(upbeat music)

(suspenseful music)

-(evil laughter)

-(snarls)

-# La-la, la-la-la-la #

# La-la-la, la-la #

# La-la, la-la-la-la #

# La-la-la, la-la ##

Here's your backpack for the convention, Papa Smurf.

Thank you, Brainy.

Now, don't mess things up while I'm away.

And above all, don't let anyone smurf around

in my lab this time. Mm-hmm.

You can count on me, Papa Smurf.

The other Smurfs always listen to me.

Yeah. Very well, Brainy.

Thank you for being so responsible.

(chuckles)

Me, I don't like when it's too hot.

(clears throat) Time for inspection.

Greedy, no snacking between meals, right?

(chuckles) That's a good one.

(growls) Hmm!

Hefty, you've trained enough as it is.

Come help me restore some order in the village.

Are you crazy, Brainy?

Since when do you give out orders?

Papa Smurf has appointed me to be in charge in his absence.

You must obey me without questioning what I say!

Hmm? (Hefty kicks)

(plays trumpet)

Harmony, it's far too hot

to be smurfing the trumpet, right?

Stop it. Huh?

If you're too hot, you ought to drink

a nice sarsaparilla shake.

Stop playing, and that's final!

I'm in charge while Papa Smurf is away.

(blows raspberry)

(plays trumpet) (growls)

I told you not to smurf...

(grunts)

Look where you're going!

You almost smurfed my flower.

Vanity, get off that smurfboard this second!

-Er, no. -Huh?

-(yelps) -Hee-hee.

Just you wait, you dangerous driver!

(grunts) Right on time, Brainy.

I have a present for you. Hmm?

(growls)

All pranks are banned today, Jokey!

It's too hot. Hmm?

What in the Smurf?

Papa Smurf's orders!

Well, my orders, but Papa Smurf left me in charge.

So it's all the same. A present?

Hmm? For me?

-(honks) -(laughs)

-Holy Smurfs!

I thought you said no pranks today.

You need to learn how to get little respect.

Oh, if only there was a spell for that.

Hmm, Papa Smurf's lab.

It's okay to break a rule

to make sure other Smurfs follow the rules, right?

Apple cider potion? No.

Potion to stop your hair from falling out? No.

Aha, obedience potion!

Now we'll see about getting a little respect.

(poof)

Hmm? Aha!

(hums)

Stop. Hmm?

(wheels squealing)

How about a little frozen sarsaparilla juice

to make peace?

Hmm! I don't take bribes.

Pity. It's supposed to be good for the complexion.

And seeing how you're smurfing purple in this heat...

Purple? (gasps)

Quick, give me that!

(gulps) Ahh.

(hiccups)

Looks like it's working. (giggles)

Vanity. (claps)

Smurf, yes, Smurf!

Get rid of that smurfboard right now.

-Smurf, yes, Smurf! -Ow.

And now on to the other Smurfs.

A drink, Harmony?

(gulps)

-(hiccups) -(claps)

Get rid of that trumpet.

Smurf, yes, Smurf! (giggles)

Present? A drink?

Ooh! Yes, please.

-(slurps) -(claps)

(hiccups) Get rid of that present.

Smurf, yes, Smurf! (chuckles)

(grunts) Hefty.

You need to stay hydrated.

Good idea!

Here you are.

Huh? (whimpers)

Oh, sorry. It's all gone.

(growls)

(Hefty kicks) (groans)

Hmm, if you want to get respect,

you've got to think big, right?

Hmm...

(dramatic music)

Chef, here's a new ingredient for your soup, right?

What do you think?

(sniffs) Blech!

What's that smell?

There's no way I'm putting that in my soup.

-(clicks tongue)

-It's wrong to criticize the boss' potion.

-(laughs) Him, the boss?

Jokey, Vanity, Chef needs to take his potion.

(laughs) What?

(slurps)

-(hiccups) -(claps)

You're going to smurf this potion in your soup.

Smurf, yes, Smurf!

(upbeat music)

Hmm. There's a strange aftertaste.

Hey, Chef, did you smurf your socks in this soup?

(laughter)

Be quiet!

You always think you're Papa Smurf, but...

(hiccupping)

(claps)

-(hiccups) Smurf, yes, Smurf!

-Smurf, yes, Smurf! -Smurf, yes, Smurf!

(all) Smurf, yes, Smurf!

-Me, I don't like... "Smurf, yes, Smurf!"

All right, everyone back to work right now.

(all) Smurf, yes, Smurf!

(chuckles)

Painter, don't forget the second coat, right?

Smurf, yes, Smurf!

Smurfette, don't forget to pick up the leaves!

Smurf, yes, Smurf!

(snores) Lazy, sweep up that dust!

Smurf, yes, Smurf... (grunts)

Baby, put away your toys.

(babbles)

(giggles)

(snaps fingers)

Hmm?

Hmm, get back to work!

(all) Smurf, yes, Smurf!

