(upbeat music)

(suspenseful music)

-(evil laughter)

-(snarls)

-# La-la, la-la-la-la #

# La-la-la, la-la #

# La-la, la-la-la-la #

# La-la-la, la-la ##

(whimsical music)

Vanity, for hours, we've been smurfing around,

and the flower Papa Smurf wanted,

we still haven't found.

-I knew this expedition would be a disaster.

There's nothing beautiful to see here...

Apart from me, of course.

-Hey, I found the flower.

There! Wahoo-ee!

-Hands off, Dimwitty.

-Hello, teddy bear.

-(roars)

-It's a bear!

-Do you want to be my friend?

He wants to give me a hug.

-Pipe down, Dimwitty!

(upbeat music)

Whew, that was close.

-(panting) -Huh? Look!

Straight ahead, flowers pink and red.

-Papa Smurf is going to be so proud of us.

-(roars)

-(both scream)

-Hello, friend.

-Tell us, Vanity, which way to go,

because I do not know.

-Any way is fine, Poet.

Just run as fast as you can!

I've been waiting for you for hours,

and this isn't at all what I asked for.

You were supposed to smurf a yellow daisy

with a black center.

(all) Uh... hmm.

-You see, Poet, if only you'd helped us

look for the flower instead of smurfing your rhymes.

-And you should have stuck to your duty

instead of admiring your beauty.

That's enough.

Every Smurf should know how to identify plants

and take care of himself in the forest

without being smurfed by bears or ogres.

My sentiments exactly, Papa Smurf.

A few nature lessons with Wild might help, right?

Blah, blah, blah.

Excellent idea, Brainy.

And you will supervise them.

(chuckles)

(knocking)

Hmm? Wild, your students are here.

Hmm.

(dramatic percussive music)

(growls)

(chomping)

-(gags)

-(groans)

-Ah!

(chomping)

I'm warning you, this won't be

a piece of sarsaparilla cake.

They're not really smurfed for adventure.

Me good teacher.

(grunts)

(sniffing)

Hmm?

-Oh, holy Smurf, what's that smell?

-Ah, what a funny way to say good day.

-(grunts)

-Hmm? -(monkey-like grunting)

-Wild will train them. (grunts)

Perfect. If you don't mind,

I'll supervise the exercises, right?

As everyone knows,

I'm Papa Smurf's right-hand Smurf.

And he has entrusted me with... (grunting)

Hey, wait for me!

Now look at Wild.

(percussive music)

(grunting)

First exercise: swing from vines.

-Oh! -(grunting)

(all gasp)

-(grunting)

-Easy. -(clapping)

-Oh, again, again.

-No. You jump.

-(chuckles)

(screams)

(thuds)

Yup.

-(grunts) Now you.

-Hmm.

-(groans)

Why you put flowers?

-To make it pretty.

Such a beautiful vine.

-(groans) You jump.

-No way.

That might ruin them. Hmph!

-I hope it is fine if I slide down the vine.

-(groans)

(tsking) Hmm?

Unconvincing.

Exercise two: stealth.

Pass in front of Big Mouth and not wake him up.

-(both) Big Mouth?

-Come.

-(snoring)

(tense music)

-Do like me.

No, me not want to play.

(all) No, me not want to play.

-Shh. -(all) Shh.

-(grunts)

Hmm?

-(laughter)

-Ouch!

(all) Ouch!

-Stop doing everything like Wild.

-Yummy.

-(groans)

-Big Mouth hungry.

-Run!

-But you told us not to do like you.

-Blue snack.

(Smurfs scream)

(exciting music)

I'm not sure I understand.

Do you want them to be stealthy or to run?

Just keep up, and now swing from vines.

(grunts)

-(all scream) -(thud)

That hurt.

Exercise three: traps.

Me teach you make traps.

First dig hole.

Then put leaves over it.

If Azrael walk over, he fall in.

If lucky, Gargamel too.

-A beautiful butterfly. -Hmm? (grunts)

-(laughs)

Hey, I thought Azrael

was supposed to fall into the trap.

-(growls)

This new trap.

