(Evil laugh)

(EXCITED) Azrael, I did it! I really did it!

(BORED) Hm...

I'm the greatest sorcerer in the whole world!

(HUMMING)

Check out these diabolical dance moves!

(BORED) Meow!

(SURPRISED) Oh, you don’t believe me, do you?

When will you finally understand your Master is a genius?

Observe carefully: I put the sarsaparilla in...

(Munching)

And when I take it out. All gone!

- See? (LAUGHS) Haha! - (SNIFFS)

(BURPS) (STICKS OUT ITS TONGUE)

(Birds chirping)

(Evil laugh)

Go forth my lovelies!

Eat, eat all the sarsaparilla you can find!

Those Smurfs won’t know what hit them.

And soon, they’ll be mine.

(EVIL LAUGH) Hahaha!

(ANGRY) If you're hungry, why don't you

munch on some Sarsaparilla as well?

Then maybe I'll let you have a Smurf or two for dessert!

Now, remember, we’re here to pick the sarsaparilla,

not to eat it!

Understand, Greedy? I need 3 bushels for the muffins alone!

How many bushels for the upside-down sarsaparilla cake?

Five and not a smidgen less!

Personally, I prefer sarsaparilla flan! (SLURPS)

I like the brownies, cause they’re gooey.

I could smurf them all day long!

(SCREAMS) AAAHHHHH!

- (SHOCKED) Huh?! - (SAD) Hm...

(Ominous music)

(SAD) But... What happened here?

(WORRIED) Let’s not panic. There’s a field over the hill.

(HEAVY BREATHING)

(ALL CONFUSED) Oh!

(ALL DISAPPOINTED) Oh...

(ALL SAD AND WORRIED) Hmm?!

(Crow caws)

(SAD) We need to warn Papa Smurf!

(YELLS) Aaaaahhh! Smurf the alarm!

All the sarsaparilla has disappeared!

- No more sarsaparilla!? - No more sarsaparilla!?

(ALL SHOCKED) What... The... Smurf?!

(KNOCKING) Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf!

Yes? What's going on, Chef?

(WORRIED) It's a smurftastrophe!

All the sarsaparilla is gone!

(SHOCKED) Huh? No more sarsaparilla?

(Explodes)

(CONFUSED) In the whole forest?!

(SAD) I... I’m afraid to say, this the only

sarsaparilla leaf I was able to find.

(SAD) No more sarsaparilla?

Is this some kind of joke?

What are we going to smurf?

Now, don’t panic.

Chef can make his cakes with blueberries instead.

- They're tasty too! - (DISAPPOINTED) Hmm...

(Hammering)

(SINGS) Now that the sarsaparilla has all but gone.

The Smurfs will come to me...

(LAUGHS) Hahaha!

(Whistling)

(Somber trumpet music)

(CRYING)

- (SOBBING) - (SNIFFLING)

(ALL WHIMPERING)

What a smurtastrophe! My poor sarsaparilla!

(CRYING)

(CLEARS HIS THROAT) Sarsaparilla where did you go?

So green, so bright, you smurf my dreams every night.

I’m lost and in despair, since you vanished in thin air.

Though I refuse to mourn your loss,

for I do not miss your taste.

- (SOBS) - Oh, who am I kidding?

I am laid to waste!

(HUMMING SMURF'S THEME)

(EVIL LAUGH) Hohohoo!!

- (SAD) Hm... - (SAD) Present?

(CONFUSED) Hmm?

(Explodes)

- (SAD) I miss sarsaparilla. - (SAD) Me too!

(BOTH START SOBBING)

(SNORES)

Me, I don't like shortages.

(CONFUSED) Huh?

(SNORES)

(SLURPS)

(HAPPY) Wooaahh! Hahaha!!

(JOYFUL) Ha, ha!

Hehehe! Woaaaa...

Hehehe!!

(MUNCHING)

It’s an all-you-can-eat-buffet!

Oh!

Woohooo!

Haha!

- (MUNCHING) - Lazy, what are you smurfing?

- (CONFUSED) Uhh... - That's disgusting.

(CHANTING) Grow, grow! Sarsaparilla! Grow, grow!

(CHANTING) Grow, grow! Sarsaparilla! Grow, grow!

(SUSPICIOUS) Hm... What's going on?

(ANGRY) What are you smurfing out here?

We’re sacrificing Dimwitty to the sarsaparilla spirits!

(SHOCKED) What??!! Grrr...

He said it's okay!

Yeah, it's okay.

There will be no sacrifices! Go to lunch now!

(DISAPPOINTED) Hmm...

You too, Dimwitty...

(SHOCKED) Oh!

(SINGING) Lalalalala! Grow, grow, sarsaparilla!

Grow in my garden, wohoo!

(DESPERATE) Who needs sarsaparilla when you have...

Lovely blueberries...

We had that yesterday!

And the day before!

