That it's so revoltingly cute.

Azrael. This box holds the key to the private lives of those

infernal Smurfs.

Soon we'll know everything about them.

(SNIFFS)

Supply parcel, delivery.

I have a package to send to Smurf Village.

It's urgent.

I'll send the stork for pickup.

Excellent. Oh, you wouldn't want to give me that address, would you?

Nice try, but that's against our privacy policy.

Oh.

(Chattering)

I heard that Lacey went jogging yesterday.

- Has anyone seen the invisible Smurf?

E=MC Smurf.

Hello, baby.

- Present?

- Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

- Hello, Smurfette.

Uh huh.

(Babbling)

Azrael. Look, my plan is working.

That pathetically innocent baby smurf has gone gaga over Teddy the

spy. Now he can watch everything the Smurfs do.

I'm a genius.

It's only a matter of time before I figure out where that village is.

And then those blasted Smurfs will all be mine.

Hahahaha.

You Smurfs are in for a treat.

Here they are, my smurfdelicious raspberry cakes.

Whoa! They look good.

And smell delicious, right?

Oh, hello, baby.

Hey, that's the annoying one.

Hello.

Come sit with us, baby.

Oh, look, there's the piggy smurf.

Greedy. Someday your gluttony is going to smurf you into trouble.

That's what Papa Smurf always says.

Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh.

Interesting Teddy bear, baby.

That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen.

Okay, It's time to go to lonely rock for our sarsaparilla

expedition.

Aha! Did you hear that?

Then let's go to lonely rock, too.

I'm a genius.

A true genius.

The greatest wizard the world has ever seen.

Wow! This infernal cage should be filled with

smurfs. Oh!

Oh, Sarsaparilla.

Love of my life.

Granny. Stop eating all the...

Gargamel!

Gargamel!

Glad to see you too!

Run for your Smurf. Greedy, come on!

You're mine.

Little piggy Smurf!

Greedy. Bet you wish you hadn't eaten all those raspberry cakes.

Hahahaha.

You should have listened to that annoying smell.

Ouch!

Get off me, you stupid cat.

This way.

Silly fleabag.

You wrecked my plans every time.

Huh...

(Bell)

Is it Papa Smurf? Papa Smurf has something to say.

Stop pushing. Huh?

How did Gargamel know we would be there?

He even knew that I smurf those cakes.

And that brainy was annoying.

Obviously you misheard him, right?

No, I heard him too.

He said annoying.

That's true. You are pretty annoying.

- I agree.

Oh, hello, baby.

Glad you and your teddy bear could join us.

Handy. Did you make this toy for baby?

No, I don't know where he smurfed it.

Mm hm. I guess it doesn't matter as long as you're happy, baby.

Now, go ask Chef for your afternoon snack.

Hmm.

Mm hm. The teddy bear is a trap.

What?

I saw a sparkle in its eye.

I'm certain it's a magic viewing stone.

Gargamel can hear and see everything we do.

Whenever baby is around.

- So it's not a bear.

It's the mole.

- Let's destroy it.

Actually, I have a better idea.

We'll smurf Gargamel at his own game.

What are they smurfing in there?

So do you think you can write a compelling story, poet?

Oh, yes. You might find the plot is mean.

But the wizard will be glued to the screen.

That's perfect.

Brainy. You'll cast the actors for our saga.

Yes, Papa Smurf.

You know, I have an eye for talent, right?

What's this?

The first scene you desired.

I was Smurfully inspired.

Smurftacular start, Poet.

It's showtime.

Perfect. Babies occupied.

Okay, you're performing the romantic scene from Act three.

First up. And action.

Oh, Greedy. Don't leave me.

- I will always love you, dearest muffin.

Next!

(SINGING) Vanity, sweet vanity.

Please don't leave me.

- But I must Leave you because I love me.

Next.

Oh, Hefty, don't leave me.

I can't live without you.

I love you more than I've ever Loved anybody, Smurfette.

But now I must be off.

That was Smurftastic.

You're both hired.

Next.

Huh? Uh huh.

Uh huh huh.

You're hired.

But we haven't said anything yet.

Brainy.

You don't need to talk.

Your role is to spy on Gargamel.

Being a spy isn't so bad.

- I'm sure this will impress Smurfette.

Boo Boo Boo boo gaga.

They could at least teach that baby some words.

If I hear one more "Goo Goo Gaga" I'll go insane.

They're coming. Action.

Take this, you old coot.

And that and smurf this.

Oh, something's finally happening.

Oh, hi, baby.

When did you get here?

Have a seat.

You're up next.

- Make up.

You want some more, beardy?

Then take this. And this.

Hey, that wasn't in the...

Umm..

What are you doing?

My fair Smurfette.

Handsome Hefty.

The time has come for you to use your rippling biceps and me.

My Smurf...

Oh, yeah.

Papa Smurf is growing old and feeble for the good of Smurf

village. We must overthrow him and become the new leaders.

King Hefty.

And Queen Smurfette.

I had no idea Smurfette was so backstabbing, conniving and

duplicitous. Good girl!

Tell the others,

Gargamel is hooked.

I can't wait to see what happens next.

This next scene is intense to keep him in suspense.

Excellent. Get ready, Brainy.

You're up next.

Your turn, Clumsy.

- I don't have any diamonds.

Then play some spades.

- I don't have any spades either.

- Then draw.

Huh? What an oaf.

He doesn't have two left hands.

He has three.

Ah, there you are, my evil partners and baby.

Time is short. Those scoundrels, Hefty and Smurfette are planning a

coup.

But how do you know, fearless leader?

I know all. You know that.

And I know all too.

Who's a genius, Azrael?

Me. That's who.

Oh, I cannot let them smurf what's rightfully mine.

We will make you king of the Smurfs.

Brainy. Behold my secret weapon.

- Oops. Force of habit.

Ha, ha. I like that one.

Ha ha. Here it is.

All hefty has to do is pick this up during his morning workout and...

Smurftastic. This plan is great.

Those two are also plotting against Papa Smurf.

Who would have thought?

This place smells like moldy cheese.

You haven't been outside in days, have you?

But, Mommy.

The Smurfs are plotting to overthrow Papa Smurf.

I knew it. You're wasting a beautiful day watching that crystal

ball of yours.

Please, mummy, just a few minutes more.

It's so exciting.

How you turn this thing off anyway, huh?

This is war and you and baby are the only ones I can trust.

Didn't we? Did you smurf the weapons?

Aye, aye, Papa Smurf.

What's this war he's talking about?

That's what I was trying to explain.

Everyone thinks Papa Smurf is too old to rule.

They want to take his place.

Papa Smurf will never win if he has an idiot on his team.

I wouldn't underestimate Papa Smurf.

Pass the popcorn.

I must retrieve the magical sword of power.

Whoever finds this sword will have control over the Smurfs forever.

Nobody will ever threaten my reign again.