(Chatter)

Papa Smurf always says,

"You should be careful when smurfing the hedges"

(MIMICKING) Gnagnagnaaa!

No, no. Papa Smurf always says:

"Don't smurf paint everywhere."

I'm sure he'll like this yellow.

(SURPRISED) No, he'll prefer blue.

(ANGRY) Yellow.

- (ANGRY) Blue. - Here!

- Blue will bring out your eyes! (FIGHTING)

Oh, no. Papa Smurf won't like that you missed a spot.

(HUMS)

(GROAN) Hummm! He's starting to smurf me.

(HUMS)

(Hammering)

Need a hand?

(SERIOUSLY) Yes, I need you to tell

everyone in the village not to disturb me.

No one is to knock, call out, sneeze,

smurf, breathe near my lab!

I’m mixing some highly dangerous potions.

(GLADLY) I'm on it!

(GROAN) Ouchhh!!

- (REALISING) Sorry! - (GRUNTS)

(Bird sounds)

(ON A MEGAPHONE) Do not disturb Papa Smurf!

(SHOUTING) I repeat. Do not disturb Papa Smurf!

No one is to go near Papa Smurf’s Lab!

- (PANICKED) Clumsy! Watch out! - (SHOCKED) Ahh!

(PANICKED) Aaahh!

Ouch!

(SCREAMING)

(PANICKED) Aaaahhh!!

(SCREAMING) Aaaahh!!!

(Crash)

(PANICKED) Ahh! Ouuuh!

(SCARED NOISES)

(TERRIFIED) Aaahhh!

(ANGRILY) Who is smurfing all that noise?!

(SCREAMING) Oooaaaahaaarg!!!

(HURT) Ouch.

(Clattering)

(Bubbling)

(WORRIED) Oh-oh.

(Explosion)

- (ANGRY) Brainyyyyyy!!! - (DAZED) Huh?

Papa Smurf?

Huh... It wasn’t my fault.

(NERVOUS) It was Clumsy, you know what he's like...

(FURIOUS) What did I tell you??!!

(Tense music)

Papa Smurf?!! He's di-di...

- (TERRIFIED) He's disappeared!!! - (SHOCKED) Huh?

What did he say?

That Papa Smurf smurfed his beard.

What? He had a shave?

What's going on?

Papa Smurf had a shave!

(SHOCKED) He cut his beard?!

And his hair too?!

(CURIOUS) Has Papa Smurf gone to the zoo?

- (CRYING) I’ll never forget him! - Brainy, what's wrong?

(NERVOUS) It's Papa Smurf, he was here

and then "poof!" he disappeared!

He disappeared?

(ANGRY) What are you talking about?

- (SHOCKED) - I’m right here!

(RELIEVED) Papa Smurf, you're back!

What do you mean "back"? I never left.

(CONFUSED)

- This is weird... - (BONK) Ouch!

Papa Smurf, is that you?

- Of course! - (DOUBTING) Eh...

- What’s wrong with you?? - (HUMS)

Well, we can't see you.

(HESITATES) Take a look in this mirror?

No, thank you.

(SHOCKED) Holy smurf! I'm invisible.

See?

Papa Smurf has gone to Peru.

He's gone to smurf a barbecue...

Did he leave on a kangaroo?

In any case, he's not here.

So, we could play smurfball.

(HESITATES) But I have to...

Never mind, I'll finish my chores later!

Guys! Coming with us?

Yeah, sure!

(EXCITED) Hey, wait, we're coming too!

(MUMBLING)

Papa Smurf, to change back, couldn't you just

make a reverse potion?

It's not that simple, Smurfette.

When Brainy crashed into me, it caused a rare

chemical reaction.

It won't be easy to smurf the antidote.

Uh! That was all Clummsy's fault, right?

(NOT CONVINCED) Humhum.

- No, really! - Now, let's see if this works.

(FASCINATED)

So?

- (EXCITED) We can see you! - Green is the new blue.

(DISAPPOINTED) You've gone again.

Let's try something different!

(DOUBTFUL) Uh...

Are you really going to drink that?

Of course I am.

- (SLURP) - Let's hope this works.

(GROSSED OUT) Ew...

Well?

(COUGH)

Uh, uh...

- Papa Smurf...? - (BLOWING UP)

- Papa? - (SCREAMS) Aah!!

(SCREAMING) Aaaooouuuhh!

(Crash)

I think he needs to let off some steam.

(TERRIFIED) Aaahh!

Blrrr.

Well, that didn't go to plan.

(IN PAIN) Humpf! Hum!

(GRUNTING)

(STRUGGLING) Ha, ha... Ouch!

(CURIOUS) Huh? Hmm..

Mm.

(ANGRY) Huh?

I see everyone's smurfing it easy when I'm not here.

(Dramatic music)

This explains the mess...

Looks like my little Smurfs need to be taught a lesson!