And the day before the day before!

(CRYING) Come on! I’m smurfing my best here!

(CHANTING) We want sarsaparilla! We want sarsaparilla!

(JOINING) We want sarsaparilla! We want sarsaparilla!

(CHANTING) We want sarsaparilla! We want sarsapa...

Don't give up hope, my little Smurfs.

I know it’s difficult. I feel your pain.

But Hefty and I...

- And don’t forget me! - (SHOCKED) Huh?

- Hehe! - Sorry, Forgotten Smurf.

We're going to search for another sarsaparilla field.

And I promise you, we’ll find one!

(EXCITED) WOW! Let's hear it for Papa Smurf!

HIPIP! HURRAY! HIPIP! HURRAY!

(Caws)

(Heroic music)

Haha! You didn't expect this, did you, Azrael?

(UNBOTHERED) Meow.

Now that the smurfs are out of sarsaparilla,

they're bound to come looking for some here.

And then, we'll trap them!

Hahaha! OUCH!!

(IN PAIN) Huhu! Mommy, that hurts! Ohh!!

(SAD) Without sarsaparilla, I've lost my love of cooking.

And me, my love of joking...

Do you really think that something

smurfed all the sarsaparilla?

Yeah, I'm afraid so.

There's nothing left, right?

- (EATING OUT LOUD) - (CONFUSED) Huh?

Wait a sec...

I’m pretty sure Greedy has a secret stash somewhere.

- (ANGRY) Grrr... - (HUMMING) Lalalala...

(CONFUSED) What are you looking at?

(Animated music)

Look, Papa Smurf! Down there!

You’re right! It’s a sarsaparilla field.

And it seems untouched!

(SLURP) Let’s get closer!

(SHOCKED) Wait!... Holy Smurf! Look where it is!

(ALL GASP) Huh! Gargamel's hovel!

(EVIL LAUGH) Hahaha!

I bet you those are Smurfs, Azrael.

And they’ve just spotted my lush,

tasty field of sarsaparilla!

- Oh happy day!! - Meow...

- Meow! - (SHOCKED) Oh?!

What are they doing?

(YELLS) Hey! The sarsaparilla is here!

(YELLS) Come back!

- Weow... - (YELLS) Come baaaack!

Hmmm. No matter!

That gives me time to add some more of my traps.

OUCH! Aaaah!

Azrael, help me, you good-for-nothing!

We have ways of making you talk, Greedy.

Talk about what?

Now, you can make this easier for everyone

if you just come clean.

Where did you hide the sarsaparilla stash?

Stash? I..I don’t have a stash! Honest!

I’m sorry, Greedy, you leave us no choice.

No, no, not the feather!!!

HooHahahohohah...

We can smurf this all day!

Okay, okay, I have a secret stash!

But it's empty, I SWEAR!!!

(SHOCKED) Huh?!

What's going on here? Hmm?

Eh... We're just having fun.

Well, we found a new field of sarsaparilla!

(EXCITED) Yeah!!!

But it’s right next to Gargamel’s hovel!

(DISAPPOINTED) Awwhhh...

Something seems fishy.

Chef, let me see that sarsaparilla leaf you found.

Hmmm. Look at this edge!

This is a caterpillar bite!

I knew it! Gargamel's enchanted

caterpillars to smurf all the sarsaparilla,

so we’d go harvest his patch, allowing him to trap us.

Your powers of deduction are excellent as always, Papa Smurf.

But what do we do now?

A little surprise of our own! (DIABOLICAL SMILE)

(FOCUSED) Hmm...

- (SATISFIED) Aha! - Ohhhh...

Time to smurf some carpentry!

Meoww...

Patience, you fleabag!

Those blasted gnomes will soon be here, I'm sure.

- (SMURFS SCREAM) - Hear that!?

Those are the traps!

They’re working! I'm a genius!

(EVIL LAUGH) Hahahaha!

Meow.

(SHOCKED) You don’t think my plan was brilliant, eh?

Then how do you explain how I caught this Smurf?

(SCREAMS) What!?

A fake smurf! No! This can’t be!

(PANICKED) No no! Hh-NOOO! No no nooo!

They're all wooden smurfs!

(SOBBING) I don't believe it!

(WAILS)

Okay, Jokey! Open the box!

(MOANING) But it was the perfect plan...

It's so unfair. (SOBBING)

I studied, I planned, I thought of everything...

(CURIOUS) Huh?

Huh?! Err, what's that? Aaah!

(ANGRY) Huh?!

What's happening to my furniture?

What?! Blue caterpillars?

Hu? Haaa!! Aaaaa!! No! nooooooo...

I hate those smurfs! I hate them!

Haha, he got what he deserved!

Now remember, we're here to pick

thesarsaparilla, not to eat it!

Are you listening to me?

(CHEWING) Huh?

Oh! Papa Smurf, say something!

- Yes! Chef is right! - But...