P.I.N.Y.

Check me out, come get a better look (wow!)

There are lessons to learn, but not everything is in the book.

Rush rush you know we gotta fly,

we gotta shake shake it move it to the P.I.N.Y.

Summer is gone (now the summer's gone).

Days were so long (so many days long).

Now we are here (now that we are here).

This world is so clear!

I know that I'll be starting every day

with a smile on my face.

Come on let's shake it go! Come on let's make it go!

Say Hi to the P.I.N.Y.

(BOTH GASPS)

Let us see.

(SCREAMS) No. Way.

(ALL GASP)

I was only a little late.

There she is. Congratulations!

Thanks? What are you..?

What are you wearing tomorrow?

Did someone photograph you yet?

Can you sign my notepad?

Am I in the twilight zone?

(GIGGLES)

Will you sign my rock hard abs?

(SCREAMS)

Ugh! No. (GIGGLES)

What if you wore that charcoal skirt with those silver gladiators and...

Crazy. You're so right.

A pencil skirt and sandals? What am I thinking!

Are you going to tell me what's going on?

(BOTH GASP) Have you really not heard?

Huh?

Huh?

(SCREAMS)

What's the big deal? It's the biggest deal.

Theyĺl do a report on the best dressed student

in the cafeteria tomorrow!

We need to find you an outfit.

Can you two chill out? (GASPS)

You're scaring me. Sorry, Mich.

But this is big. Julia's the only one who ever wins best dressed

She must be livid.

Maybe she hasn't heard yet.

(GROANS)

Looks like she's heard.

Don't worry about her.

We have other things to worry about.

Like finding a place that sells plaid shoes.

-What color is your nail polish? -Where did you get your shoes?

-What do you think of headbands? -I have a 24-pack?

Go. -Letś go.

(ALL GASP)

Hey! I like your dress. (GASPS)

What do you mean you like her dress?

You can either change your opinion or your friends.

(SIGHS)

(Laughs)

Can you imagine being Scotty the Platypus?

What's up with the Platypus anyway?

I can't imagine anything worse than having to wear that!

(LAUGHS) Nothing worse, huh? We'll see about that.

(HUMS)

(Tension music)

(LAUGHS)

(Tension music rises)

You have got to be kidding me.

And now, boys and girls,

PINY's Best Dressed student modeling a dirty...

(GASPS) Wow! Huh?

This must be my lucky day.

Ugh!

C'mon girls, you know how this goes!

One, two, three, four!

(GASPS)

(SCREAMS)

(LAUGHS)

That's weird.

Why is Scotty's costume in the trash?

That is weird. -Yeah.

I thought we'd be stuck

with that lame mascot forever! -(LAUGHS)

Lemon lime.

I wanna sing (wanna sing, sing). Born to sing (born to sing, sing).

Letś sing (letś sing, sing).

When I was a little girl (little girl).

My daddy used to tell me (tell me).

(SIGHS)

I can do almost anything.

(GROANS)

Go, go, go girl. Now you go, go, go girl.

If you wanna hear me sing you gotta put a little blink in my jaw.

Ie been triying so hard...

(SCREAMS)

(GASPS)

More than put me down...

(GIGGLES)

Go, go, go. Now you go, go, girl.

If you wanna see me sing you gotta put a little blink...

Kids these days.

I can't believe she would do this to me!

I can.

(knocks on the door)

Sheesh, I'm coming.

Oh. What do you want?

(GASPS)

I know she's in here.

Who? Michelle.

Or should I say... Platychelle?

I got her whole little journey on video

and I think it will be perfect footage

for her Best Dressed segment tomorrow

Why not showcase her cutest outfit to date?

(GROANS)

This is bad. Ugh!

Hmm...

I've got an idea!

(Action music)

It's locked. Now what?

Leave that to me.

Tasha, pass me your lipstick.

Michelle, I'll need that brooch you're wearing.

Got it. How did she do that?

At least she's number one in something!

(BOTH LAUGH)

I've got the video! Let's get out.

Wait!

There's one last thing we need to do.

Are you ready for the show?

I think is gonna be big.

Of course! I've never been more ready.

Okay, we need to talk about your anger management issues.

Freak.

I'm the freak?!

Students, please turn your attention toward the screen

for a graphic report on this year's best dressed student.

(Whispers)

(SNORES) (ALL) Oh!

(Laughs)

(SCREAMS)Will, what is this?!

I dunno. This is the video you gave me.

Miss Fairchild! Miss Cooper! Follow me, please.

Did we take it too far?

Stealing a student's clothes

is a very serious offense, Miss Cooper.

Yes, Madame.

And making fun of a student's beauty routine

in front of the whole school is unacceptable, Miss Fairchild.

Yes, Madame.

Now, I could give you girls detention,

but I want to make sure you learn from this.

Meet me on the volleyball courts bright and early tomorrow morning

and we'll work out an appropriate punishment.

(Joyful screams)

Letś go team!

I hope you girls have learned a lesson.

I won't tolerate any kind of bullying at my school.

Cheer up you two! We have a match to win!

(BOTH) P.I.N.Y.

Who's the best? We are!

P.I.N.Y. Who's the best? We are!

P.I.N.Y.

Step inside whatever you've got in mind.

If you can find the dream then we can find the time.

Shape shape twist and turn it all about.

Sophisticated simple that's P.I.N.Y.