(Alien music)

(Smurfs yawning)

(Smurfs snoring)

(SNORING)

(Scanning sound)

(SNORING)

(Alien music)

(CONFUSED) Hmm, hmm.

(SHOCKED) Huh?! Ah!!

(CONFUSED) Oh?

(PERPLEX) Ah, this is perfect!

Hey, Starry, what am I?

(ROBOTIC VOICE) One moment please...

(ROBOTIC VOICE) Got it. You are a Smurf.

(SHOCKED) A Smurf??!! But am I a boy or a girl?

(ROBOT) A boy. You stand three apples high

and there are a hundred like you around.

(EXCITED) A hundred!? Yippee!

I’ll have loads of friends!

Let’s go and meet them!

Ouch!

Hey Starry, how do I move?

You have to walk using your inferior

limbs, called legs, one after the other.

(MAD) That sounds dumb!

It’s so much easier to fly!

(DEEP BREATH)

(WORRIED) Hmm..

(HAPPY) Weiii...

Ouch! (GROANS)

(ROBOT) You must use the door behind you.

(CURIOUS) Hmm?

Ouch!

(ROBOT) You must open it by using the handle.

(SCREAMING) Aaaahhh! Ouch!!

(Birds chirping)

Good morning, Harmony.

Good morning, Hefty!

Salutations, new friends!

I'm Glee-go! What game shall we play today?

It’s a little early for jokes, Jokey.

(SHOCKED) Ooooh! What are you doing with your face hole?

You mean eating?

(EXCITED) Oh, I learned about that from Starry!

Let me help!

(COUGHING)

What are you smurfing, Jokey!?

(ANGRY) Did you just push me?

Oh, it’s no big deal...

- (ANGRY) It is! - (SURPRISED) Ah?

- (ANGRY) Aaaahh! -(SHUDDERS) I am Glee-go’s friend.

Let’s play Smurfball!

- (EXCITED) Hehehe! - (SATISFIED) Aha!

Hey, what did you do to him!?

(ANNOYED) That's not funny anymore, Jokey!

(ANGRY) Stop calling me Jokey! I'm Glee-Go, your leader!

I-I-I mean, friend!

(UNAMUSED) Whatever you say, Jokey...

(ANNOYED) Hm!

(SHOCKED) Uuuuh...?

(HAPPY LAUGHTER) Glee-Go!

(ALL CHANTING) Glee-Go! Glee-Go! Glee-Go!

(Hammering)

(EXCITED) Salutations new Smurf friend!

I am Glee-Go 001 from the planet Gleegom.

Wanna come play with us?!

Sorry, I have things to smurf today.

(ECITED) Oooh...! May I try your smashy stick!?

- (SURPRISED) Huh! - (HAPPY) Hihihihi!

(WORRIED) Watch out!

You’re gonna smurf somebody!

(GROWLS) What?! You’re a drag...

(SHUDDERS) Let’s play Whack-a-Smurf!

(Bonking sound)

(EXCITED) Weeehh!! Hehe!

(LAUGHING) Hahaha! Yohoo!

(CHANTING) We wanna play with Glee-Go!

Play with us, Glee-Go!

(SHOCKED) Waaaaaaww!

(CURIOUS) A new game?!

Ouch!

(LAUGINH) Oohoohoo!

That looks fun!

(EXCITED) Can I play?!

(SAD) Oh, stop making fun of me.

I can’t smurf it if I’m clumsy!!

Whoops! Aaah!

(YELLING) Glee-Go is my best friend!

(LAUGHING) Hehehe!

(CHANTING HAPPILY) Glee-Go! Glee-Go! Glee-Go!

(SURPRISED) Oh! A new friend!

(EXCITED) Hi! My name is Glee-Go!

- Wanna come play with me? - (CONFUSED) Hm?

(Dramatic music)

(DISGUSTED) A girl?! Blegh!!

(ANGRY) Hey! Who are you?

And what’s wrong with girls!?

(SCARED) Don’t touch me, I don’t want cooties!

(ANGRY) Girls stink!

(BLOWS A RASPBERRY)

(CONFUSED) What in the Smurf?

(MAD) I’ll show you who’s got cooties!

(OUT OF BREATH)

(SURPRISED) Huh?!

(EXCITED) I’m Glee-go. I’m from another planet. Be my friend!

(ANGRY) Me, I don’t like friends.

(SHOCKED) That wasn’t nice!

(SHUDDERS)

- (HAPPY) Huh!? - Me, I love my new friend!

(SHOCKED) Oh!

(LAUGHING)

(EXCITED) Hey guys, we have a new friend!

(ALL EXCITED) Yipee!!

(ALL CHANTING) Glee-Go! Glee-Go!

(WORRIED) I have to warn Papa Smurf!

(ALL CHANTING) Glee-Go! Glee-Go!

(WORRIED) Papa Smurf!

Something terrible is happening...

(YELLING) Glee-Go!

(GASPS)Ah! You too?!

We’re going to play smurfball with our best friend Glee-Go!

I think I’m going to need some help...

(Dramatic music)

(HEAVY BREATHING)

(EFFORT) Ahh...

(EFFORT) Hng... Ahh...

- (YELLING) Hey, girls! - (ALL SHOCKED) Huh?!

- Ah! - Ouch!

- (HEAVY BREATHING) - (CONFUSED) Smurfette?!

(ANGRY) What are you smurfing?

We're in the middle of practice!

(YELLING) An extraterrestrial has taken over our village!

(CONFUSED) Uuuh...

Maybe you should lie down a little, Smurfette.

I think you have sunstroke.

(ANGRY) I know what I saw!

He even said he came from another planet!

What does it look like?

Little, green with large creepy eyes and a tiny mouth?

