(Upbeat music)

(Suspenseful music)

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(Sinister music)

Ha, ha, ha!

You? A sorcerer? Take a look in the mirror.

You're not even capable of catching

a single one of those stupid Smurfs.

That's not true, Mummy. I've caught plenty,

but those cursed gnomes always manage to escape.

One day, I'll come up with the ultimate spell that...

Start by picking some mandrakes

for my slug soup.

I'll come get them tonight.

And don't disappoint me this time.

Me? Not a sorcerer?

Are you talking to me, you old fuzzle?

M-M-M-Mummy?

(MEOWS SOFTLY)

Azrael, you scared me, you imbecile.

I should lock you up in that wardrobe

for the entire day.

Hmm.(YELPS)

Lock you up.

(CACKLES)

(Bird chirping)

Come here, little buddy. Come here!

(LAUGHING)

Huh?

Ooh. (LAUGHS)

Huh?

What's a wardrobe doing here?

Huh?

(Magical Chime)

(YELPS)

(DRAMATIC MUSIC)

Now listen carefully, Vanity.

The thing about mushrooms is that you have to be careful.

If you mistake a cortinarius for an amanita phalloides,

then I'd say... hmm?

There's no point being falsely modest.

I am the most smurftacular Smurf in the village.

Excuse me. Do tell me if I'm boring you.

You'll wear your mirror out

if you keep looking at yourself.

Huh?

Would you look at that?

What's this wardrobe smurfing here?

Brainy, is that you?

It's me, Blossom. I'm locked inside.

Let me out!

(LAUGHS)

Leave it to a girl to get into

a ridiculous situation like this, right?

Very funny.

Smurf me out of here, but careful that...

Save your advice.

Don't forget I'm the smartest Smurf.

After Papa Smurf, of course.

No, don't look at the...

Aghhhhh!

Mirror.

Brainy!

Brainy, where are you?

Huh? What is that wardrobe smurfing there?

That's one big mirror!

No! Close your eyes!

Don't look. It's a trap!

Brainy, is that you?

We're trapped in here.

Please don't look into the mirror.

But why wouldn't I admire my beautiful reflection?

Don't smurf any closer.

Come here and open the door,

but whatever you do, don't look in the mirror.

It's locked. Oh, no!

(BOTH) What?

I smurfed a nail.

(BOTH GRUNT)

Come on. You can do it.

(YELPS)

Charge!

(Clattering)

(BOTH GRUNT)

What are you smurfing? Where are we?

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Desperate measures?

(BOTH SCREAMING)

I won't lie to you.

That hurt a little.

And we're still stuck.

I can't do this on my own.

I'll go smurf some help in the village.

Okay, but come back quickly, all right?

'Cause, uh, I need to, uh, pee.

(Engine)

Hang in there, guys.

We'll get you back to the village.

Leave this to the pros, Vanity.

You're so vain, you're bound to look in the mirror.

(CHUCKLES)

(GRUNTS)

Wait! Be careful.

There. A job well done.

So who's the Smurf with the biggest biceps?

(Magical chime)

Oh!

(ALL GROANING)

Yes. All biceps and no brains.

Hmm.

Where is that wardrobe?

Help me find it instead of sitting there gawking.

(WHISTLING)

Hm?

(Whistling) (Engine)

(CACKLES)

My magic wardrobe must be full of Smurfs.

(GASPS) Gargamel!

Huh? Okay, Smurfs, hold on tight.

(ALL SCREAM)

Hey, come back!

(Tires squealing)

(PANTING)

(YOWLS) Oh, my poor heart!

Oh, get them, Azrael.

Oh, those cursed Smurfs will be the end of me.

Ah, here's a shortcut.

Watch out!

Azrael! Go right!

Ah!

Your other right!

Smurf me that mirror.

No, not my mirror! It's fragile.

(WHIMPERING)

(MEOWS)

Storm to the rescue!

Hey there, Smurfs. Are you smurfing house?

Storm, you're just in time.

I'm looking for Blossom.

That smurfy brain must've gotten lost in the forest

while chasing a butterfly.

I am not a smurfy brain.

And anyway, it was a rabbit.

We'll explain later.

We've got bigger problems for now.

And don't look in the mirror,

or else, woosh! You get sucked in.

Yuh-oh.Ah-ha!

ALL: Gargamel!

(PANTING) Huh?

Come back here, you blasted gnomes!

Step on it, Farmer!

(SPLUTTERING)

(GROWLS)

Ahh!

(ALL GRUNTING)

Oh, no, no, no, no! Whoa!

Uh-oh.

(SCREAMS)

(LAUGHS) No!

(ALL SCREAMING)

This time, we're done for!

(Magical chime)

Huh?

(Magical chime)

Vanity, cover your eyes!

I must look terrible.

And to think I can't even look in the mirror I'm lying on.

The fresh air will do your complexion good, Vanity.

I'm sure of it.

And you can barely see the rings around your eyes.

(SMACK)Ouch!

Oh, I must look terrible!

Huh?

(ALL) No!

What's the point of living

if I can't look at myself?

Why is it wet in here?

Well, Smurfs, we're gonna drown.

Sorry, that was me.

I couldn't hold it any longer.Yuck.

Gargamel.

Hmm? Mmm.

Oh, look, Azrael!

Home delivery.

Is anyone home?

(ALL) Uh, nope.

No?

How strange. It's so heavy.

(ALL SHOUTING)

What a delicious sound.

What divine news!

(LAUGHS) Mummy!

Mummy, I've got a surprise for you!

(SHUDDERING)

(ALL SHOUTING) Hah!

(ALL SHOUTING) Ah!

(ALL SHOUTING) Ah! Ah!

(ALL SHOUTING) Hee!

(GIGGLES)

Playing with a moo box, are we?

Is this your surprise?

I'm going to prove to you that I'm a true wizard.

This little key opens the door to a big surprise.

(CHUCKLES)

So, Gargamel,

are you trying to impress your Mummy?

Hmm?

Oh, what a horrible pimple on your nose.

I've never seen one so ugly.

Do you really think

I'm going to fall for that little trick?

Hmm?

Where did he go?

Behind you, stupid.

Ta-da!

(YOWLS)

It's getting kinda cramped in here.

(ROARS)

Come here!

Huh?

(Laughs)

Ugh.

Oh, they're so terrified of you.

(Giggles)

Ahh!

(Magical chime)

(ALL GROANING)

(Lock clicks)

(ALL SHOUT)

(YOWLS) Oof!

(ALL YELPING)

Ahh! Huh?

(COUGHING)

Why am I not surprised?

And you call yourself a wizard?

Hmph.

(DOOR SLAMS)

(GROANS)

Now, Gargamel, you should know

that being too obsessed with your looks

is both vain and pointless.

(ALL LAUGH)

Now, where's my mirror?