(SINGING) La la la la la la la la.

La la la la.

(LAUGHS) Ha ha ha.

(SINGING) La la la la la.

La la la la la la la.

(ADMIRING) Oh...

(HAPPY) Ha, ha...

(Evil laughter)

(GASP) Ah!

Rabbit stew for dinner!

- Meow! - Stop whining, cursed fleabag.

- (WORRIED) Hmm? - If you want to eat, just hunt.

- (SCARED) Oh! - There must be a rat

or two around here...

Huh? Smurfs!

- (SCARED) Ah!! - (ANGRY) Get him, Azrael.

(SCREAMING) Aaaaahhh!!!

- (HEAVY BREATHING) - Meow!!

(HEAVY BREATHING)

(SURPRISED) Oh!

(IN PAIN) Ouch!

(SHOCKED) Smurfette!

Oh...

- (SCARED) Ah! - Hehehe...

My hunting expedition just got interesting.

(ANNOYED) You and your clumsiness.

(HEAVY BREATHING)

Unhand her, you monster!

(IN PAIN) Aaahh!!

(SCREAMING) Aaaaahhh!!

(Triumphant music)

Thank you, Hefty.

- (LOUD) Meow!!! - (SCARED GASP)

Clumsy. Stay away from Smurfette this time.

(Intense music)

(GASPING)

(SHOCKED) Woaah!!

(GROWLS) MEOW!!

- (SCREAMING) Ooooohhh!!! - (ANGRY) Meeoowww!!

Oh!!

(Intense music)

(SCARED) Ooohhh... Ah!! Whoooaaa!!

Meow!!!

(SHOCKED) Oh! Huh?

(Water sloshing)

(SCARED) Hm?

- Blblblblblbl... - Meow!!

(SCREAMING) Aaaahh!!

Blblblblblbl...!

(SCREAMING) Aaaahhh!!

Meow!

(RELIEVED) Ooh...

(CURIOUS) Huh?

Hey, watch the trousers!

They're new!

(SLOW MOTION) Whooaaaa!!!

- Whoa! - Meow?

- Meow? - (EVIL LAUGHTER)

In your dreams, you overgrown furball.

This little guy is mine!!!

(EVIL LAUGHTER)

(BOTH SCREAMING) NO!!

(Thunder)

(SINGING) When Gargamel is on the hunt,

(SINGING) he always gets a little runt.

(SINGING) Watch out little forest critters,

(SINGING) Gargamel is on your traiiiil.

Hmm?

(ANNOYED) Some hunter!

You never would have caught me if I

hadn't tripped over my own two feet...

It doesn't matter how I caught you,

it just matters that I did.

And I'll catch your 99 little friends, too!

(CURIOUS) Huh?

(THINKING) Hmm?

(EXCITED) Aha!

Listen, Smurf, what would you give

to get rid of your two left feet?

You see this little magic amulet?

It's very powerful...

When you wear it, it makes you the opposite of what you are.

(TEASING) No more clumsiness.

You must think I'm a fool...

(SHOCKED) Huh?!

Don't believe me, huh?

- Let me show you! - (SCARED NOISES)

(SURPRISED) Huh?

Nice bunny...

(Angelical music)

- Mean bunny! - (GROWLS)

(GROWLING AND BITING)

(GROWLING AND BITING)

(Angelical music)

(SURPRISED) Huh?

Just imagine...

You'll be graceful!

(TEASING) For once, you would be the hero...

(ENCHANTED) Hey. Mmhh.

- (DETERMINED) Let me handle this! - (SHOCKED) Huh?

(HEAVY BREATHING)

(IN PAIN) Ouuuch!!

(IN PAIN) Oh! Ouch!

(DELIGHTED) Oh! Thank you, Graceful.

(MESMERIZED) Graceful... Forever.

(ANNOYED) No, no, no!

I couldn't give something like this to you for nothing...

(EVIL) Hmmm... What could you do for me?

Maybe...

Draw a map to the Smurf village!

(ANGRY) No way.