If Gargamel touch rope, tree hit Gargamel.

Boom!

-Oh, my.

Look at my skin.

These lessons aren't doing my complexion any good.

-You, stop with mirror!

You, listen!

Hmm?

-Oh, Wild, I'm really quite wowed

to see you in flight like a cloud.

I did tell you that it wouldn't be a piece...

Me not give up.

They become wood Smurfs.

Me lose them in forest.

What? No, we can't.

Papa Smurf will scold me, and...

You not understand.

We pretend lose them,

but we hide and follow them.

Ah, all right.

Oh, Wild, my dear Smurf,

with such grace you fell to Earth.

-(clears throat)

Now you learn to sleep in forest.

-Yippee! -Yay!

-I'm gonna be Sleeping Beauty.

(lullaby music)

-Do you really think we should sleep out here in this wood?

-What a smurfingly unattractive place.

-(grunts)

-Wild, don't tell me that this is where we're sleeping.

-Who are you talking to, Vanity?

-Huh? -(gasps) Where have they gone?

-Oh, despair.

What will we become,

lost in this forest so dark and glum?

-I think it's great sleeping under the stars

surrounded by bears and ogres.

We'll make lots of friends.

-(both) Bears? Ogres?

Wild, I'm not sure that this is a good idea, right?

-(roars) -(yelps)

-What was that terrifying cry?

Is a monster lurking nearby?

-(roars) -(yelps)

(all) A monster! A monster!

-Quick, let's do what Wild taught us.

I'll dig a hole and cover it with leaves.

Dimwitty, you take care of the vines.

Poet, you go smurf a trunk.

(both) Aye, aye, sir.

(chuckles) Hmm.

(bird hoots)

-Oh, to behold such a sight,

nature's beauty in the night.

(grunting)

Who smurfed out the light?

-There, a flowery trap is much nicer after all.

-Oh, what a fright.

Who smurfed out the light?

-(screams) A monster!

Help!

-A monster?

We must flee.

Vanity, wait for me!

(grunts)

(groaning)

(screams)

-I'll save you.

(grunting)

Oh, there you are.

Hmm?

Don't despair, Wild.

Papa Smurf always says that life is like...

(kicks)

(bangs) Ouch.

(suspenseful music)

-You understand nothing.

You hopeless in forest.

You total embarrassment.

-Huh? -Me had enough.

-Oh, hey, Wild. Did you see that?

We scared the monster and he ran away.

-Me give up.

You never be wood Smurfs.

-Huh?

Oh, no. Come back.

Wild, what are you smurfing?

Papa Smurf always says that you should never give up.

He won't be happy. And you don't want...

Don't tell me this is one of your traps.

Stupid students distract me.

Me never forget my traps before.

(roars)

-(roars)

I imagine you have a solution, right?

(sniffing)

Oh, well, then, I guess not.

Help!

-(both) Hmm? -Oh, that's Brainy.

Quick! Help!

-(growling)

-Oh, cruel nature.

It's a sad ending where they end up as food for a bear.

-Oh, it's the big teddy bear.

-(laughs) -Huh? Dimwitty, no!

-Teddy bear, it's me, your friend.

-Dimwitty, no! -Come give me a hug.

-(growls)

-(yelps)

At least it was a diversion, right?

Yuck, it really smurfs in here.

-(growling)

-(both scream)

-Ow!

-Pee-ew! He smelled worse than Wild.

(all) Run!

-Running in fear is only thing they good at.

-(screams)

-Over there, it's one of Wild's traps.

Get ready to duck on three.

One, two, three.

-(roars)

-(all cheer)

Don't forget to free us, right?

Okay.

Oof! Ouch.

(birds chirping)

-Me was wrong.

You teach Wild never judge someone too fast.

Maybe we could teach you some other things.

How would you like to smurf some lessons in the village?

Excellent idea, because between us,

your outfit is a smurftastrophe.

-I'll smurf you poems from the start,

and you will learn them off by heart.

-Hey, Wild, do you want to be my best friend?

-Huh? (roars)

-He sounds just like the teddy bear.