(HEAVY BREATHING)

Hey there Smurf! Here's a present!

(SURPRISED) Oh! For me? Thank you!

(Blast)

- (ANGRY) Grrr! - Hahahaha!

(WONDERING) Hmm?

- Hey there Smurf! Present? - (CONFUSED) Hm?

Oh, that's so kind!

(Blast)

- (ANGRY) Grrr! - Hahahaha!

(LAUGHING) You should see your face!

Present! Hahahaha!

Present! Oh?! Hahahaha!

(REALISING) Oh!

Looking smurftacular.

(Farting)

(EMBARRASSED) Oops!

(Knocking on the door)

(EXCITED) HAPPY BIRTHDAY, VANITY!

(DOUBTFUL) Jokey, I’m not falling for that old joke...

(INNOCENT) A joke, on your birthday?

That would be so tacky!

This is a gift!

(SMUG) Hhh! You can’t smurf me, Jokey.

No exploding boxes for me today.

(DEFEATED) Okay, you’re right. It was a joke...

(Blast)

(EXCITED) Here’s your real present!

- (SHOCKED) Huh? - (DELIGHTFUL) Hehe...

(GLAD) Jokey, how thoughtful.

(Blast)

- (ANNOYED) Hmmm! - (LAUGHTER) Hahaha!

(ALL ANNOYED) Hmm!

(ANGRY) He's going to regret that!

Let’s smurf this in too!

- And this! - And this!

And these!

Okay, read me the instructions for exploding powder.

- (EXCITED) Why not just use this? - (CONFUSED) Huh?

If it's locked up like that, it must be very powerful.

- Open it! - (STRUGGLING) Hgnn!

(FASCINATED) Whoaa!

- Powdered Dragon Drool! - That'll do!

Vanity, if Papa Smurf ever finds out we’re doing this,

we’ll be smurfed!

- (WORRIED) Hmm... - Don't worry, he won't find out!

Besides, someone has to teach that Jokey a lesson.

He’s going to get the biggest exploding box ever...

(WORRIED) Hmm...

(EXCITED) It's showtime!

(Calm music) (Birds chirping)

(SUSPICIOUS) (CHEWING) Hmm, hmm...

(YELLING) You really believe I’m going to fall

for that old joke? Hahaha!

(SMURFS GIGGLING)

(CURIOUS) Hmm... (SNIFFING)

(SHOCKED) Huh?!

(CURIOUS) Hmm? No hard feelings, Vanity.

P.S. I hope it fits...

(IMPATIENT) Hahaha! Ahhh...

(SCARED) Hmmm...

(DETERMINED) No no no no no, I won't do it!

(TEMPTED) Ah...

(EXCITED) Oooohhh! I can't help but open it!

(Blast)

(EXCITED) Gotcha! Now THAT was funny!

(ALL LAUGHING) Hahahaha! Hehehe!

(FURIOUS) Mm...You think you’re so funny, stealing my joke!

(SHOCKED) Huh?! Who are you?!

Call me Mini Jokey or call me Mini!

But don’t call me late for lunch!

- Present? Hihihihahaha! - (SHOCKED) Oh!

- Present? - (ALL CONFUSED) Huh?

(CONFUSED) Where did you come from?

Does it really matter!? What counts is that we’re here!

- Present? - (ALL SHOCKED) Oh!

(LAUGHING) Hahaha!

C’mon guys! Let’s go smurf some jokes!

(ALL EXCITED) Yippee!

(WORRIED) Wait! Come back!

- Ouch! - (LAUGHTER) Hehehe!

(ANNOYED) (MUFFLED) Jokey, do something!

Are you kidding!? I love these guys!

(SNORING)

- (CONFUSED) Huh? - (LAUGHING) Hahahaha!

(ANGRY) Hmmm...

(CHEWING) Hmhmhmm...

- (SHOCKED) Hm!! - (LAUGHTER)

(Horn)

(LAUGHTER)

(ANNOYED) Huh!!

