Hello, river!

Lalalalalala...

Hello, forest!

Hello, trees!

Hello, leaves!

Hello, bird!

Hello, friendly worm!

- Hello trampoline! - (GROWLS) Grrrr...

Yahh!!

Hello, pretty stone!

- (CHIRPING) - (CONFUSED) Huh?

(IMPRESSED) Woooow! You’re not a stone!

What are you?

That, my little Dimwitty, is an egg!

(CONFUSED) Ohhhhhhh...

Uuh...Hh-What’s an egg, Papa Smurf?

There’s something very special inside it. Like a gift--

(CONFUSED) Is it my smurfday?

(EXCITED) I’m going to open my gift!

(FOCUSED) Heh!

(Tense music)

(WORRIED) Oh? Noooo!!

Ouch! (CONFUSED) Huh?

You mustn’t try to hit it or open it, Dimwitty.

It isn't anyone's smurfday yet!

But it will be for that egg, in about a year.

(CONFUSED) Huh? So the egg... Will give itself a gift?

No... Babies come from eggs!

- And eggs come from... - (EXCITED) The woods!

- (ANNOYED) Grr... - Oh-oh!

The mother lays the egg, sits on it for a while,

then the egg hatches and the baby smurfs out.

There! (BANGS DOOR)

- (BABBLING) - Huh?

Oh, I get it.

A new Baby Smurf will come out of the egg!

(EXCITED) I’m going to be a mother!

Hey, Grouchy, I’m gonna be a mother.

(ANNOYED) Me, I don't like being a mother.

(MEDITATING) Hmmmm...

Look at this egg, Smurfette.

I’m going to be a mother!

Um, Dimwitty, you’re a boy.

You can’t be a mother, just a father.

(CONFUSED) Huh? I'm a father?!

I'm learning so much today!

(EXCITED) Well then! YOU can be the mother!

(ANNOYED) Uh, no thanks...

Look, why don’t we go smurf up a nice place for your egg?

(LAUGHS) Hahaha! So I can sit on it...?

- (EXCITED) Hahahaha! - (AMUSED) Ah...

(Lullaby)

(PROUD) Hm!

(BORED) Huh...

(TIRED) Uuhhh...

(BORED) Hm...

(HUMMING) Hm, hm, hm...

(YAWNS)

(SNORES)

- (ADMIRING) Ohh... - Smurfette, what’s going on?

He’s trying to smurf an egg.

He seems to be enjoying it.

Besides, he's not hurting anyone.

Well, Papa Smurf always says

you shouldn’t encourage people in their delusions, right?

Relax...

(Calm music)

(Birds chirping)

(Cracking sounds)

(CONFUSED) Hm.. Huh?!

(SCREAMS) Wooaahh! Aaaahh!

(SCREAMS) Waaaa!! Waaaa!! Waaaa!!

(SCREAMS) Aaaaaaahhhh!!! Ouch!

(IN PAIN) Ugh!

(Magical music)

- (CHIRPS) - (EXCITED) Heey! My baby's here!

Come see! (LAUGHTER) Hehehehe!!

- Did he say he's got rabies? - No, he's had a baby!

Say hello to Junior.

Is that supposed to be his kid?

- What kind of baby is that? - It looks like an egg.

Congratulations, Dimwitty.

Now, try to keep an eye on him.

(PROUD) Yup! (CONFUSED) Huh?

(WORRIED) Oh! My baby!

(Animated music)

- (SHOCKED) Huh? - (ANNOYED) Ugh!

(WORRIED) Junior!

- (YELLS) Come back! - (CONFUSED) Huh?!

(YELLS) Junior!!

Is there anything more heartwarming

than a father playing with his son?

(Animated music)

(CONFUSED) Oh? (YELLS) Aaahh!

(HEAVY BREATHS)

(WORRIED) Junior?! Are you ok?

(SPITS) Dimwitty, you shouldn't let your egg

smurf around like that!

He can’t see anything, he doesn’t have eyes!

Junior, don’t listen. (KISSING)

(ANNOYED) He doesn't have ears either.

(SHOCKED) Huh?! Hmmm...

(FOCUSED) Hm...

(Scribbling)

Now that you can see, you can smurf around and play,

and you won’t bump into stuff!

(Crash)

Daddy's coming!

You need to tell him the truth before somebody gets hurt.

(Crash)

Watch where you’re smurfing, egg-face!

- Ouch! - Junior, wait!

You have a bucket on your head!

But, Papa Smurf, Dimwitty is so happy to be a father!

Come and see Daddy!

Can’t we let him keep it a little while longer?

(Crash)

- (CRYING) Aaaah! - Junior come back!

(NERVOUS SMILE) Hehe!

(Animated music)

(LOSING BALANCE) Wooaahh.. Ohhh...

Blblblblblbl...

(SCARED) Ah!

(SHOCKED) Uh!

(HEAVY BREATHING) Hey!

(ANNOYED) Grrr...

(AMUSED) Hehe! Yum!

(ANNOYED) Grr...

(YELLS) Not the river, Junior!

You don't know how to swim yet!

He doesn’t know the first thing about parenting.

No kidding! Even I could do better.

Papa Smurf always says raising a child is the world’s hardest job.

I’ll show Dimwitty how it’s done.

Are you going to bore him to sleep reading the encyclopedia?

I’ll teach him!!

- Guys? - (ALL SHOCKED) Huh?

Give Dimwitty a chance!