(SNICKERING)

Well, no, actually... It looks like...

(UNIMPRESSED) Mhm...

Just come on, I’ll explain on the way.

(CHANTING) Glee-Go! Glee-Go!

(YELLING) Charge!!

(YELLING) Yaaaahhh!!

- (YELLING) Aaaahhh! - (YELLING) Hnnggg!!

(YELLING) Woooaaahhh!

Ouch!

(SINGSONG) I win agaaain!

(CHANTING AND CLAPPING) Glee-Go! Glee-Go! Glee-Go! Glee-Go!

And now, let’s pretend it's my birthday!

(Happy birthday song)

Here’s a cake, Glee-go!

(UNAMUSED) I want candy instead!

(Bubbling)

(Explosion)

(GLADLY) Okay!

Candy, smurfing up!

(Triumphal music)

(UNAMUSED) Hmm..

(EXCITED) I smurfed you a statue, Glee-go!

(ANGRY) I want a bigger one!

(Explosion)

(GLADLY) Yes, Glee-Go!

Bigger statue, smurfing up! Hehehe!

Wow, where did you say that brat came from?

I told you, another planet!

Must be from the Planet of the Brats...

Happy birthday Glee-Go!

Happy birthday Glee-Go! Hahaha!

Happy birthday Glee-Go!

(UNIMPRESSED) Hm.. Hm...

I think he controls them with that thing in his hand.

We’ve got to smurf it away from him.

That shouldn’t be hard, he looks like a wimp.

OK, girls, let’s smurf him!

We could sneak up from behind...?

From behind?! No way!

A frontal attack is better!

(EXCITED) Yohoo! Let's go!

(UNAMUSED) Hm...

(Action music)

(SHOCKED) Huuh?!

(DISGUSTED) Yuuuck! Girls!

You're not supposed to be here, this is a "boys only" playground!

Oh yeah? And who’s gonna stop us?

- (ANGRY) Hm! - (ANGRY) Huh!

(BURSTS OUT LAUGHING) Hihihihi!

(ALL LAUGHING)

(SERIOUS) Friends, attack those yucky girls!

(ANGRY CHATTER)

(Epic music)

(SMUG) Hmm... (YELLING) Waaaahhh!

(VARIOUS SMURFS) Ouch! Ah! Ouch!

- (YAWNS) Huh? - (ANGRY) Hey, Smurf!

(SCREAMING) Aaaaahhhh!

- (CONFUSED) Huh? - (YELLING) Yaaaahhh!

(LAUGHS) Hihihi!!

(VARIOUS SMURFS) Ouch! Ah! Ouch!

Ouch, ouch, ouuch!

(HEAVY BREATHS)

- Yah! (GRUNTS) Grr... - (GROWLS) Grrr...

- Ouch!! - Aaahh!!

- Grrrrr! - Arrrgg!

- You win... - (CONFUSED) Huh?

- Ouch!! - Not...

- (SCREAMING) Attaaaaack! - (CONFUSED) Huh?

- Owww, oww, owww! - (CONFUSED) Hm?

(DEFEATED) Ughhhh...

(SHOCKED) Huh?!

(SURPRISED) Oh!!!

(IN PAIN) Ouch!!

(SCREAMING) Yahooo!

Ouch!

(QUESTIONING) Mh-hmh?

You wouldn't hit a smurf with glasses, right?

(SMUG) Hm...

(SCREAMING) Aaaaaaeeeeoohh! Ouch!

- (SCREAMING) Oooohhh!! - (SCREAMING) Ahahhh!

(Smurfs screaming everyewhere)

(SHOCKED) Oh?!

(ROBOTIC) No one hurts my friend!

(SCREAMING) Wooaaahhh!

(Oriental fight music)

(GASP) Ah!

(SCREAMING) Wooaaahhh! Grrrr!

- (SCREAMING) Wooaaahhh! - (SCREAMING) Waaahh!

(Crunch)

(IN PAING) Ugh! Ouch!

Sorry, my friend Glee-Go, I think I smurfed my back!

Ouch!

(ALL CURIOUS) Hmm?

(ANGRY) You've ruined everything!

You’re gonna pay for this!

(GASP) Ah!

(SCREAMING) Hhhnggg!

(SCREAMING) Aaaahhh!

(WORRIED) Oooh!

(SHOCKED) Ah?!

(SCREAMING) You broke my Starry!

(SAD) All I wanted to do was play and you wrecked it!

(SNIFFLES)

How am I going to make friends without my Starry?

Have you tried being... Nice?

(SAD) I want my Mommy and Daddy!

- (CRIES) - (CONFUSED) Glee-Go?

(CONFUSED) Huh?

(SURPRISED) Mommy! Daddy!

We were worried sick, we’ve been

looking all over the universe for you!

I was just playing...

Come now, son, it’s time to go home.

(Alien noises)

(DISAPPOINTED) Glee-Go, what a mess.

(Alien sounds)

(CONFUSED SMURFS) Huh??

(CONFUSED SMURFS) What happened?

(CONFUSED SMURFS) Where am I?

(ASTONISHED) Oooohhhh...

Glee-Go, don’t you think you have something to say?

(AGREES) Huum...

(ANGRY) Hmmmm... I’m sorryyy...

That’s okay, we had fun!

- (EXCITED) Want to be friends?! - (ALL SHOCKED) Huh?

We can play and have even more fun!

- (UNAMUSED) Glee-Go... - (SHOCKED) Hm?

Come on, Glee-Go, time for your bath.

Now, Glee-Go, you shouldn't run off like that.

You had us worried sick.

(ALL SHOCKED) Wow!!

(IN PAIN) Grrrr... What is all this mess?

- (GIRLS LAUGH) Hahaha! - (CONFUSED) Hm??