(upbeat music)

(suspenseful music)

-(evil laughter)

-(snarls)

-# La-la, la-la-la-la #

# La-la-la, la-la #

# La-la, la-la-la-la #

# La-la-la, la-la ##

Let me go!

This is outrageous. Huh?

You can't just abduct me.

Duh, this how ogres date.

Well, I'm not an ogre, and I will not stay here.

-(straining) -No, you stay in there.

You mine now.

We live happily ever after.

(chuckles) (groans)

Hmm? You... you crying?

No. Uh, I mean, oh, yes.

(sobbing)

No, don't cry.

I... I make you happy.

(chuckles) Good chocolates...

filled with earthworms. Bleh! Disgusting.

Hmm? Hmm.

(wailing dramatically)

Why you cry?

I want to be free!

No. Stay with me.

Wait.

Ah.

Oof. (grunts)

Look.

Me like a walrus with two big teeth.

(giggles)

Rabbit.

Life with Big Mouth funny.

(giggles) Duh, what am I doing?

I need to smurf out of here.

(panting)

I can't breathe in this cage!

This not good.

(panting)

Oh, that's much better.

Oh, look, there's that purple unicorn again!

Huh?

(exciting music)

(yelps) Ugh.

No fool me twice.

Hm.

(sighs)

(bright music)

Okay.

So we'll fly straight to Big Mouth's tower,

rescue Smurfette, then fly back with her.

Hey, going somewhere? Huh?

Um, we're going on a test run with these new jet packs.

This wouldn't have anything to do with Smurfette

and Big Mouth, would it?

I can't find them anywhere.

Uh, really?

Maybe they went for a stroll.

Oh, yeah. Uh, by the dam.

Yes, by the dam.

Mm-hmm. Okay.

I'll go look for them there, then.

Phew, that was close.

If he finds out that Smurfette has been kidnapped by Big Mouth,

he might hurt himself again.

I knew it! I'm coming with you.

-Let's go! Whoa!

Wait for me! (whimpers)

Gotcha.

(growls)

Oof. Ow!

That's cheating!

Ah-ha!

Let me out of here!

Big Mouth make yummy supper for Smurfette.

I wish to inform you that I refuse to dine with you.

(stomach grumbling) Hmm?

You hungry?

Yes.

Oh, okay. Me trust you.

Hmm, look at this place. It's a mess.

Mess?

There's food everywhere.

And are those old slippers on the floor?

When were they last laundered?

Uh, slippers need washing?

(groans)

There are chicken bones under the table?

Ugh! Go get a broom this instant!

Uh, I got a broom.

Where is it?

There!

Huh?

(exciting music)

Uh, I'm okay.

Me fix broom.

There, there.

Big Mouth ready.

Okay. First, sweep up those chicken bones.

Mm-hmm.

(coughs)

And polish your cauldron, for smurf's sake.

(squeaking)

Hmm.

(exciting music)

Hm? (yelps)

Where you going?

Uh, nowhere.

I was just getting a, uh,

exercise ball. (giggles)

Whoa!

Ah!

(yelping)

Okay, we smurf it over our heads and run in place.

(panting)

Oh, my. I lost it. I'll get it back.

Look, no hands.

(chuckles)

Wow, you're pretty good at this.

Yeah.

And Big Mouth taekwondo champion, too.

Really? That's amazing.

Me show you.

(grunting)

Big Mouth have many talents.

Hmm.

(sighs)

(slurps)

Thank you for that delicious dinner.

I never knew you could make a stew out of tree bark.

(loud belch) Ugh.

Big Mouth, I know you care for me.

Big Mouth love Smurfette.

And I'm so incredibly flattered,

but I just don't think it can work between us.

You understand that, don't you?

(giggles) Huh? No.

Oh. Uh, well, it's because...

it's not you, it's me.

I get really cranky, and I'm a control freak.

Ask anyone.

And, well, uh, I'm a free spirit.

I can't ever settle down.

I'm free, free, free, free, free, free!

Well, I wish I were right now.

Me free spirit, too!

(laughs) Free, free!

(crash)

Ta-da.

Yes, but you're a big free spirit,

and I'm a small one.

Yes, that's it.

You're big, and I'm tiny, tiny, tiny.

We're so different, see?

Different, yes.

You small.

Me big.

Uh, are you crying?

(gentle emotional music)

I didn't know ogres cried.

No! Big Mouth no cry!

Big Mouth angry!

It no fair you too small!

(screams)

It's okay. We can find a solution.

Size isn't everything, right?

(wolf howling)

Sleep now.

Uh, really?

Jeez, I don't think I'm sleepy just yet.

Me sleep. You, too.

Pretty hair.

(yawns)

Ugh, bleh!

When did you last brush your teeth?

Huh? Brush what?

(bold adventurous music)

Should we go in through the window, Papa Smurf?

Watch out! Oof!

(all screaming)

(all grunt)

-Ugh, sorry.

Hmm, not as much as I am.

We'll go in through the door.

(snoring)

Psst! Smurfette!

Are you okay?

Yes, but I'm stuck.

I'll save you.

(grunting)

Uh, hmm.

But I have an idea that might work.

Big Mouth is upset that I'm small.

So I was thinking...

(whispers)

Hmm, that's a smurfy idea.

Ready, Brainy? Yeah.

Handy, if I don't come back,

take good care of my smurfway.

Shh, just do it.

Yes, right away, Papa Smurf.

(rocket whooshes)

Let's hope he doesn't mess this up.

(snoring)

(gulps)

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty.

(yowls) Ah!

(meowing angrily)

Ah! (loud clank)

(whimpers)

(rocket whooshes)

(meows)

Now, Hefty.

Hmm.

-(yowls)

End of phase one.

Now let's smurf to phase two.

(snoring)

(grunts)

-Got it.

Hmm. Oof.

(muttering) Sorry.

Humph.

Oh, what do you mean,

there's no more chocolate ice cream?

Oh, what a shame.

(snores) I hope he doesn't wake up.

I'll handle this.

Well, then, do you have any pistachio?

Of course, we have pistachio. And there's whipped cream, too.

Ah. Ah, cream, yes.

Whipped cream.

(snoring)

(all) Phew!

Okay, Handy, get the glue.

(snoring)

Big Mouth, wake up! Wake up!

Uh? What? What wrong?

Nothing, my, uh, sweetie pie.

But I have a brilliant idea on how we can stay together.

Yeah? Forever? Forever.

We just need to see a powerful wizard.

Will you take me there?

Yippee!

Pretty Hair stay with me forever.

(laughs)

Big Mouth so happy!

Right on time.

Get ready, my little Smurfs.

(laughing)

Shh, we mustn't make too much noise.

Shh. (laughs)

So as I said, I'm going to go inside

and ask the wizard to make me big and tall, just like you.

And then we'll live happily ever after, okay?

(laughs) Okay.

Don't go away.

(sneaky music)

Hefty, do it.

(grunts)

Ouch!

Hey, who did that?

Smurfs?

No one escapes from the great Gargamel!

(laughs)

Huh?

My Smurfette, big and tall!

(laughs)

(romantic music)

(laughs)

Huh?

Big Mouth love Smurfette! (grunting)

(giggles)

Let me go, you oaf!

Maybe we should leave the lovebirds alone.

Yeah, they do look incredibly happy.

(Smurfs giggling)

Put me down!

(laughs) Oh, pretty hair.

Stop slobbering on me, you stupid creature.

(yells) (laughs)