(upbeat music)

(suspenseful music)

-(evil laughter)

-(snarls)

-# La-la, la-la-la-la #

# La-la-la, la-la #

# La-la, la-la-la-la #

# La-la-la, la-la ##

(cheerful music)

-(panting)

One, two. One, two.

One, two.

Ha!

Hey, take a look at these muscles.

Got to work hard if you want those biceps.

(grunting)

-(lizard screeches) -Sorry!

-(lizard growls)

-(grunting)

-Oh, I wish I could be smurfy like you.

-Hmm?

Uh... uh...

(chuckles)

-Staring proudly at the horizon

and so strong I could lift up my whole house.

-Oh, don't exaggerate.

But it's true that I am pretty smurfy.

-You're a little stinky, though.

-What? (sniffs)

-And I think I prefer you without the slime.

-(giggles) -Slime? Where?

-Hmm, I don't like that you're all sticky.

(grunting)

-Hmm-hmm!

Hi there, Timid.

-Uh, hey there, Hefty.

Hmm... Aha!

What's up, Hefty? You tired?

Absolutely not, Smurfette.

I've got some great news. Guess what?

Timid wishes he could be just like me.

Mm, and what makes you say that, you big head?

He told me so just now.

He did? Really?

He wants to be as proud and strong as me,

but without the slime.

Ha, I didn't really get that part.

Anyway, I can't just stand by and watch him suffer.

I've made my decision.

I know what I have to smurf.

I'm gonna teach him to be me.

Hefty, Timid is a sensitive soul.

Don't you go upsetting him!

Don't worry, Smurfette.

You know me. (hums)

Ugh, precisely.

(knocks on door)

-Hello?

-I'll do it.

-D-d-do it?

-Do what... ooh! -(tuts) Shh.

What you said this morning.

-But I didn't say anything...

-And training starts right now.

-But, Hefty, I don't need training.

-What's important if you want to look like a winner Smurf

-is the walk. -The walk?

I understand, but...

-Don't worry. Just watch me.

This is how a proud Smurf walks.

A strong Smurf.

A Smurf that doesn't let anybody smurf all over them.

You see? It's easy.

Your turn.

Oh? Hmm...

Your turn.

-But... but... but... I... c-can't.

-Don't smurf with me! Win, win, win!

That's your new motto.

That's it. Now, go!

-(whimpering)

-Ha ha! Good job.

Win, win, win!

-Hey, Smurfs. Look at Timid.

(laughter)

-One, two. One, two.

-One, two. Way to go!

-But everybody's laughing at me.

-Ah, don't pay attention to the...

Timid?

(grunts) Don't worry about the others.

Just smurf.

-(whimpering)

-Me, I don't like being smurfed off my feet.

-S-sorry, Grouchy. -Hmph!

-Keep going. -Aah!

-Whoa! -Aah!

Look what you've done to my cake!

There won't be dessert because of you!

-What? -No more cake?

-What have you done, Timid?

-You're so selfish, Timid.

Now I'm gonna starve.

-Oh, leave me alone!

It wasn't my fault.

-Running is great for self-confidence.

Great going!

-Stop following me!

-Running faster, even better!

-Huh? -Leave me alone!

(panting)

-Great idea, huh? A little exercise

to cure your shyness and have people admire you.

-But I don't need to be cured, and, uh...

-Yeah, your voice. That's important too.

If you smurf in a loud voice...

(loudly) People notice you!

-That's the point. I don't like being noticed.

-Be assertive.

And don't forget... win, win, win!

Now, say it.

-(sheepishly) Uh, win, win, win.

-I can't hear you.

-Win, win, win?

-Hmm... -Oh.

-Louder!

-(stammers) But I...

That's enough!

I don't want to shout!

(gasping)

I'm sorry, Hefty.

-Are you kidding? You did great.

You have to do it again, in front of everybody.

-Me? In front of everybody?

(bell tolling)

-What's going on? -Hey, what's for lunch today?

-I have an important announcement to make.

-Oh, we're eating early?

-Not at all, Greedy. Now, take a good look at Timid.

Before your eyes, he's gonna transform

into a whole new Smurf... hmm?

(bell tolling)

-Oh!

-Hmm!

Hmm? Ha!

Thanks to my coaching,

he's gonna become a strong, proud Smurf,

just like me.

-Really? Timid?

He's gonna tell you himself. Huh?

Go ahead, Timid. Everybody's watching you.

Speak up.

-(stammers)

-Imagine they're not smurfing any pants.