(ANNOYED) Ouch!!

(LAUGHING) Hihihahaha!

(ANGRY) Hey you! Come back here!

(LAUGHING) Hihihahaha!

(LAUGHTER) Hihihahaha!

(EXCITED) Hey Brainy! Here! I've got something for you.

- (EXCITED) Something for you! - (SHOCKED) Ouch!

(ANGRY) Hey, I'm the one who makes the jokes around here!

(ANGRY) Ouch!

(ANNOYED) Ouch! Ouch!

(ANNOYED) Hmmm...

- (SCREAMING) Aaaaaah! - Hihihahaha!

(ANNOYED) Me, I don’t like Mini Jokeys.

(RELAXED) Hmm...

(SURPRISED) Aaargh!

- Present for you. - Present for you.

(SCREAMING) Aaaahhh!!

(ANNOYED) Hm...

Can you hold this for me, please?

- Sure. - Thank you!

(LAUGHING) Hihihahaha.

(SCREAMING) Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

(SCREAMING) Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

(SCREAMING) Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

- (IN PAIN) Ouch! - (SCREAMING) Yohoo!

(LAUGHING) Hahaha!

(SUSPICIOUS) Hmm...

Who smurfed my chest?

(Bell)

(Alarm ring)

Have no fear!

Fire Brigade on the way!

(Fire truck noises)

(SCARED) Oo oo oo.

(YELLING) Over here!

Hold on, Papa Smurf.

Blblblblb...

- Hihihahaha! - Hihihahaha!

(ANNOYED) This is all your fault!

My fault? I’m not the one

who smurfed the ginormous exploding box!

(ANGRY) I had no choice! You had to learn a lesson...

(MAD) Some lesson... Look what you’ve done!

- Ahem... - (SHOCKED) Huh?

(ANNOYED) Hmmm...

(SCARED) Hmmm...

(ANGRY) I don't know who's to blame here,

but I want both of you

to get these jokesters under control.

Do you hear me!?

(SCARED) Yes, Papa Smurf!

(MUTTERING) Like I have the time to smurf all these jokes.

- (CHEERING) - Settle down! Settle down boys!

Papa Smurf said we have to keep things under control.

Who is this "Papa Smurf"?

What gives him the right to tell us what to do?

Yeah! He’s squashing our creativity!

- I don’t like Papa Puff! - Me neither!

Papa Smurf is very good to us!

- He takes care of us! - Bla bla bla!

If this Papa Smurf doesn't like jokes, then lets get rid of him!

(EXCITED) Let’s smurf him to the Moon!

Yeah, we’ll build a rocket right here!

(ALL CHEERING)

We can’t trust those two anymore either! Get’em!

- (ALL CHEERING) - Hey! What are you doing?

Now let's find this Papa Smurf...

- Tie him to the rocket! - And smurf him to the moon!

- (ANGRY) You can't do that! - Who's gonna stop us?

- (LAUCHING) Hihih! - (SINGING) La la la la la!

(WORRIED) Hurry, we have to warn Papa Smurf!

- (EFFORTS) Hhnnn! Haaa!!! - Hey!

Wait for me!

(HEAVY BREATHING)

(HOPELESS) At least things can't get any worse!

- (EVIL LAUGH) Well, well, well! - Meow!

- It’s our lucky day, Azrael! - (EVIL) Meow...

(WORRIED) They just got worse.

Time to start picking!

(YELLING) Smurf for your life!

- (ANGRY) Get those two mushrooms! - Meeeoeew!!!

(SCREAMING) Aaahh!!

(SCREAMING) Aaahh!!

(SCARED) Meeooww!

- (SNICKERING) Hehe... - (HAPPY) Aaahh...

Aha! Got you!

(SAD) Meow...

Here we were, walking in the forest to gather

blueberries and we found two blue

Smurfs instead!

Which one would you like to eat, Azrael?

