Mm hm.

Oh.

Hey.

Aghhhh!

(Music)

Aghhh!

Dimwitty. You scared me.

What are you, smurfing out so early?

- Fishing.

- At dawn?

Yeah, for wild carrots.

And what are you smurfing at Papa Smurf's laboratory?

- I'll only tell you if you promise not to breathe a word.

- Hmm.

- I found a zit on my Smurf.

- I can't see it.

- So I borrowed an anti pimple ointment from Papa Smurf.

- Remember, it's our secret.

- Okay. Can I have some carrot juice?

- Well, sure.

Let's go.

- Carrot juice.

- Oh, I can't wait.

Smurf me the ointment.

- No, the ointment.

- Here. Yeah.

I can't trust you to do anything.

Oh, no. I hope I didn't smurf too much of it.

Do I look okay?

- You look fine.

Aghhh!

- For a lizard.

Well, this is unexpected.

Oh, vanity.

You shouldn't have smurfed that ointment without my permission.

You have to fix it.

Papa Smurf. I need to be my handsome self again.

This is a complicated problem, Vanity.

It might take me some time to Smurf.

Go home. Be patient.

Learn how to live like a lizard for a little while.

Vanity has been smurfed into a lizard.

Look. There he is.

- Whoa. What a Smurf.

Well, I like it better this way.

- Pink it's definitely your color?

- How does it feel to be a lizard?

- Why do you feel like.

- Do they itch?

Ooh, they're bumpy and prickly.

And smoothie.

- Vanity is a lizard! Vanity is a lizard!

Hey, we'll call you Van-zilla!

(ALL) Vanity is a lizard!

- Leave me alone.

Hmm. - Hey, Vanity.

Maybe we could enter you into a beauty contest for reptiles.

- Why don't you smurf it Jokey?

(BOTH) Fire!

(Alarm)

Have no fear. Fire brigade on the way.

Where's the fire?

- They're on the roof.

Stop.

How dare you all make fun of Vanity in such a difficult moment.

You should be ashamed.

Come with me, Vanity.

It'll be all right.

(Soft music)

Oh, don't you mind them.

You're still you underneath all these scales.

And you're... Ouch!

Thick, smurfy, Clammy skin.

Boy, I wish my skin was like yours.

No, you don't.

I'm an ugly monster now.

Oh, stop it. You're still the wonderful Smurf you've always been.

Beauty isn't just skin deep, you know?

It's what's inside that counts.

Hey, Dino-Smurf!

- I always thought that was nonsense.

Well, it's not. You're the most handsome lizard I've ever seen.

Now I want you to repeat after me.

I am beautiful.

Inside and out.

Huh? Go on.

I am beautiful inside and...

Can't hear you...

I am beautiful inside and out.

I am beautiful inside and out.

I am beautiful inside and out.

Now let's go have dinner.

Hmm. You'd better all be nice to Vanity.

Yes, Smurfette!

He's so pink.

- Hahaha.

Here, Smurf some of these.

Hahahahaha.

I can't do it.

Uh, who was that?

Try that again, Vanity.

Really? It's not very elegant.

- No, it's better than elegant.

It's Smurftacular.

Do it again!

Yeah?

- Okay. If you say so.

Here it goes!

(BRAINY) Ahh!

- You can call me Brainy Lizard.

Owwww.

Hahahaha.

Hey, vanity!

Let's see if you can knock this stuff off the table.

Awesome!

- Gang. I've got some very bad news.

I'm all out of wood, so we can't roast marshmallows tonight.

(ALL) Oh, no!

All right. Perhaps I can help.

Hey, hey!

(ALL) Hip, hip, hooray!

That wasn't such a terrible day, was it?

Oh, I suppose not.

Well, gotta go. See you tomorrow.

(Soft music)

(Snoring)

Vanity. Are you there?

Where is he?

Ha ha ha.

Hey, you. You're in better spirits today.

Well, I have to say, I had the best sleep of my life.

One always has to smurf on the bright side of things.

And think of all the time I'm saving by not having to tweeze my

eyebrows.

Aye, aye, aye.

Me, I don't like eyebrows.

Vanity. I need you to lightly smurf the top of this creme brulée.

Can you do it?

A little sugar and it'll be smurfy.

Would you please go?

Yeaaaaaa!

Aghhhhh!

Oh, oh!

Vanity destroyed all my presents!

- It's a Smurftastrophe.

- Yeah, he's right. This is all your fault.

- You and that stupid flame of yours.

Yeah.

Watch where you're smurfing.

- You could have burned the whole village down.

- Yeah. That was so reckless.

- You've all got some nerve accusing him when it was you.

Who asked him for the flames.

That's what you get.

Hmm.

Huh?

(SOBS)

What? Leave me alone.

Vanity!

Vanity!

Vanity!

We have to find him Hefty.

He might look like a lizard, but he's not a real one.

He won't survive one night in the forest.

What will he eat?

Where will he Sleep?

We'll find him, Smurfette.

Huh?

Oh, there he is.

Vanity, come back.

Huh?

Meow!

Azrael. Did I just hear Smurf?

Vanity. Stop being such a brat.

Ha!

We're here to help little buddy.

Get him, Smurfette!

Gotcha, Vanity!

Now stop being such a smurfy lizard !

Wait a second. This isn't vanity.

He's not wearing his flower.

It's a real lizard. Agggh!

Watch out, Smurfette.

Ha ha ha.

Smurfs!

Ha ha. Keep your paws off, fleabag.

Oh. What's a good day?

No, a great day.

Two smurfs for the price of one.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

La la la la la la la la la la.

You're going to regret this, Gargamel.

Oh, really?

And why is that?

Because when I get out of here, you're going to be smurfy sorry.

Ha ha ha ha. It's the little itsy bitsy smurf trying to scare the

great Gargamel once again?

In your dreams.

Here, have a carrot and eat it slowly.

It'll be your last.

Ha ha ha. Now, where was I with that formula

for the Philosopher's Stone.

Huh? Oh, be quiet, Azrael.

It's just a lizard.

Meow!

One step closer, kitty and you are toast.

Meow!

Now it's Gargamel's turn.

Oh, my God!

Water. I need water!

Let's smurf out of here and get back to the village.

Ahhhhh....Oh!

Ok, baby, ok, calm down.

- Oh, Vanity.

How we missed you.

- We were worried about you out there in the forest alone.

- But the forest is my friend now that I'm a wild animal, I'm

beginning to smurf the beauty of being a lizard.

So I guess you won't be needing this antidote,

Huh? Are you smurfing me?

Give me that.

(GULPS)

Huh? Oh, don't worry.

I can fix this. I'll be back.

What is it?

- What's wrong? Huh?