One hundred and ninety six... one hundred and ninety seven...

one hundred and ninety eight...

one hundred and ninety nine...

Uhhh!

Grrrrrr... Two hundred!

Woooowww.

(Music)

Aaaahhh...

(Bang)

Hello Smurfette!

Hi Hefty!

How are you today?

(Bang)

'Cause I'm in great shape.

That thing looks heavy!

Not at all, Hefty!

You need a hand?

You're sweet, Hefty, but I can handle a rose bush.

You want me to smurf a hole so you can plant it?

Or maybe an enclosure to protect it!

That's ok. Farmer said he would help me.

Farmer?

- Your carriage is a callin', missy.

Oh! Merci, monsieur!

But... Smurfette are you sure?

Bye!

(Sad music)

(Sighs)

I've a present for you, Hefty!

- Not today, Jokey.

(Bang)

Why so blue?

- Forget it. You wouldn't understand.

- Ignore this clown, what’s got you down?

Well... I just don’t know why certain Smurfs barely notice me.

(WHISPERING) Hm! He means Smurfette!

- No! Anyway...

What's wrong with me? I’ve got bulging biceps...

perfect pecs... square shoulders...

(SNIFFS)

Floral deodorant... Why doesn't she like me?

- If you're handsome and fair, the problem might be elsewhere.

- Your nose is too big.

- Grrr...

What did you say?

- He he... Just kidding.

Not funny!

(Door bang)

- My nose is just perfect.

(NASAL) Okay, maybe it's a little big.

(Music)

Diameter... Depth...

Ouch!

(SNIFFS)

Sarsaparilla deodorant...

- Ahhhhh...

- The size of your pants, plus the length of your tongue,

multiplied by the width of your nostrils.

Hefty, it’s basic math. You nose is 37 percent too big!

- It’s a smurftastrophe!

Lucky for you, I have just the solution!

Tah! Yu! Ah-ha!

Mmmhhh?

- Aha...

(Music)

Huh?!

(NASAL) Hi! Smurfette.

Aouch! Oh!

(Laughter)

Oh Hefty! You’re so funny!

Uh?

Holy Smurfs! You won't woo her like that! Leave this to the experts.

(Music)

(Laughter)

Ahhh.... Ohhh!

(Tic-Tac)

(Nervous laughter)

Ouch!

Uuuh!

Uh, boys!

Why don’t you ask Papa Smurf for a nose smurf?

A nose smurf? But why, Hefty?

Me, I don’t like nose smurfs.

- Smurfette thinks it’s too big.

- 37 percent too big! You must have a potion for that!

- No, I don’t have that kind of potion. You're being ridiculous,

Your nose is just fine. Vanity, is your nose too big?

Heavens, no! My nose is superb, just like the rest of my face.

- There you have it. If Vanity likes his nose,

then we all like our noses. There's no need to smurf it, Hefty.

Now, I have to get back to work. Smurfing your nose, whatever next!

Hmm!

I haven't had my final word. Follow me!

Papa Smurf doesn’t want to help. No matter.

Gargamel must have something in one of his spell books.

Hefty, would you remind me where Gargamel is supposed to be?

- Today is the all-you-can-eat buffet at the Tavern,

and that cheapskate Gargamel wouldn't miss it for the world.

There’s no time to lose, we have to smurf that book, and fast!

- Brainy! I think I’ve found it.

- Yeah, yeah Dimwitty. Could you stop bothering me for nothing!

I'm busy searching. Can't you see this is serious?

- Oh! Ok.

Ahhh.

It's not here, or here either!

Where could he’ve put that book?!

- Hefty! Please I have to say. Are you sure about that buffet?

- Of course, why?

Because he's eaten so fast this time, I don’t even have time to rhyme!

- How dare they accuse me of taking too much food!

It’s called an “all you can eat buffet”, isn’t it!?

Now, where is my key? Aww!

Awww!

- Meowww.

Hummmm!

(SNIFFS)

Ahh!

- Meowwww!

What?! You smell Smurfs?

Gna gna gna...

Oh please. That’s the brussels sprouts, you fleabag!

Dear Smurfs, let us make haste, or Gargamel will lay us to waste...

(Action music)

Ahhhhhhh....

I can't believe it! Dimwitty, why didn't you tell us

you'd smurfed the magic book!

- Move please! Okay, a potion to smurf my nose.

"How to shower with one teaspoon of toad drool".

- Five steps more, and he’ll be at the door!

- "How to grow lush silky hair"...

(Music)

Four...

"How to make your toes multiply". Wait! Someone ripped out a page!?

- Mmm! You mean this one? Delicious!

It has a little sarsaparilla taste! Hmmm...

- Three...

(Bite)

Holy Smurfs, Dimwitty, you actually found the right page!

- Two...

- Let’s smurf out of here.

Onneeeee!

- Meaowwww.

- Stop it with the Smurfs, you numbskull!

They wouldn't dare come here, they're too afraid of me!

Smurf the magic cream with your spatula...

Then apply to nose.

A small amount, right?

- Well?

Hefty, I apologize... your snout is the same size.

- Aargh! All I want is a smaller nose!

Is that too much to ask?!

- Patience, Hefty! It says here to wait twelve hours.

- Okay.

See you tomorrow Hefty!

Good night, don't give up hope!

- Bye.

No fair. Somebody gave him a present bigger than mine!

- Where’s Hefty?

(Noise)

What is that?

It looks like a very big nose!

Dimwitty watch out!

Ahhh.

- Aggghhh. - Ahhh.

- Ewwww.

(Music)

It's a smurftastrophy!

Gargamel’s cream turned Hefty into a giant nose!

(Music)

He’s going to Smurfette’s!

(Bang)

Eh? What's going on?

We'll explain on the way.

- Hefty turned into a giant nose!

- We have to save Smurfette!

Ahh?

Smurfette!

Smurfette!

Aaah!

You're in mortal danger!

- You must hide in the forest!

- Quick.

You know nothing scares me.

(Scary music)

Ahhh! What’s that??!!

"That" is Hefty!

Wait, I've got an idea!

Hello Hefty, ...er, Nose... I’ve got a present for you...

Ooooouuuuch!

I’m okay!

(Music)

Smurfette run!

Ahhh, aghhhh...

Handy, great timing!

- Yeah!

I've got you!

Aaaah! Oooohhaaaw!

- Hhhhh! - Hhhhh!

And there she goes, up the nose.

Come on! There’s not a minute to lose!

Handy! Hold him back as long as you can!

I'm going to smurf a plan!

Okay, Papa Smurf!

(Action music)

Time to take action!

Okay.

(Music stops)

Ohhh, awwwww.

(Happy music)

Oh, uh, oh.... awww, oh!

(Music stops)

Oh, oh!

Aggghhh!

(Action music)

NOW!

(Action music)

- Ah! Ha! - Hum!

(Music)

- Aggghhh.

Agh!

Ewww!

Pepper! Works every time!

Smurf the cage!

(Soft music)

Hefty. What came over you? You've always had a lovely nose.

(KISSES)

(Laughter)

How are you doing today, Hefty? Are you back to normal yet?

(NASAL) Could be a few more days. Who knows?