Smurfette, this could turn into a smurftashtrophe,

if we don’t act soon!

Oh, look! Junior just discovered fire!

- (SCREAMING) Aaaaaahhhh! - (YELLING) Juniooooor!

(Fire siren)

OK, maybe a little advice wouldn't hurt after all.

Me first!

Listen up, Junior. I have one piece of advice for you.

To be a good smurf, you have to be good at singing.

# SMURF YOUR EYES # # GO TO SLEEP. #

# EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE. #

# THERE’S NO DANGER # # FROM GARGAMEL #

# THOUGH HE SHOWS UP # # TIME-TO-TIME. #

# BEHAVE YOURSELF. #

# DON’T BE A BRAT. #

# OR GARGAMEL WILL SMURF #

# YOU TO HIS CAAAAAT!!! #

(Clap)

I have one piece of advice, Dimwitty.

A kid needs to smurf up to be strong!

Now watch... This is how a pro does it.

(HEAVY BREATHING)

(PUNCHING)

(LABOURED BREATHS)

(RELIEVED) Ah...

Now, your turn. Take it.

(CONFUSED) Hmm?

We might have a problem...

Present?

Jokey! That gift better not explode!

Of course not!

Now, Dimwitty, a good parent

showers his children with fun toys!

- (CONFUSED) Huh? - (SNICKERING) Hehehe...

(CURIOUS CHIRPING)

- (EVIL LAUGH) Ahahahaha! - (DIZZY) Blblblblbl...

(YELLS) Junior! It's not the real Gargamel!

Good parenting means smurfing healthy food for your child.

And on today's menu, Dimwitty: A delicious omelet!

(SCARED) Uhhh!!

First we crack the... (CONFUSED) Huh?

A parent shouldn't scare his child, Jokey!

Err, d'you think it’s better trying to make him go deaf?!

Breaking eggs? What kind of parent does that?

Well, at least I didn't try to make him smurf weights!

(Whistle)

(ALL SHOCKED) Huh?!

Smurfette, what did I tell you?

We have to tell him the truth.

(DEFEATED) You’re right, I shouldn’t have encouraged him.

We have to find Dimwitty Junior's real parents,

so he can be with his family!

First, we must smurf what kind of species is hiding inside that egg.

Clearly a bird or a rodent with bird feet.

If you ask me: a flying gopher would be my guess, right?

(YELLS) Aaaaahhh!

- (SINGING) Lalalalalaaa... - (SCREAMS) Ouch!!

Okay, Papa Smurf, I’ve got my tools. Let's get cracking...

(TERRIFIED) Aaaaahh!!

(SAD) You must run, Junior!

(Melancholic music)

Daddy loves you!

- (CHIRPING) - (YELLS) Now, go! Run!

And watch where you're...

Smurfing...

(ANNOYED) Grrr...

I can’t believe that you, my friends,

want to smurf an experiment on Junior!

- (ALL CONFUSED) - Uhhh... what?!

Did you think I didn’t see your bangy thing and your cutty thing?

And you even said “Let's get cracking”!

Yeah. I'm about to start working on Papa Smurf’s roof.

(SHOCKED) Oooh?!

(CURIOUS) Hey, where’s Junior?

(SAD) Heee... Went for a stroll...

- (HEAVY BREATHING) - (YELLS) Juniooooor!

(WORRIED) It’s all my fault! I told him to run!

(Bouncing)

(Bouncing)

(Tense music)

(Bouncing)

(Snake hisses)

(Snake hisses)

(Snake hisses)

(ALL SHOCKED) Huh?!

(Snake hisses)

(YELLS) Aaaaaaahhhh!

(Tense music)

(YELLS) STAY AWAY FROM MY BABYYYYYYYY!!!

- Wait!! - (SCREAMS) Aaaaahh!

(YELLS) HUUUH YYYACK A BOOM!

(SLOW MOTION) Aaaahhhh!

(ALL SHOCKED) Ah!

(Grunting and hissing)

(GRUNTS) Hnggg... Aaaahh!

(GULP)

(ALL SHOCKED) Huh?!

(Punching)

(ALL SHOCKED) Hmmm?! Aaaahh!!

(ALL SHOCKED) Ouch!! Uhhhh!

(ALL HAPPY) Yeeaaahhh!

(Kick)

(Crash)

(HAPPY) Junior! My baby!

Ouch!

(CONFUSED) Huh?

(CONFUSED) Hmm...

(SURPRISED) Oh! Look!

(Cracking)

(Calm music)

Oh, it's so cute!

(ALL) It’s a stork!

(CONFUSED) What’s a stork?

Well, it's the bird that smurfs babies to their parents and...

(ALL SHOCKED) Huh?!

Time to say goodbye.

(ADMIRES) Ohhh...

Junior needs to smurf back to his family.

(CONFUSED) Ohh...

(HAPPY CHIRPING)

(SAD) Hmm? Hmm...

(CHIRPING)

(SNIFFLES) (SURPRISED) Oh?

(CONFUSED) Huh?

(HAPPY) Hmmm...

Awwww...

(Calm music)

(HAPPY) Heheheee!

Heeeey!! Haha!

Bye, Junior! Don't forget to write!

(TEARFUL) Hmm...

(RELIEVED) Aaaah! Now the village will be much more peaceful!

I am mighty smurfed that whole thing with the egg is over.

But at least now Dimwitty better understands

the mysteries of life.

Guys! I’m going to be a mother again!

It’s kicking! Oh, I love you, Junior Junior.