(Alarm bell)

HELP! HELP! Brainy’s in trouble!

(Alarm clock)

(SCREAMING) Have no fear!

(SCREAMING) Fire Brigade on the way!

(Fire truck siren)

(SCREAMING)

(Fire truck brakes)

Uuuh... Which way?

(Smurf hums)

(Fire truck sirens)

(Snoring)

(Smurfs screams)

(Horn)

(Fire truck bell)

(Smurf exclaims)

(Smurfs gasp)

(Fire truck brakes)

Listen, you can’t eat me, right?

I’m the most important Smurf.

After Papa Smurf, of course...

- What in the w... - (Exclaims)

- (Confused) What's going on!? - (Smurf hums)

Brainy was lecturing this snake and it smurfed him whole!

You can't really blame it.

Ready, Dimwitty?

Rescue operation in 3...

2... 1...

(Crash)

- (Hurt noises) - Where's the fire?

Hey, who turned out the lights?

Ouch, Dimwitty, watch where you’re smurfing your feet!

Don't panic, guys! Hefty is here!

- Ouch!

(Heroic music)

(Birds)

(Confidently) I got this, Hefty.

No offense, Smurfette.

But if I couldn't get its jaws open, then no one can!

(Action music)

(Screams)

Woah!

(Sounds in pain)

(slithers away)

- (snake rattles) - Namaste.

(Peaceful music)

(sighs in relief)

Where did you learn to do that!?

I read "10 lessons of Smurf-Fu".

I thought it was high time I learned to defend myself.

- (excited) Teach me! - I wanna learn!

- Me too!

(all excitedly) Teach us Smurfette!

Well, not just any Smurf can learn.

It takes real discipline and commitment.

- Please Smurfette!

- (In pain) Ouch! - We’re disciplined!

You really, really wanna learn?

Oh Yesss!

You bet!

That'd be smurfy!

Very well then, class starts... ...now!

(Animated music)

(Great effort) Gnnnnnnn!

- Oh, thank you! - (Surprised) Hey!

- You can't do that! - (questioning)

What if you were alone in the forest? What would you do then?

But we're never alone in the forest!

But what if you were?

(Hums questioning)

(Harp)

(Military drums)

- Now it's time to practice how to defend yourselves,

alone in the forest! That’s what Smurf-Fu - is all about!

We'll start with the "Du Li bu"!

"The Heron pose... Hunted down by a bunch of bears!

That - are late for dinner"

- (Struggling) Oh!

Put your leg higher, Clumsy!

(Proudly) Aha!

Look at me, I did it!

I'm the best... (Exclaims) Ah!

(Hums)

(Disappointed sigh)

- Holy Smurfs, it’s hard! - (Defeated sighs)

(Excited) Hey Smurfette, do you know the "box pose"?

(Ticking noise)

- Me, I don't know it! - (Content) Heh.

(Explosion)

-(Shocked) Oh! - (Laughs)

Guys! Smurf-Fu needs perseverance, mental fortitude.

And discipline! Jokey you're out!

(sigh) Smurf-Fu is no fun at all!

Okay. Let's try the horse rider posture.

Mabu!

Look at Farmer: superb self-control!

(Fart)

Uh! Farmer, out!

(Disappointed sigh)

(Intense music)

Hey you little slacker! I said: on your own!

Out!

(Embarrassed laughter)

(Shocked) Huh?

(Laughing)

Och! (Crashes)

(Whimpering)

Now let's apply what we've learned!

- Okay Handy let's go! - (Bored) Aha.

(Screams) Yeah!

(Screams) Ha!

(Crickets)

Scaredy... You're up!

(Scared hums)

(Screams) Aaaaaaah!

(Screams) Ouaaah!

- (Screams) Aaaaaaah! - (hums)

Next!

(Action music)

(Screams) Aaaaaaaaaah!

Next!

(Scared) Friends! Help!

(All) One for Smurfs and Smurfs for all!

(Hitting and banging)

(Happy) Hey, we did it!

(Disappointed) But guys, I said: on your own.

