holding a bake sale

to get enough money to find a way over here.

(All) Ooo...

(All) Aaahh!!

-Welcome to France, girls!

(Thunder, lightning)

That doesn't look like "The City of Light".

It isn't, that's "The City of Goats".

Paris is hours from here.

No! We're still hours away from Paris?!

Yes! We're only hours away... from Paris!!

Way to ruin our selfie!

You know what's worse than a mime?

A sarcastic mime.

Hey, if you don't talk then you shouldn't like, you know, walk...

(Knocks on head)

Huh?

Is he... mean 'miming' me?

-Come along girls, busy day!

I heard that!

(Heavy rain)

(Goats bleating)

Uh...

(Chuckles)

-Welcome to the PINY du Paris.

While our New York campus is chic,

our French campus is très chic!

Ooh la la!

Soon, this hall will be filled

with the elite of the French fashion world for the Gala Francaise.

The biggest charity event of the season!

-Wait, doesn't charity mean like, uh, helping other people?

-Ew

-Your challenge: design a gown to be auctioned off at the Gala.

Whichever gown raises the most money, wins.

We have to visit this boutique!

Yeah, and this one!

Oh, yes! And the Louvre!

But first, we must definitely visit the Moulin Rouge!

-I can't wait! -Yeah!

-Girls! Moving on. You must find everything yourselves.

A place to work, materials, everything.

Go.

Did she say "go", as in, "go shopping"?

I think she did.

(Giggles)

I love the smell of Paris!

Not sure that's Paris you're smelling.

I'm gonna need to sit on a pillow for a few days.

Come on, where's your sense of adventure?

I lost it when the goat ate my new suitcase.

(Gasps) There's Madame Forbes!

Giddy up!

(Goat bleats)

(Chuckles) I guess it only speaks French...

Madame Forbes, we made it!

How... original.

We're ready to get started!

As I instructed the other girls...

(All gasp)

A whole gown? For an auction?

And we have to find all the materials?

And a place to work?

Okay, okay... how hard can this be?

(Nervous chuckle)

Perhaps I should rephrase...

Mime!

We're here 20 minutes and you killed a mime?

I can mime him back to life!

Maybe he can help us!

(Mimes opening a tap)

(Mimes filling a bucket)

(Mimes closing a tap)

Ugh! Ugh! Ugh! Mmm...

(Mimes water splashing)

(Fanfare)

(Gasps)

Huh?

Mm-mm...

(Groans)

Two-week mime camp last summer.

(Clears throat)

Huh?

Hmm...

(Music)

I could live on croissants.

Which looks more Parisian?

This?

Or this?

Hmm... in the first one, your eyes are more like, "whatever".

But in the second, they're more like, "I care".

-This is gonna sound weird but...

shouldn't we be actually working?

(Gasps) Dory, watch your language!

We have loads of time.

You're right.

(Gasps)

Did I just see those indie girls in an invisible car?

Think you've had too many croissants.

Wow!

Cool! Voila!

You talk?!

This is our artist loft.

You're welcome to work here while you're in Paris.

That's Henri...

Jacques...

And Marie!

-Hi!

-Marie is a student at PINY Paris.

-Are you the students from New York?

I can't wait to see what your design looks like!

Neither can we...

# C'mon girls, you know how this goes! #

# We're not the super girls #

# We never saved the world #

# We're like the girls next door #

# Shake it, one, two, three, four! #

# Go sugar, you can be sweet #

# But not the sweet sweet sugar, that can damage your teeth #

# Well they can push push, but you will never fall #

# You got your head in the clouds, you got your back to the wall #

# You gotta stop stop sugar, let go the balloon #

# It's gonna pop pop sugar, all over the moon #

# Well they can push push, but don't you ever hide #

# Cos you can hop in the back #

# And we can go for a ride together! #

# Open your heart and we'll take it steady #

# Stand at the start, count one, two, ready, steady go! #

(Piano notes)

I call it, "The gown of wasted ideas".

Huh?

Pretty interesting, right?

Face it, we've got nothin'...

Maybe we should just mime a dress.

Okay people, time for a pep talk!

And it gets worse...

We may not have any time!

We may not have any supplies!

We may not have any ideas!

We may not have even one tiny clue as to what we're doing!

This pep talk stinks...

Mm...

But! By Chanel's pearls, we have grit!

We have determination!

We have...

Ponchos?!

Pon...chos?

(All chuckle)

(All) Ponchos!

-(Girls) Oooh!

(All) Ahhh!

-No one makes a better gown than Jean Le Jean!

(All sigh)

Except for us, when we win the auction!

Guys, we're sort of running out of time to make a gown to, like...

...win the auction

Not necessarily...

Follow me!

I think we've got it!

That is so cool!

(Background music playing)

Whoa! There are a lot of people out there!

Mm-hm...

Your gown is even uglier than I imagined it would be.

In case you were wondering, this is what a winning gown looks like...

It's pretty, in an off-the-rack kind of way.

Girls! We're about to begin.

-(Sighs)

(Background music playing)

-Madames, Monsieurs...

Bidding will now start on these two...

...er, different... creations.

This lovely Asian dress...

(Cheers, applause)

And...

-(All) Uhhh...

-And this... other one...

-(Groans)

Oh...

Uh...

We have the results of the auction.

The bids for the pink chiffon total 5,450 euros

-(Gasps)

(Applause)

-And the bids...

Excusez moi...

Bid... for the other gown... totals 75 euros

-(Groans)

(Quiet applause)

Sorry, only winners allowed on stage.

(All sigh)

We can never go back to school again... ever!

I can't get those gloating girls' faces out of my head!

It could have been worse.

And when I think of how, I'll let you know

You won't believe it!

Marie! What happened?

The other girls... their gown... disqualified...

(All) Huh?

# P.I.N.Y. #

# Step inside whatever you've got in mind #

# If you can find the dream then we can find the time #

# Shape shape twist and turn it all about #

# Sophisticated simple that's P.I.N.Y. #