Now, where to begin?

- (SNORING) - (SHOCKED) Huh?

- Hey! - (QUIETLY) Hehe..

Ouhahaha! That tickles!

Humm! This one looks smurfylicious.

(SURPRISED) Oh?

(SADLY) Please don't eat me. I beg you.

A talking muffin?

- (CHEEKY LAUGH) - Hmm...

Yeah!

(CONFUSED) Huh?

Yoohoo!

(Cheering)

Hey, who smurfed that ball?

- Huh. - Ouch.

Huh? Hhh! Uooh!

(Referee wishtle)

GOAL!! (CHEERING)

(CHEERING AND LAUGHTER)

Ooooohh!

(Trumpet noises)

Ooooohh!

(CHEERING)

Being invisible is kind of fun!

I got it!

(SCREAMING) Whoooaaahhh!!

Okay. I take that back.

Where could he be?

We lost him again.

Brainy, watch where you're smurfing.

(SHOCKED) Papa Smurf?

Ah! Here it is!

The recipe for the antidote!

But it won't be easy to smurf this ingredient.

You can count on me, Papa Smurf!

No matter how dangerous, treacherous and smurfable.

I will do it!

I'm glad to hear that, Brainy.

Because what we need is the whisker of a cat.

(SCARED) A cat?!

Uh... but there's only one cat we know of around here.

- Right? - Azrael!

(Ominous music)

Once upon a time, there were three little pigs.

The first little pig built his house out of straw.

Humm. The big bad wolf came up to his door.

He said, "Little pig, let me in."

- Hm... - Hm...

The pig answered, "Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!"

Ready?

I'm going down!

- (STRUGGLE) - Then the wolf bared his teeth

and said, "Then I'll huff, and I'll puff,

and I'll blow your house."

- (STRUGGLE) - (PAIN) Meoww!

- (SCREAMING) Aaaah! - Meeoooww!

Let go, you fleabag!

MEOW!

But the first little pig escaped and ran away??

No, no, no, no, no, that's not right!

I'm gonna make some changes!

Aha! He ate the first little pig...

That's much better now!

- Let's hope this works! - Hmm...

(CURIOUS) Hmm...

You're still invisible!

It should gradually take effect.

Let's smurf out of here!

Holy Smurf! It's closed!

Let's go the other way!

Then, taking his time, the big bad wolf

turned around slowly and saw... TWO LITTLE SMURFS!

Hahahaaaa! I'm the big bad wolf.

(SCARED) Ouch!

Here's your new house, my little pigs.

Hahahaaaa!

(HUMMING)

Ready for a bath in my cauldron, you filthy little gnomes?

We know how this story ends.

Yeah. The wolf goes down!

Not in this story! (HUMS)

Well, in our version, the wolf gets smurfed

by a ghost. Right, Brainy?

- Yes, indeed, Smurfette. - Ouch!

A ghost! (LAUGHS)

- Uuuuuaaahhh! - (SCARED) Ah!

Ahhh... A ghost?!

- Booooo! - (SCREAMS) Ah!

(Glass breaking)

(Clattering and crashing)

- Aahh... - Gargamel!!

(SCREAMING) Aaaaahhh!

Who goes there, by Beelzebub?! AH!

(SCARED) Meow...

(Tense music)

That ghost seems awful angry!

Quiet! There's no such thing!

That's what they say about smurfs, too, right?

Naaah. It must be rats!

(SURPRISED) Meow?

(ANGRY) Meow!!

MEEOOOWW.

(SHOCKED) Huh?

(SCARED) Aaaahhhh!

Gargamel. I'll huff and I'll puff,

and I'll blow your house down. Hahahaha.

"Not by the hair of my chinny chin chin!"

I'm here.

That was stupendous, Papa Smurf!

Where's the key?

- It's in his pocket. - Huh?

Why is that ghost angry with me?!

What did I do?

And why didn't they go after the Smurfs?

Huh?

Hmm?

I smell Smurf trickery!

(GROANS)

I knew it! Ghosts don't exist!

Watch out, Papa Smurf!

He can see you now!

Smurf the key!

Huh?

You won't escape this time you verming!

(SCARED) Hurry, Brainy, hurry!

- (SCARED) Huh? - Where did you go,

you bearded gnome?!

Huh?

There you are! Gotcha!

So, there were three little blue pigs!

(Bang)

(DROWSY) Just like the story.

Well done, my little Smurfs!

Good job, Smurfette.

Let's disappear now!

Yeah!

Meow!!

(CHEERING)

(GRUNT)

(EMBARRASSED) Hmm...

Oh, you're back already, Papa Smurf?

How's the kangaroo?

Playtime is over!

(HUMS)

(SCREAMS) Everyone back to work!

Hmm!

And that goes for you, too, Brainy!

- Ouh. - (LAUGHTER)