I know you don't go anywhere without your Book of

smurfy Potions volume one, two and three.

I'm your favorite still

not forgetting your retort and your magnifying glass, right?

Come down, Brainy.

The magic convention isn't for three days.

Wait! I almost forgot your weasel word powder.

It should be somewhere around here.

Got it!

(PANTING)

What out!

(Breaking glass)

Are you okay?

I'm fine, Papa Smurf.

And the powder is safe.

(MOAN)

Oh, Brainy!

It looks like you twisted your ankle.

(IMITATING SIRENS)

(Door closing)

Thank you, Doc!

Don't forget the honey!

I hurt my ankle.

(ININTELIGIBLE)

Hi there, Brainy! Feeling better?

Indubitably! Smurfette.

Oh, Brainy. Good to see you again.

Come in.

Nothing can keep me away!

Not even a sprained ankle, right?

Well, with you being hurt now,

I took on a new assistant.

A new assistant?

You're replacing me with monkey?

I was hoping you could train him.

He's a very smart monkey.

Isn't that right, assistant?

Papa Smurf, I...

While you train them

I'm going back to packing, two assistants

just what I need to prepare for the convention.

Stop that immediately.

As Papa Smurf insisted, you have to be as well-behaved as me.

Right?

You better be careful, Brainy!

That monkey is pretty clever.

Yeah, it might even be smarter than you.

Well, he's certainly smarter than you.

Now, where was I?

Ah, yes! You must not be too intimidated by my great wisdom

and the realization that you will never be able to smurf my level

because you are just a monkey, nothing more.

You are simply lower on the evolutionary scale.

There's nothing to be done about it, right?

(Scissors cutting paper)

(Monkey sounds)

Very funny.

Now, first lesson.

Put my bag away.

(Things breaking)

Could one of you to smurf me some orchid brute?

Right away, Papa Smurf.

Just let me, huh?

Well, monkey, that was fast.

Excellent job.

I knew you would make a good assistant.

Keep training him, Brainy!

I'll be back in a moment.

Now, listen to some basic math.

You need to study and memorize these formulas.

(Monkey sounds)

Now, let's see if you

can write the formulas from memory.

I could do it in 2 minutes, but I'll give you five.

Hurry up, Mr Know it all.

The clock's ticking.

(LAUGHS)

I knew it!

You can't even write a simple formula.

Now, let's see if you can at least organize Papa Smurf's lab.

This will be your most important task.

Scissors arranged by size.

Magnifying glass range by magnitude.

Magic powders, smurf by color and potency.

And this here is trilobite.

An extremely explosive powder that you must always smurf with

two hands. Got it?

Now turn around.

(Things moving)

You can look.

Now put everything back in its place.

You have 10 minutes. He'll never make it.

(HUMMING SONG)

Papa Smurf.

Everything alright?

I'm not sure monkey will be able to take care of the lab.

He messed up everything.

Really? He seemed like a promising assistant.

What are you talking about?

Everything looks good.

Oh, you want me to check on the covert?

Careful, Papa Smurf.

Like I said, he isn't very good at...

I've never seen the ingredients so well organized.

Monkey has improved our entire way of working.

Well done!

(Cackle)

(GROANS)

Let's see.

Yes!

I'm cured! Papa Smurf, Papa Smurf!

I'm cured. Huh?

Glad to hear that.

Where are you going?

To the magic convention.

I can't wait to introduce Monkey to the Wizards.

I betcthey'll be jealous of his smart.

Best thing I ever did, making him

my one and only assistant.

You're embarrassing me, Papa Smurf.

(LAUGHS)

(SCREAM)

What a nightmare.

Smurf, I'm better.

And reporting for work.

Huh? Brainy?

Are you sure you're up for it?

Look, my ankle is as good as new.

(MOAN)

I've never seen anyone heal that fast before.

Well, let's get to work.

Lots to Smurf before the convention.

I'm back, so get lost.

Right?

(MOAN)

I know what you're doing,

and I'm on to you.

What was that?

Monkey knocked over this.

Let's keep the noise down.

Turtle tears.

Here you go.

Turtle Tears as you requested.

This isn't what I asked for.

Trilobite poker.

Oh, that's the right one!

Thank you, my assistant.

(Rock music)

What are you smurfing?

I'm just dusting your cap, right?

Sometimes brainy you confound me.

Going to pick some puppies.

I'm leaving you in charge of the lab and no smurfing

the trilobite powder.

(Door closing)

(Sinister music)

I got you now, you sneaky primate

Papa Smurf, I have something to show you.

It's about monkey. Follow me.

Are you certain you saw him

smurf the trilobite powder?

Absolutely, Papa Smurf.

I saw him monkeying around in the street and he had the powder.

There are only acorns in here.

What?

Let's go check the lab!

Oh, there you are.

Did you smurf the trilobite powder.

Liar

Brainy.

Why did you leave your?

The trilobite powder.

What is it doing in your bag?

I don't understand.

Brady, I'm disappointed in you.

If I didn't know any better,

I think you were trying to sabotage Monkey.

I order you to Smurf home right away

and get some rest while we're gone.

What? We?

Monkey is coming to the convention with me.

We'll be back in a week.

(Money sounds)

(Music)

There can be only one.

(Upbeat music)

No!

(Explosion)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

Monkey, you saved me.

Let's run back to the lab.

Oh, my ankle!

Oh, monkey.

You're hurt too? I'm sorry.

I guess we both went a little too far.

Right?

This is out of hand.

Papa Smurf

Huh? That's all I need two

injured assistance and a wrecked laboratory.

How am I supposed to get to the convention?

Don't worry, Papa Smurf.

If Monkey and I work together, we can get the job done.

Right?

Oh, we're so happy to be going

with you to the convention.

Here they are, Chef.

Why are we stopping here, Papa Smurf.

Since you've been acting nuts, it only seems fair that you should

crack all of them.

But Papa Smurf, what about the convention?

No convention for either of you.

(WHISTLE)

As a matter of fact, it'll be a vacation.

Have a nice trip Papa Smurf!

Now get to work you two, the nuts

aren't gonna spare themselves.

(LAUGHS)