(CHANTING) WE WANT FOOD! WE WANT FOOD!

And now for my specialty.

Muffins a la carrot!

Bon appetit!

(Smurfs munching)

(THINKING) Hmmm...

Oh, Brainy, I see you're writing your review of my muffins.

So... How are they?

Honestly, I found Chef's carrot muffins to be uninspired,

lackluster and smurfully forgettable?!

Two out of five Smurfs stars?!

What? Two out of five?!

Indubitably.

How dare you criticize my specialty?

Chef, could I have some more?

At least someone likes my cooking.

Greedy doesn't count.

He eats just about anything.

(Chewing)

Well, then, what do you guys think?

- Me, I don't like carrots. - It could use a little...

I see. Well, if that's the way it is,

none of you will smurf my food ever again.

Oh, come on, Chef.

But I'm still hungry.

(Perplexed sounds)

Goodbye and good riddance!

What's gotten into him?

Was it something we smurfed?

He's coming back!

If you want something to eat, try smurfing on Brainy's review.

Chef, what are you doing? Come back.

Well done. You've upset him, and now he's gone.

He's so sensitive, right?

Let me rephrase that...

Now, who's gonna smurf our meals!?

(CRIES) Waaaaahaaaa!

(Crying echoes)

(Birds chirping)

(Birds chirping)

(Sad music)

(Birds chirping)

(Birds chirping)

Hah!

Here you go, little guy.

(Birds chirping)

At least the birds like my cooking, unlike those Smurfs.

(Growls)

Hey, what's happening?

(SCREAMING) Ohh... Oh! Aaah! Aaaaaaahhh!!!

Look Egg Head,

me find treat in box.

Oh, show me, Big Mouth.

Hello there, friendly ogres.

Oh, a talking treat!

(Dramatic music)

Let's roast it in spicy sauce.

No, let's bake it in pastry.

(BOTH GRUNT) Grrrr...

Gentlemen, please.

I can clearly see that you are connoisseurs

who would much prefer this delicacy

known as a "muffin a la carrot."

- Me taste. - Me too.

(Tense music)

Now you should let it linger on your tongue for a moment.

- Yum, yum. - Good.

You... You like it?

(Burp)

Yeah, but piece too tiny.

Egg Head eat blue treat.

Give it to me!!

My friends...

Don't eat...

Someone who can cook...

All kinds of delicious meals for you.

You cook more food?

(CHOKING) I'll make an entire buffet.

Okay.

You'll see. It will be the best meal I've ever smurfed.

Or the last...

(CHANTING) We want food. We want food. We want food.

WE! WANT! FOOD!!!

Who's going to replace Chef till he gets back?

Fortunately, Greedy's volunteered.

If anyone knows food, it's our Greedy.

Oh, yeah. You could say I'm something of an expert.

Uh... Where's our lunch?

Your lunch?

Oh, yeah. I ate it.

Me, I don't like going hungry.

Looks like we need a new, new chef.

- Hurry. - We hungry.

Patience, my good friends.

Cooking for you is not a piece of cake.

(INHALES)

(CHANTING) We want food. We want food. We want food.

Let's hope Dimwitty is a better chef than Greedy.

Voilà. Dinner is served.

Hehehe...

Oh, Dimwitty. These are just pebbles.

Well, they do say that minerals

are an important part of a smurfy diet.

(Calm music)

(Calm music)

(EFFORT) Argggg...

Not to worry, I, Painter, have conceived a marvelous meal

of sarsaparilla soup, sweet potatoes and mint tea.

Voilà.

(Smurfs whining)

I don't like eating paintings.

Brainy, can we try your cooking?

(Calm music)

(Chef humming)

It's coming. It's coming.

Feast your eyes.

Molecular gastronomy.

A meal for the mind, right?

Food with a little spice smurfs the synapses in your brain

helping you think faster and...

(SCREAMING) Aaaaaahhh!!

HOT! HOT! VERY VERY HOT!!!

I said think faster, not run faster. Hehe...

Maybe I smurfed too much chili.

Ogres hungry!