- I'll never do that! - Ha, ha!

Ah, you smurfs in your "loyalty."

Oh, well, you missed your chance, Clumsy.

I'm keeping it.

(SHOCKED) Oh!

(EXCITED) Hmm!

Aaahh...

- Aaahh... - (HUMMING) Hmm...

(Keys)

(CURIOUS) Hmm?

(CURIOUS) Meow?

MEOW!!

(SAD) Meow...

I know he escaped!

That was part of my plan, you numbskull.

(ACCELERATED BREATHING)

That amulet is also a tracking device.

It will lead us to the Smurf Village.

- (EVIL LAUGHTER) Hahaha! - (UNAMUSED) Meow...

(Birds chirping)

(FRANTIC) Help, Smurfs!

- (SCREAMING) Smurf the alarm! - Huh?

Clumsy has been captured by Gargamel!

(FRIGHTENED) Oh, no!

It was bound to happen...

Yep. He's so clumsy...

We have to rescue him right away!

(EXCITED) Who needs rescuing?

Ha ha!

(ALL IMPRESSED) Ooohhh.

(SHOCKED) Huh?!

(CONFIDENT) Wohoo! Hehe!

(Pop music)

Um hum.

Ha!

Woohh!

(EXCITED) Hah!

(ALL) Ha!

Ha! Ha!

(SHOCKED) huh?

(HAPPY) Ha ha.

- Woo... - hoo!

Clumsy, is that you?

That's what I call smurfing a girl off her feet.

How did you learn to smurf like that?

(SMUG) Ha ha! Thanks to this!

Blegh, it's a magic amulet

that makes you the opposite of what you are.

- (ALL IN WONDER) Oh! - Would I become tall?

Could I walk on my hands?

Let me try it!

Me, I don't like amulets.

Ha ha!

(HAPPY) Hm? Mwah!

But I love you guys!

I see, it's a trick!

(SURPRISED) Oh.

(Deflating sound)

(ALL SHOCKED) Oh?

Now, show me the way, magic ball.

(ROBOTIC VOICE) At the mushroom, take the second exit.

- Meow? - Hmm?

(ANGRY) Not that exit, you nimrod!

It said the fourth one.

(ROBOTIC VOICE) Hmmm. Actually, I said take the second exit.

- (CONFIDENT) Meow... - (ANGRY) Hmm...

(EXCITED) I bet you the village is right behind that bush!

(WONDERING) Huh?

- Ouch! - Meow...

(ROBOTIC VOICE) Turn around when possible.

(ROBOTIC VOICE) Turn around when possible.

- (GROWL) - (WORRIED) Hm...

Oh, just passing through...

(SCREAMING) Aaaahhh!!!

(GROWLING)

(SCREAMING) Aaahh ahh ahh!

(SNEAKY) Ha ha ha!

- Ouch. - (VICTORIOUS) Ha ha ha!

Everyone fears the great Gargamel.

(ROBOTIC VOICE) Turn right at the bear and head straight on.

(CHEERING)

(IMPRESSED) Wow!!

- (CHEERING) - (FOCUSED) 210, 211, 212, 213.

- What's going on, here? - 214, 215.

- 216, 217... - (SHOCKED) Lazy, is that you?

It sure is, Papa Smurf!

(EXCITED) He's setting a record thanks to Clumsy's amulet.

(ANGRY) An amulet?

What in the world is this smurfsense?

(EFFORT) Unghhh...

(SLEEPY) What a nightmare that was...

(SNORING)

(SERIOUS) Where did you get this, Clumsy?

- I borrowed it from Gargamel. - (SCARED) Ahh!!

(SCREAMING) Gargamel!!!

I get it. I can hear you.

(ALL SCREAMING) Gargamel!!

(CONFUSED) Huh?

- (SCARED) Ah!! - Hello!!!

(SCARED) Smurf for your lives!

Now!!!

- (ALL PANICKED) Aaahhh!! - Meow!!