Can we take a break? I'm smurfed.

If you want to survive out there,

there’s no getting tired. (Angrily) Ever!

If you don't want to learn, (SCREAMING)- just quit!

Okay then.

Anyway, I'm starving. See you later!

- Bye! - Later!

I don't like Smurf-Fu.

(Sad music)

(Hum) Smurfette? Are you okay?

I'm worried about the others.

They should persevere and stop thinking

somebody's always going to be there to help them out.

Well, usually somebody else is there to help us out!

We’re Smurfs! One for Smurfs, - Smurfs for all!

I disagree. You can never be too prepared.

Why has everyone gone soft?

She didn't give us a chance!

I can do push-ups on my own, I just didn’t feel like it!

She better not ever ask me for help.

(Excited) Hmmm... Dimwitty, you just gave me a Smurftacular idea!

(Scared moans)

(Tense music)

- I can't wait to see her face. She'll squeal and scream!

She’ll come running out yelling! Yoohoo!

Then we jump in, catch the spider, and save her!

She'll see we're no lazy bums!

(Screams) Aaaaah!

- (Screams) Ahh! - (Also SCREAMING) Ahhh!

(All SCREAMING) Heeeelp! A spideeeeer!

Heeeelp!

What are you guys doing here?

And why the smurf are you SCREAMING like that?

SCREAMING? I wasn't SCREAMING?

- Were you SCREAMING? - Nope!

Me neither! Were you SCREAMING?

- No! - We’ll go find out who screamed!

(Morning birds)

OK, we have to smurf up with something really terrifying.

Let's hide in her closet and make strange noises!

That's not scary enough.

- Is an ogre scary enough? - (Questioning) Huh?

- (Surprised) - Hehe.

(Scared) Okay, guys, no sudden movements...

Don't worry, he's not hungry.

Just ate horse.

(Burps)

(Stomach rumbles)

Now I hungry.

(Scared) AHHHHH!

(Surprised and scared) Oh!

HELP! EMERGENCY! HELP! HELP!

What happened?

An ogre took Jokey and the others!

(Gasp) Okay, we need to smurf a rescue party at once.

But they're just mad at me for pushing them so hard.

They're playing another trick to scare - me.

That's not true!

Well, we were mad at her...

But the Ogre really did take them! I swear!

I’m telling you Papa Smurf, it’s all an act. Let me handle this.

Well okay, if you’re sure...

But the two of you had better go together.

(Hums)

(Fire siren)

Hey, where's the fire?

So, you and your friends smurfed these huge footprints to scare me?

Fine, let’s see where they lead.

No, you mustn’t go alone! We have to warn the others!

Oh please. May I remind you: I’m a Smurf-fu master.

(Ominouns music)

What a way to go, smothered in a smurf sandwich.

You've gotta be kidding me, honey and mayonnaise?!

Yuck! Those don't go together!

- (Gossed out) - (Delighted)

(All SCREAMING) Aaaaah!

Hey Bigmouth!

Sorry to spoil your appetite.

(Excited) Smurfette came to save us!

I'll take you on... Just you and me!

Huh? Okay.

- Ouch.

What's that called? The "mosquito pose"?

(Burst of laughter)

(SCREAMING) Woowaaaah!

Woowaaaah!

- Huh? - Once more!

(All scream) Aaahh!

(All SCREAMING) Woowaaaah!

Why does bread always fall smurf-side down?

(Groans)

Let’s join the others! Come on!

(Determined) Here we go!

- (Surprised) Huh? - (Screams)

Ouch, that hurts.

(Laughter)

Ouch! Ouch! (Surprised)

(Falls and gets hurt)

(Adventure music)

(In pain) Ouch!

(Celebrating) Hurray! Yoohoo! We smurfed him!

(Acomplished) It's nice to be able to

count on your friends after all!

You guys make one heck of a team.

We make one heck of a team!

- One for Smurfs, Smurfs for all! - (Excited) Yay.

You know what?

Honey and mayonnaise aren’t so bad together after all.