-Oh? Huh? -It helps.

-(whimpers)

-Oh, come on, Timid.

Win, win, win!

Win, win, win! Win, win, win!

(all) Win, win, win!

Win, win, win, win!

-I'm sick to my smurf of you and your win, win, win!

I don't want to be like you!

I think you're a ridiculous show-off and you never listen!

I've been trying to tell you right from the start.

I wasn't talking about you.

I was talking about a snail!

Do you hear me?

A snail!

-Uh, Timid? Over here.

-You sure you're okay? -Huh?

-Go ahead. Everybody's listening...

-Smurf on then. Let's hear it.

-I'm hungry. -I need to pee.

-Why isn't he saying anything?

-Probably because he's so happy to be like me.

-(whimpers)

Hmm, he isn't happy, Hefty.

You've made him do the thing he hates the most,

speaking in public,

even after I told you not to go upsetting him.

Now smurf him a little peace and quiet.

You got that?

But he agreed to it all.

You think he'd dare to tell you otherwise?

I'm going to smurf you back home, Timid.

No, let me. This is my fault.

I guess I went a little too far.

Mm-hmm.

-(grunts) Huh? -Hmm!

Hmm...

Yep, Smurfette is right.

We should leave it there.

-Really?

-For today. -(yelps)

-You smurf some rest

so you'll be ready for training tomorrow.

Bye!

-Tomorrow? Oh, no.

Hefty, wait a second. Oh, Smurfette.

Promise me you'll go easy on Timid today, all right?

Don't worry. I got this.

Timid, your favorite coach is here!

Win, win, win! Hmm?

Hey, look. Hmm?

Oh, no. What is it, Smurfette?

See for yourself!

Timid has left the village!

But I thought that he... Hefty!

Because of you, Timid could be in danger as we speak.

Mm, if I might just add, according to my calculations,

the chances of finding him smurf and sound

are about 45 percent to 56 percent, right?

And then the chances of him being smurfed

by a sorcerer, a bear, or an ogre are... huh?

Hello?

Ah, peace and quiet at last.

(heavy footsteps)

(whimpers)

-(belches)

Big Mouth still hungry.

-Ah... -Brother, don't eat that.

It turn you into big, floppy lettuce.

-Oh, yeah.

-Egghead eat stones to get strong.

(crunching)

-(belches) -Hmm?

Timid!

Timid!

-Where are you? -Huh?

-Uh, shh. -We're over here!

-(gasps)

-Yum yum.

-(both gasp) -Snack.

-Ah... huh? Oh!

-Hey, mine.

-No, mine. -Give him to me.

-Let go of me, please.

Oh, no. I'm gonna smurf out.

-What'd he say? -Huh? You, speak up.

-I said, I'm gonna smurf...

(gags)

-We gotta do something.

-Oh, yuck. He not even fresh.

-Don't eat him. -Hey, you big dummies.

How about you smurf on someone your own size?

I'm warning you, I've got a black belt in Smurf-Fu.

Let him go, or... Yah!

Charge! Charge!

(exclaims)

(straining)

(chuckles) Those two good to eat.

-Good and lively. Tasty meat.

-(yelps) -(growls)

-(grunts)

(both strain)

-Hefty! Smurfette! Stop struggling!

If you go limp, they won't want to eat you!

What?

Of course.

Oh, I don't feel good at all.

Oh, no. This one not fresh either.

Whoa! (grunts)

(grunts) Don't worry, Smurfette.

I got him.

-Hey, Hefty! Pretend to be limp.

-What? What did you say?

Speak up. I can't hear you.

-(panting)

Stop trying to be the strongest and act discreet for once,

just like me!

-Huh? What does he mean?

Oh, I got it.

Oh, oh, I don't feel so good. (whimpers)

-Huh? -Ugh!

No eat that, Big Mouth. He not fresh either.

-Aw, not the right season

for eating Smurfs, Egghead.

Them not ripe yet.

Come on. Let's fetch some stones.

-(grunts)

Hmm... ha!

I'm sorry, Timid.

I promise I won't bother you anymore.

-No, no, no, no, no. It doesn't matter.

You see, Hefty? Sometimes it's good to be discreet.

Like a true hero.

He was incredible, Papa Smurf. You should've seen it.

Isn't that right, Timid?

Incredible indeed. According to my calculations,

there was 1 chance in 234

that you'd bump into the ogres, right?

And 0.1 percent of chance that Timid would handle the situation.

(kick) Aah!

Sorry. It just slipped out.

(laughter)

Aah!