Run all you want, you dirty little gnomes,

- I've got you all this time! - (SCREAMING) Aaahh!!

(EVIL LAUGH) Hahaha!

You won't get away with this, Gargamel.

Speak for yourself, Grandpa.

I'm not the one in the bag.

(EVIL LAUGH) Hahahehe!

(EFFORT) Mm... Hmm...

(RELIEVED) Huh...

- Me, I don't like being captured. - (SMURFS SCREAMING)

(SAD) Oh...

(REALISING) Oh!

(Crows caw)

(ANGRY) Release us immediately.

Papa Smurf always says that everyone is born equal

and nobody should live in captivity. Right?

- (ANNOYED) Hmm... - Oh, and while you're at it,

you should let that rabbit out, too.

Azrael, you can eat this annoying one.

- (SCARED) Aaahhh!! - (EVIL LAUGHTER) Hahaha!

- Wait, Gargamel! - (CONFUSED) Huh?

Your cat will find Brainy, much tastier if you cook him in a...

(SCREAMING) Aaahhh! In a smurf stew!

(INTRIGUED) Hmm.

- (STRUGGLING) Aaaahh! - Very well. There!

(SCARED) Aaahh!

Hmm... Remind me, how do you cook smurf stew?

Don't tell me you don't know how to cook smurf stew!

You need parsley, thyme...

Preferably not the lemon kind. I'm allergic.

Don't forget the rosemary!

(EXCITED) Oh, I've got some of that stuff in the backyard!

- Be right back! - Huh?

- (WISHPERING) - Me? I don't like cauldrons.

I don't know, maybe Papa Smurf does.

Ha, ha. Graceful to the rescue!

- Ha ha! - (SURPRISED) Look, it's Clumsy!

(WORRIED) Oh, no! Better get the bandages!

Wheeee!!

Not to worry!

(FADING OUT) I'll smurf you...

(FADING IN) Flash...

- (FLIRTY) Hehehe. - Hey.

Hehehe! (SCREAMS) Oooohhh!!!

(SCREAMING) Whoooaaa!!

(SCREAMING) Ooohhh!!

(SURPRISED) Haha!

I've never been so glad to see you!

(ALL SHOCKED) Oh!

Is this thyme or rosemary?

(SNIFFS) - Meow!

(CONFUSED) Hm?

(HEAVY BREATHING AND GASPING)

- Run! Run! Quickly. - (CHATTER)

Careful not to trip on the way out.

That was Smurf-tastic!

You're a hero, Clumsy.

Is that everyone?

(CONFUSED) Huh? (SHOCKED) Brainy!

(SHOCKED) Oh!

(Grunting)

(SCREAMING) Aaaahhh!!!

(SCARED) Azrael, don't eat me, please.

I'm sure Dimwitty tastes better than I do.

- Brainy, it's okay! - Huh?

- It's us. - (RELIEVED) Oh.

(SINGING) La la la la la la la la.

(ASHAMED) You know that thing about eating Dimwitty?

That was just a joke, haha.

- (SCARED) Oh! - (SHOCKED) Huh?

(ANGRY) What in the...?

How did you blasted gnomes escape?!

Just like we always do, Gargamel.

(ANGRY) Aahhh! You're going to regret this.

(ALL SCREAMING) Aaaahh!!

Oh, no! The amulet!

(WORRIED) Oh!

- Ouch! - (HEAVY BREATHING)

(ANGRY) Aha!

(SCREAMING) Oooohh!

(ANGRY) Get back here, you dirty little...

(SCREAMING) Aah!

(SHOCKED) Oh oh...

(Dramatic music)

(SLOW MOTION) Noooo...

(Explosion)

(CONFUSED) Huh?

(EXCITED) Ohh!

(SNIFFING)

Hm..

Meow...

(CONFUSED) Huh?

Nice job at being clumsy.

I guess having two left feet isn't so bad after all.

(ANGRY) That's it, run away!

(GROWLING)

- Nice bunny... - (GROWLS)

Nice bunny... (SCREAMS) Ahhhh!!!