(Upbeat music)

(Suspenseful music)

#La-la, la-la-la-la

#La-la-la, la-la

#La-la, la-la-la-la

#La-la-la-la-la##

(Light music)

Ah, here's a smurfingly fine berry.

Have you seen this, Timid? Huh? Timid?

Timid?

(WHIMPERING)

Well, well, Timid, so you're hiding from berries now?

Don't you like them?

No, no. I... I love them.

It's just that I... I... I...

Okay, it doesn't matter. Take your time.

Ripe for the picking!

Timid, help!

Ahh! (TEETH CHATTERING)

(WHIMPERING)

That's right, thingamabob Smurf,

go get help.

I'll be waiting for you.

Gargamel captured Papa Smurf?

Are you sure, Timid?

Mmm-hmm. (GRUNTS)

Quick, we have to save him.

(YELPS)

We have to smurf a plan of attack. Any ideas?

Me! I have an idea.

Uh, anyone else? Um...Uh, ye...

Yes, Timid!

I... I think we should, uh, well...

Come on, buddy, louder. We can't hear a thing.

No, no, uh, nothing.

Hmm. Okay, and you, Vanity?

Purple.What?

For Gargamel's hovel. It would be the perfect color.

It would smurf it with a little pep and a lot of charm.

Ah! Okay, here's the plan.

We go into Gargamel's hovel and wham!

We give him a big smurf on his ugly nose, then bam!

We grab his fat cat by the tail,

spin him around in the air and...

- Uh, Hefty? - What?

Behind you.

Papa Smurf? You managed to escape by yourself?

Seeing how smart Papa Smurf is

and how incredibly stupid Gargamel is,

it does make sense, right?

(GRUMBLING) That's true.

He's so dumb.

Hmm, that's enough!

You should respect your enemies, you know?

Come on, take me back to the village, you bunch of...

dear little Smurfs.

Uh, and make it snappy.

Hmm.

(Indistinct chatter)

(LAUGHS) The village, at last.

Huh?Huh?

I mean... I'm home at last. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

Well, I'm going to get some rest in my lab.

Um, Papa Smurf, that's Smurfette's house.

Your lab is over here.

Oh, yes. How silly of me.

Thank you, uh, thingamajig.

Um, Vanity. I'm Vanity.

G-guys, I was wondering if...Huh?

Uh, no, uh, nothing.

(LAUGHS)

I did it!

Those cursed runts didn't notice a thing.

Mark Gargamel's words,

I'll have my revenge at last.

Now I'll transform back into my svelte and slender

sorcerer's body and crush all of those...

Mmm, Papa Smurf, have you seen this?

We have the same number of fingers on each hand.

Hah, that's really smurfy, isn't it?

If you don't get out of this place immediately,

I'll turn you into cat food, you imbecile!

No! My antidote!

That worthless idiot of a Smurf!

Ah! I've already forgotten

how to get to this cursed village.

I know, I'll look for a map of the forest

so I can find it once I'm back in my real body again.

Now, if I was a bearded blue runt,

where would I hide my maps?

Hmm. Hmm.

Ha! Hello, there, whatever your name is.

Tell me... (CLEARS THROAT)

do you know where I keep my maps by any chance?

I... I... I think... uh, um, eh...

Oh, fine. I'll go and ask the others.

(RINGING) What's going on?

(OVERLAPPING CHATTER)

Okay, you runts... uh, Smurfs...

seeing as how I can't find the maps of the village

and its surroundings, we're going to make some new ones.

New maps?

With all due respect, Papa Smurf,

we first have to smurf the chores

you gave us this morning, and, of course,

I am the supervisor, right?

(THUD) Ahh!

(CRASHING) Uh!

Are you okay, Papa Smurf?

(IMITATING) Are you okay...

Uh, yes, of course. Come on, now. The maps.

But Papa Smurf, I thought they were smurfed

in a secret place that's impossible to forget.

Yeah.That's true.

Dimwitty's right.

(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Of course. I'm kidding.

I haven't forgotten my secret hiding place.

I'm Papa Smurf. I never forget anything.

(LAUGHS) I'll go and get them.

Oops, wrong way. Hmm, hmm, hmm.

Poor Papa Smurf. We should do something nice for him.

I will bake his favorite cake.

Are you coming, Timid?

Oh, uh, I have to check something.

Bye, then.

(GRUMBLING) Those idiot, good for nothing Smurfs.

And to think, I could make mincemeat out of them

right here, right now...

Hmm? Hmm.

Hello, Papa Smurf!

Yes, yes, hello. (GRUMBLES)

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

(WHIMPERING)

G-g-guys, I was wondering if Papa Smurf in fact, uhh...