Ah, it's nice when everything's in order.

Here's the village's book of rules.

Aw, such wonderful music to my ears.

Read me a few examples. Smurf, yes, Smurf!

Rule number 38:

don't forget to brush your teeth before you sleep.

Rule 39: don't forget rule 38.

-Boss. What should we do now, Boss?

Go pick some berries.

You could smurf me a little peace and quiet.

And Papa Smurf will be proud to know that while he was away,

you weren't just having fun.

(all) Smurf, yes, Smurf!

Keep on reading, Hefty. Smurf, yes, Smurf!

-(all) # We're going to pick some berries #

# To feed our hungry bellies #

# We're going to pick some berries #

-# To feed our... # -Hello?

-(chuckles) Big Mouth lucky!

-(claps) -(all) Ooh!

Smurf, yes, Smurf!

-Blue gnomes tasty in sandwich.

-(all) Smurf, yes, Smurf! -Huh?

-And, uh, do you want anything on the side with us, Boss?

-Huh? Food very polite.

Big Mouth happy.

-Quick! I got to warn the others!

Yip, yip, yee-haw!

(quirky music)

Yip, yip, yee-haw!

Yip, yip, yee-haw!

-Rule 79: wash your socks once a month.

Boss, Boss! What now?

The Smurfs you sent to pick berries,

they've been picked by Big Mouth!

(yelps) Big Mouth?

(screaming)

(whimpers) If those three dimwits get smurfed,

I'll be in big trouble with Papa Smurf, and...

Boss, are we gonna rescue them, Boss?

Of course we are!

You go first, Hefty.

Smurf, yes, Smurf! Oh, hmm!

Hmm?

This could be useful.

(quirky music)

Hold still, Vanity. I'm adding the cheese.

-Make sure you Smurf the cheese so it looks perfect.

-Big Mouth want... -Fine!

But you need to leave a little room

for the rest of us.

(grunts)

Ready or not, here I come!

-Hmm? -Ha!

-Move over. I can't breathe.

-Big Mouth want... -Hold your smurfs there!

This sandwich needs a berry to balance out the flavor.

-(laughs) -Aah!

-Aw, this sandwich is full, Chef!

-Argue not good for meat!

Big Mouth want eat Smurfs nice and tender!

-(all) Smurf, yes, Smurf!

(tense music)

(panting)

You go first, Hefty.

Smurf, yes, Smurf!

(groans) Huh?

Boss, there's a big ogre. Should I smurf his butt, Boss?

Oh, no!

Another blue gnome for sandwich?

-Yippee! -(claps)

-Smurf, yes, Smurf! In the sandwich!

Move over. Out of the way.

-Come on. We already said that it's full.

-Now, now. Calm down.

To be tender, we need to relax.

You've got to be kidding.

For Smurf's sakes, get out of that sandwich!

(all) Smurf, yes, Smurf!

-Blue meat, get back in sandwich!

-(all) Smurf, yes, Smurf!

-Smurf, lunch is served! Smurf!

No, don't obey him! Hmm?

Another one?

Today Big Mouth's lucky day.

(whimpers)

I don't want to be in a sandwich!

If only Big Mouth obeyed me like they do.

Oh, huh! (growls)

(giggles)

Stop! Huh?

You know what? I do want to get in the sandwich.

All this running around has tired me out.

A lie-down between two soft slices of bread

would be just the thing.

No, you no sandwich.

You appetizer.

(hiccups) Ah.

(claps) Put me down this instant.

Papa Smurf always says it's not polite

to play with your food, right?

Boss, yes, Boss!

Put that sandwich down too.

Boss, yes, Boss!

And now go and tidy up Gargamel's hovel.

Boss, tidy Gargamel's hovel, Boss!

-(all) # La-la-la-la-la-la-la #

# We're going home with our boss, Brainy #

# He saved our lives, we're so happy... #

The boss? Really?

Ah, hope you didn't get overheated.

Can I help you with a sarsaparilla juice?

What are your orders, Boss?

(stutters) I can explain everything, Papa Smurf.

The Smurfs were totally out of control.

They wouldn't listen to a word I said.

It was an emergency, so I...

Hmm. Mm-hmm.

(magical crackling)

-Huh? -Oh?

-Huh? -Huh?

-(both growl)

-Hey there, Master Brainy.

This is all a big misunderstanding.

(claps)

(kicks)

Ow.

Ah, you'll see, Azrael.

As soon as I find that spell,

I'll turn those cursed Smurfs into my slaves.

(evil laughter)

(meows)

(knocking) Huh?

(sighs) Who is that knocking at this hour?

I'm warning you, I won't buy anything from hawkers.

(grunts)

Boss Smurf says clean up Gargamel's hovel.

-Huh? Mop. -(meows)

-Big Mouth pleased. -(snarls)

-(chuckles) -(meows)

-(chuckles) Funny mop.

I hate those Smurfs.

I hate those...