(Calm music)

(Thunders)

Papa Smurf always says blueberries are a superfood.

What in the smurf is that supposed to mean?

I have no idea, Blossom.

But if Papa Smurf says it, it must be right. Right?

Well, Brainy, maybe you should try thinking for yourself.

And anyway, all foods are superfoods.

Except maybe Brussels sprouts. There's something about...

- (RELIEVED) - (MUTED SPEAKING)

That's much better.

Papa Smurf was right.

Blueberries really are a superfood.

Especially for smurfing your ears.

(Loud thunder)

What was that?!

Sounded like thunder.

Let's smurf back to the village before the storm hits.

(YELLS) Azrael?!

Gargamel!

Azrael!

Where is that stupid cat?

Azrael! We need to get home.

You know how I hate the rain. It makes my hair so frizzy.

(RELIEVED) Whew. That was close!

As he walked by, I thought I was going to sneeze,

so I pinched my fingers together to stop...

Let's smurf out of here!

(Engine starts)

Hehehe! This smurfway is so much fun.

- MEOWW!! - (BOTH) Azrael!!

(HISSES)

MEEEOOOWWW.

(WORRIED) Ooohhh...

- (SURPRISED) Huh? SMURFS! - (BOTH SCARED) Aaaahhh!

(EVIL LAUGH) Haha!!

- MEOW!! - (SCREAMING) Aaaaahhh!!

Where did they go?

AHHHHH!

Get off me, you moronic cat.

(RELIEVED) Hahaha!

Can't you see they're escaping?

Now I've got you.

(SCARED) Woooaaa...

(Loud thunders)

Whew... That was close.

(Thunder)

(Electrified)

(TERRIFIED) Aaaaaaaahhhh!!!

(SCARED) Wooaaaaaahh!!

(BOTH YELLING) Wooaaaaaahh!!

(Blast)

(Sizzle)

(Thunders)

No, no, no!

Why do those blasted smurfs always get away?!

(SCREAMING) Woooowooowooo! Blblblblblbl!

- Woooaaaa! Aaaaahhhh! - Aaaaaaaahhh!

(Thunder)

(SCREAMING) Aaaaaahhh!

Ouch...

Huh? What happened?

And where is Gargamel?

Maybe he got roasted?

Oh, no! My precious smurfway.

It's broken.

My beloved Smurfway.

(Bell)

Uh, Brainy, I know you love your Smurfway,

but we'd better get back to your village.

The storm is coming

and the sky is like a really, really weird color.

Yeah, it's super bizarre-looking, right?

(Music)

Uh oh...

What's wrong?

The village. It should be right here!

I don't understand.

Maybe we took a wrong turn.

Our natural compasses might have shifted a bit

when we smurfed into that tree.

And, you know, then it gets so...

(MAD) I never get lost!

(Meowing)

Azrael!!

(GROWLING) Grrr, grrrrr...

Being chased by a rabbit?

That's weird.

- MEOW!! - GRRRR!!

Uuuhhh... Okay.

That was strange, right?

Something is awfully wrong with this picture.

Oh, hello, beautiful butterfly.

How are you this fine...? Ouch!

Ouuhhh. It bit me!

Butterflies don't bite, Blossom.

Oh yeah? Mhm!

Okay. That's crazy weird.

Can we smurf out of here now?

I'm getting the creeps.

(Calm music)

Aha! Finally!

Hahahaha!

See? I told you, I never get lost.

It looks like the storm caused a lot of damage here.

It's awfully quiet. Where is everyone?

Oh, look! There's Smurfette!

Hey!

Ha, ha!

Ooh. Why is she grey?

She's not the only one!

Hey, Pluffette,

I see you're wasting your time pluffing your roses again.

Yeah, well, here's a bouquet of thorns

just for you, Hefty Pluff.

- Ouch. - Ha ha ha ha.

- Ouch!! - Sorry. Ha ha ha!

Hey! Come back!

Brainy, tell me we're both asleep

and having a crazy nightmare.

I wish I could.

(WHISPERS) Let's get to the bottom of this.

Here's a gift for you, Vanity Pluff.

(EVIL) Hahaha!

(Crash)

Ouch!

That's not even funny.

Hihihihi.

I've pluffed a cake. Just for you.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Yeeehaaww!!

Hohoho, that tickles.

(Laughing)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Come back here.

Wait till I pluff you.

Hahaha!!

What happened here?

I don't know. But I don't recognize our village anymore.

I'll bet Gargamel put a curse on everyone.

We've got to find Papa Smurf.

But he's probably under a spell, too.

All right! Then we have to find a spell book. Right?

Papa Smurf always says if you have a question,

smurf the answer in a book.

Sure. But how do we get past the others?

We don't exactly fit in here.

(Music)

Let's smurf ourselves gray!

Uuhhh... Gray isn't really my color.

Hahaha! Don't forget your armpits.

Hahaha! That tickles.

Now, time for action.

All clear. Let's go.

(Crying)

Don't eat me. Don't eat me.

This is a nightmare.

Oh, I taste terrible. You don't want to roast me.

You're right. We'll boil you.

(Evil laughter)

We have to help him.

Help big mouth? I don't think so.

Let's just smurf that spellbook?

(SHOCKED) Oh!!

Oh, hey, Blossom... Pluf.

What a nice... Surprise.

Who are you? And why do you look like me?

I'm your long-lost...

Cousin's half-sister, once removed.

Oh, really? That's simply amazing.

I mean, that is truly incredible news.

It is, right?

Yes!! Because I don't have any cousins!

Plufs! Intruders!

Come on, let's run.

(YELLS) Get theeeeem!!

(Smurfs yelling)

(Smurfs yelling)

(SCREAMS) Aaaaaahhh!!

Quick! The spell book!

The door won't hold for long.

Where's Papa Smurf's spellbook?!

Hurry up, Brainy!

It must be somewhere around here.

What do you think you're doing?

Papa Smurf!

Papa Smurf, you too?

What do you want this time?

Papa Smurf. It's me, Brainy.

You're under an evil spell. But I can help.

(Crash)

If you're Brainy, then who am I?

Eh... Sorry.

Holy Pluff! One of you is more than enough.

Who are these intruders, Papa Pluff?

Let's see here.

(Dramatic music)

They're blue?

How weird!

I'd hate to be blue.

So ugly, right?

And so mundane.

Me? I kind of like blue.

Of course we're blue.

Smurfs have always been blue.

Smurfs? What a stupid name!

(ALL LAUGH) Hahahahahahaha!

I don't see what's so funny.

Wanna see something funny? How about this?

Hey, my glasses!

Over here.

Hey, give them back.

Now they're here.

(ALL LAUGH) Hahahahahahaha!

What are you doing? That's not nice.

He can't see a thing. Can you?

Ouch!

(ALL LAUGH) Hahahahahahaha!

Stop that! He's going to hurt himself.

Get a load of her.

She's such a pluff in the mud.

What should we do with them, Papa Puff?

Pluff them in the cell for now.

We'll deal with them later.

And don't even think about escaping.

You can't imagine what we pluffed

to the last prisoner who tried.

Dimwitty Pluff, you're in charge of the two prisoners, okay?

If they try to pluff, you don't listen to a word they say.

Okey dokey.

Brainy. I never told you, but I'm kind of claustrophobic.

I get a chill over.

My heartbeat increases, my palms sweat, I start pacing.

I fidget, I talk non-stop, and I generally... Freak out!!

Let me out of here!! (CRYING)

Don't scream...

That'd only make them angry.

Who's there? Show yourself.

(Dramatic music)

What?! Gargamel?!?

(Tense music)