Timid, it would be better if you spoke more clearly, right?

If... if... uh, in fact, Papa Smurf has been...

(YAWNS) Come on, Timid! What is it?

Uh, uh, uh... no, nothing.

Hmm.

What if, uh... what...

(YELLING) What if Papa Smurf has been bewitched?

Oh, I have to get to the bottom of this.

Hello, Papa Smurf!Hmm.

Hi there, Papa Surf.Ugh.

Papa Smurf, I found the maps.

Hiding them there was a great idea.

Oh, that's great, Idiot Smurf.

Do you know where you can find more fine carrots?

Hmm. In Gargamel's vegetable patch.

Great idea! Huh!Uh...

(CHUCKLES) Huh?

There. No need to go so far.

Farmer hid the rest of the maps in his garden.

(GROANS)

(WHIMPERING)

(PURRING)

Oh.

Ohh, I'm so worried about my dear little Smurfs.

G-G-Gargamel? In a cage?

Timid? Is that you?

Don't be afraid. Come back.

Uhh...

Timid, it's me, Papa Smurf.

Gargamel swapped our bodies using a potion.

(Dramatic music)

(Laughter)

Papa Smurf? Is... is that really you?

Yes, Timid, but be careful.

Azrael might smurf you any moment now.

You'd better leave.

I cannot allow one of my dear little Smurfs

to get eaten because of me.

I... I... I'm not leaving without you!

Watch out!

(SCREECHES) Ahh!

Huh? (SCREECHING)

Ohh!

(WHIMPERING)

(GROWLING)

Timid! Smurf yourself!

Huh?

(STRAINING)

Yah!

Hmm? (LAUGHS)

(Clang)

Hmm. Quick, Timid!

Get the key!

(GROANING) I've had enough being a Smurf.

If that's the way it is, I'll find a way

to lead those blue gnomes straight into my hovel.

Then I'll use my leftover potions to...

Here, Papa Smurf!Huh?

I baked your favorite cake,

a sarsaparilla muffin.

Oh, thank you, Mr. Cook.

Don't you wanna smurf it?Hmm?

Uh, yes, of course. (MUNCHING)

Hmm. (RETCHES)

Don't you like it, Papa Smurf?

(SWALLOWING) Mmm... (RETCHES)

Not hungry? Well, I'm not surprised

after all that happened to you this morning.

It must've been terrible with that vile cat, right?

And Gargamel's bad breath.

(GROANING) That's for sure.

What does that sorcerer eat? Lizard droppings?

(LAUGHTER) Wow, that knucklehead

will never be able to catch us. (LAUGHS)

Enough!

(LAUGHTER STOPS)

Now let's go to the forest so I can capture...

um, uh, to pick some, uh, sarsaparilla.

Everybody's coming. That's an order.

(Music)

Are you sure this is the way to the sarsaparilla field?

Yes. We're taking a shortcut.

Gargamel!

Yes?

Why would you say, "Gargamel"?

Because he's right there!

My dear little Smurfs,

it's me, Papa Smurf.

Gargamel switched our bodies.

What? How could he have escaped... uh... mmm...

(ALL GASP)

It's... it's true!

Look! He captured a Smurf! We must save him!

Oh, no, wait!

You don't understand. He's the real Papa Smurf.

What?

I'm the real Papa Surf!

Attack him, you nimrods!

Nimrods? But Papa Smurf would never say that.

I'm in charge. Obey me!

Which one is the real Papa Smurf?

How about we attack both of them?

Dimwitty Smurf, that's a terrible plan!

Stop!

Only the real Papa Smurf would know the way to the village.

So where is it?

Uhh, well...

Come on, Papa Smurf.

Of course I know. It's that way.

(LAUGHS)

Hmm.I knew it from the start.

Huh? Ahh!

No! I'm the real Papa Smurf!

You imbeciles, let me go, you blue gnomes!

What now, Papa Smurf?

Time to get my body back.

# Da, da, da...

Azrael, I'm home!

My plan worked, and I have a surprise just for you,

a nice little Smurf for you to enjoy.

Ah!

(GROWLING) Azrael.

My little kitty cat.

Uhh, it's me, Gargamel.

You wouldn't eat your beloved master, would you?

A little seasoning, and he'll be all yours.

(GLUGGING)

(LAUGHS) Bon appetit, my sweet little cat.

I'm going to, uh, smurf some cartwheels in the grass.

Smurf you later!

(SCREECHES, BITES)

I hate those Smurfs.

(GLUGGING)

I knew from the start it wasn't you, Papa Smurf.

One Smurf in particular needs to be thanked,

don't you think, Timid? Huh?

Hmm. Timid?

Y-y-yes?