(OFFENDED) I'm too pretty to be cat chow!

- Meow! - (SCARED) Ahh!

Gargamel, if you let us go...

I’ll show you where our village is!

(SHOCKED) Really?

- JOKEY! You can’t do that! - Of course he can!

Lead the way...

Hehehe! Happy to be the first smurf to go to the moon?

- This isn’t funny... - Of course it isn't!

(EXCITED) We haven’t lit the fuse yet! Kaboomadiboom!

(CHANTING) Light the fuse! Light the fuse!

When we hit a patch of sweet briar, bear left.

- Okay... - Not a hard left, a soft one.

Then smurf the stream and walk forward three paces...

How much further? My arms are getting tired.

We’re here! It's just behind that bush.

(EXCITED) Hahahaha! At last, they're all mine!

(BOTH) Ouch!

(MAD) You betrayed us. How could you?!

(CONFIDENT) A Smurf’s gotta do what a Smurf’s gotta do.

(EXCITED) Ahahaha! Time to harvest some Smurfs-Aaah!

Haaaiiaaaoouu...Hu!!

(SCARED) Mommy! (YELLING) Ouch!

(SHOCKED) Dozens of smurfs?! Wonderful!

(HAPPY) Present?

I'd rather have you, Smurfs, instead of a present!

(DISGUSTED) Brruah! Your breath smurfs!

Who are you?!

That’s Gargamel, he’s very dangerous!

(SURPRISED) Oh! Papa Smurf is here too!

(SURPRISED) You led Gargamel to... the Mini Jokeys!

(SMUG) Yeah, no joke!

- Haha! - Look! Papa Smurf!

I’d run away if I were you...

Like we’re going to fall for that old trick!

- (ANNOYED) Oh... - HihihiHahahaha!

I warned you...

- (EVIL LAUGH) Aaahahahahaaaa! - Present?

- What a fine crop of Smurfs! - (SCREAMING) Aaaaah!

(EVIL LAUGH) Oh! They're just ripe for the picking! Hahaha!

- (PANICKING) Aaaahhhh! - Into the bag!

(ALL SCREAMING) Aaaaahhhh!!!

(INDISTICT CHATTER)

We have to get to Papa Smurf, and fast! Come on!

(BOTH) One for Smurfs, Smurfs for all!

- (EVIL LAUGH) Hahaha! - Ouch!

(ANGRY) Get back here, you cursed blue imps!

- (MUFFLED CHATTER) - (SHOCKED) What?!

(ALL PANICKING))

(RELIEVED) Oh my little smurfs... Hurry up!

These knots are too tight! I can’t unsmurf them!

It's too dangerous...

This bag is about to explode! You have to get out of here!

(DETERMINED) Not without you!

(ANGRY) What's going on in there?!

- (CONFUSED) Hmm! - Meow!

It doesn't feel normal...

- (EXCITED) Hop on! - What?! Are you crazy?!

Listen, we can either ride this rocket,

or stay here, and have a hundred of your

stupid boxes smurf up in your face!

(CONVINCED) Okay, I see your point...

Azrael, help me!!

- Blblblbl... - Blblblbl... Yohoo!!!

(HAPPY) Time for one last joke!

(YELLING) Minis!

Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!

(SCREAMING) Oooouuuhhh!

(SCREAMING) Aaahhh!

(SCREAMING) Ooooouuuuhhhhh!

Ouch!

- Hoorray!! - Yohoo!!!

(Town chatter)

(Knocking on the door)

(UNAMUSED) Hmm?

A belated birthday gift, Vanity.

- A real one. I promise. - (NOT CONVINCED) Hmm...

- (SURPRISED) Huh? - (GLAD) Hmhm...

(GLAD) Hm!

(SURPRISED) Oh! A hundred mini Vanities!

I love it! Thank you, Jokey.

- For once you didn’t play a joke! - (LAUGHING) Hahaha!