Huh? Huh huh?

(SNORES)

Wake up, lazybones.

You're smurfing the day away.

Don't forget to sweep

the dust over there.

(COMPLAINS)

Hey, no snacking between meals Greedy.

Greedy? You're a number one pest.

Watch your left,

one fine Smurf coming through.

What the Smurf?

Fun times are here.

(Explotion)

Hey!

I love feeling the wind in my spurs

(UNINTELIGIBLE)

Coming through!

What are those?

Hey, Brainy,

you're looking hot under the collar today.

If you really must know, they are Smurf Boards

and where did you get them these Smurf boards?

Handy made them for us.

It was a special order.

He had no right.

You guys are a menace return them this instant.

Who made you king of the village?

Why should you be the only one

who gets to zip around you?

You don't even do it in style.

See you around, Brainy.

We'll just see what Papa

Smurf has to say about this

(JOYFUL LAUGH)

Nice move Jokey.

You see those two

riding on their smurfboards?

They're dangerous.

We need to stop them before they distroy the entire village.

I have no problem with Vanity

and Jokey having Smurf boards.

But what about safety?

Responsible driving rules and regulations.

Who needs rules when you have style?

Let's go Jokey.

Not so fast, you two.

Brainy is right about road safety.

You have to be responsible.

And that's why he's going to teach you.

I would be proud to Papa Smurf.

What?

(Falling noise)

Hey, my smurfboard

You can have them back once

you've completed your training

class starts now!

Sit up straight, Jokey.

So I'm here to teach you the traffic laws.

Laws we know.

Give our smurfboards back.

(Whistle)

The first warning.

You better behave or I'm telling Papa Smurf.

Let's start with some road signs.

This one means danger.

This one, one way.

this one stop, the speed limit,

snail crossing,

Boring.

Baby crossing, Ezra crossing

Gargamel crossing,

(Whistle)

2nd warning.

Next time I'm telling Papa Smurf.

Now, let's continue with another exercise.

Jokey, if you see Gargamel

and Ezra at a crossroads,

do you A slow down or B, speed up.

That's easy! I speed up and full Smurf

not my style to slow down anyway.

Right.

Good answer. Vanity!

What is the thing you should always look into?

Of course, my mirror.

Rearview mirror, good answer.

Class dismissed, Present?

Oh, thank. You.

(Explosion)

(LAUGH)

Is everything okay?

Ah, yes, Papa Smurf.

We were all about to practice.

Yeeha!

Let's go.

Right. You can have the Smurf course back.

First rule of driving.

Don't drive.

What?

Don't drive until you make sure that your vehicle is safe.

Have you checked your brakes?

We don't have brakes.

What?

What about your tires?

Mm hmm.

No. Yeah, we have tires.

All right, get ready.

One moment.

What is it now?

You need safety equipment.

Perfect, right?

Gotta be kidding!

Oh, this doesn't suit me at all.

Stop complaining and go.

You're going way too fast.

He's starting to smurf

on my nerves.

You know, when you're smurfing around a village, it's

extremely important to be observant, right?

Keep your eyes open and stay alert!

Stop. Red light. Yeah,

we have to wait for the green light.

Oh!

(WHISTLE)

why don't we help this old Smurf to cross?

Hurry before the light goes green

What are you smurfing?

Ah, now!

The light is green.

But before you go, to make sure there is no danger,

I always look left and right

and then I go.

(Horn)

(bang)

(Hitting sound)

Naturally, the fire brigade has the right of way.

Maintaining a reasonable

speed is the key to safety. Right?

I never go over two Smurfs per

hour in the village. In the forest,

I let myself go and have fun at 3 smurfs per hour.

Yeah, it's so boring.

I think I Smurfed a wrinkle.

(BABY COOING)

Even you Baby's going faster than us.

You guys, we're going slower.

You smurf backwards.

Ha, ha. Very funny.

I've had enough, let's smurf out of here.

And don't forget when you need to turn you must.

No, you can't do that.

Come back.

Nobody tells us what to do,

(LAUGH)

Wait until I get to you.

(Sirens)

Nobody smurfs the rules on my watch.

Greedy, Jokey?

Stop that at one! Comeback here!

Catch us if you can!

You can't keep up!

Let's mess with him!

You can't sink me.

Sure can, like salt and pepper!

(Sirens)

(SCREAM)

(Falling noise)

You'll never smurf your license.

(SLOWED DOWN SCREAM)

Whoa, whoa.

That's pretty good.

Oh, that's not so good.

Pull over!

That's an order.

Okay, but first, catch this!

Aha!

Stop your vehicle!

I can't see a stop sign.

(Arch and arrow sound)

You are a menace, pull over.

I got you now!

Hey, rascals, pull over.

That's an order!

Wait, you're going over the speed

limit, you'll lose your license!

(Brakes)

Let the driving to the big boys!

Enough joking around.

(Car sound)

You think you're so cool.

You think you're masters of the road.

Well, I'll show you who is cool.

I'll show you who's the real mess.

Let's see you do this.

I think he is getting carried away.

He's really lost his smurf.

Can't beat that, huh?

Well, what about this? And this?

You can't smurf this, can you? Admit it! I'm the best!

The best!

-You watch out! -You headed straight for the can.

You think I'm going to fall

for that old joke?

No, but you're going to fall!

Smurf, you're safe.

You had us worried.

How do we smurf him out of there?

Hold my ankles.

Smurfy, your hand!

(Groaning) (Panting)

What's this?

A ticket!

What?

You have both proven you are reckless

and cannot be trusted.

Your dangers disperse and force animals everywhere.

You've broken smurfing rules, right?

Including Section 2.3, paragraph

3.5, subsection seven

through ten.

You! When I'm done writing up my report, you'll be lucky

if Papa Smurf lets you out of your houses.

What do you say we practice some more loops?

You won't be able to...

Later, Brainy!

Yeah.

You keep working on that report!

Wait, you can't leave!

I haven't finished telling you all the rules you broke.

You broke the speed limit.