It'll be ready very soon...

Me, eat blue treat now!

No! Save treat for after dinner!

I must be dreaming...

I'm so hungry, I can practically smell Chef's cooking.

(Sniffing)

Wait! I smell it too.

It's coming from the forest.

Come on, let's follow Greedy. I'm sure he'll lead us to Chef.

Brainy, you're coming with us!

(Epic music)

Oh, the smell is growing stronger.

We must be getting close.

(Epic music)

Oh, it's coming from over there.

(Ominous music)

Come on. There's no time to lose.

(Music)

(HUNGRY) Yuuuummmm...

And now for the icing on the cake.

Chef's cooking for the ogres now?

Someone's criticism must have really hurt his feelings.

Lunch is served, my dear ogres. Bon appetit.

(Devouring noises)

(Burp)

You're done already?

You know, you can actually chew your food before smurfing it.

Me still hungry. That just appetizer.

Are you kidding?

All that food could have fed at least 200 Smurfs.

No more talking!

Argh! Splat.

Me eat treat.

(Dramatic music)

- (YELLING) Aaaaaaaahhhh!! - What?

Don't eat, Chef. It's all my fault. Eat me instead.

Okay.

You know I wasn't serious, right?

Wait, no!!

- Huh? - Oh, more treats.

One for Smurfs, and Smurfs for all!

(Music)

Blblblblblbl...

(Music)

We have to distract them.

(Music)

Over here, you big dummy.

(Music)

Come on, my little Smurfs!

Let's smurf out of here, fast.

Come back, food.

(Screaming and mumbling)

(Music)

Ah... This is actually quite relaxing.

It would be if we weren't about to become Smurf soup.

Me add a little spice to appetizers.

Spices! Of course. That's it!

(SCREAMING) Aaaaaahhh!!

I can't believe you're about to swallow

the greatest chef in the land. Ugh!!

But he's not the chef.

He the one with funny eyeballs.

Chef, be that one. He told us.

No. You're about to eat Brainy.

The great chef that invented molecular gastronomy.

Oh, Brainy's a chef now?!

Now I've seen everything.

Oh, yes. Right, Greedy?

Yes, it's true.

Brainy took Chef's place after he left.

And everybody loves Brainy's cooking.

A better chef than Chef?

Oh, absolutely!

Perhaps you two big foodies could taste it for yourselves.

Good idea.

You cook "comecular trasgonomy" for us now!

Then we see who cook best.

Ouch!

Well... If you insist...

(Grunting)

Phew!! It's hot in here!

Hey, uh...? Don't you know that if you overcook Smurfs,

they get really tough and chewy?

Egg Head no like overcooked appetizers!

Gr...

(SMURFS RELIEVED) Uuuhh...

You... You guys think Brainy is a better cook than me?

Don't worry, Chef.

Life is full of surprises. Just trust us. You'll see.

Presenting my special spicy jelly.

This will smurf the neurons in those big brains of yours.

I'm sure they need it. Right?

(BOTH CURIOUS) Hmm?

(ALL EXPECTATING) Huh????

Me declare a tie. Now, for dessert!

I'm so sorry. I thought it would work.

(EVIL LAUGHS) Hahahaha!

(SHOCKED) HUH?!

(SCREAMING IN PAIN)

(Flames)

(Flames)

(Comedic music)

(Grunting)

There's a little something to refresh you.

(Slurping)

- (SIGHS) Ahhh... - (BURP-HICUP)

(Bubbling)

Woah...

(ALL ADMIRING) Aahhhh...

What did you put in the water, Papa Smurf?

Oh, that, my dear Chef, is my secret recipe.

Me, afraid of heights!!

(Smurf chatter)

Oh, yummy. This is so good.

It's so nice to have you back where you belong, Chef.

And the reviews are in.

Chef's comeback meal was absolutely exquisite.

He is, without a doubt, the very best chef ever.

Five out of five Smurf stars!

And here's another review.

But wait. This one's for Brainy.

For having the single worst idea ever:

criticizing Chef's cooking.

Zero out of five Smurf stars.

(Laughter)